What hobby/skill/trade are you most inept?

[JambledUpWords]

I’m most inept at public speaking and driving.

 

[Red Hood]

Skilled manual labor eludes me outside of cutting wood. I'm also an utter failure at keyboard and percussion instruments.

Mostly because I've never had the opportunity to train in these things.

 

[J A N D E K]

Making friends and attempting to be a reasonable facsimile of a well adjusted human being.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Drawing. Any type of art, really. It's really sad how terrible I am. Even when I just want to sketch some simple plan for building something or some other artistic task equally as elementary, it always ends up as an abortion.

Singing is a close second.

 

[courteouslemur]

Anything requiring any manual dexterity or fine motor skills.

And math.

 

[Lunete]

Everything

 

[JambledUpWords]

And math.

So long as you know basic arithmetic and have no plans of becoming a physicist, mathematician, engineer, or any other related field, you should be fine.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

handwriting.

my handwriting has been dogshit since i could hold a pencil and i always thought it would magically get better when i got older. here i am, older, and no better at writing things down that other english-reading human beings can understand.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I'm inept at everything except sucking dick for cash

 

[JambledUpWords]

I'm inept at everything except sucking dick for cash

Your degeneracy has no bounds

 

[Edgeworth]

Dammit, "everything" is already taken so I'm the SECOND most inept at everything.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I draw about as well as Chis Chan.

Edit:

Spoiler: Example

 

[JambledUpWords]

I draw about as well as Chis Chan.

You could try and pass your drawings off as Chris Chan’s and get money off of it.

 

[awoo]

I don't know. I would say I'm pretty bad at art but I've seen some examples so shitty that I can't even compare. Maybe I could be good at drawing if I actually practiced

So anything with manual labor. I mean strength based things not dexterity things.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

All of the ones I enjoy.

 

[skiddlez]

Musical instruments. I've played a lot of them, not to try to learn or anything, just out of curiosity. Like I'll see a trumpet or something and I'll be like "oh shit, I've never produced shit noises with one of those before" so I'll wanna fuck around with it just to see just how awful of noises I can make with it and then laugh at myself like a retard.

It's fun. I mean, probably not for other people whose ears are bleeding, but I'm certainly amused.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I tried knitting recently and I looked at about six different how-to guides and I majorly fucked it up. I don't even know what I did wrong.

handwriting.

my handwriting has been dogshit since i could hold a pencil and i always thought it would magically get better when i got older. here i am, older, and no better at writing things down that other english-reading human beings can understand.

The trick to better handwriting is one, to write more slowly (helps avoid that half-assed almost-cursive random letters joined together thing), and two, to always use lined paper and make sure the bottoms of all your letters are sitting on the lines.

 

[J A N D E K]

I just want to hug all of you now.

 

[TheCapybara]

Pretending to care about what people are talking about when I really don't. I'm also terrible about expressing any sort of happiness, at all. My resting face is a grimace.

 

[SweetDee]

Talking to people in real life.