DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Meerkat Ink]

""A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-William Shakespeare"
-DarkSydePhil

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[Nurse Ratchet]

There is no way he didn't get the sponsor and shilled out $250 for some meme chair to try and convince his "fans" that he really got sponsored, would he actually do that?

Lolololol.

Yes.

Ego > $$$

 

[ZehnBoat]

""A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-William Shakespeare"
-DarkSydePhil

"France is bacon" - DSP

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

He'd just better keep his greasy hands off Final Fantasy VI. I'm fairly sure he will just because to my knowledge there's no version out there with cheevos/trophies, but...even so.

God I could see it now with him ack-acking at the deaths of Leo (nothing I could do dood) and Cid (dood how was I supposed to know to not give him the slow moving fish? *snort*).

 

[Pargon]

God I could see it now with him ack-acking at the deaths of Leo (nothing I could do dood) and Cid (dood how was I supposed to know to not give him the slow moving fish? *snort*).

Phil would absolutely kill Cid, the monster. Fuck, he'd skip all the optional re-recruitment, try to do CESS and fuck himself at the end of the game like with the SoM remake.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

"I can't automate this because troll names will get on here"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil would absolutely kill Cid, the monster. Fuck, he'd skip all the optional re-recruitment, try to do CESS and fuck himself at the end of the game like with the SoM remake.

Those are just two examples there's still plenty of feels/deaths in that game fatfuck failure Phil would just shit on:
Poisoning of Doma, the village where only the children survive, Lockes girlfriend, Shadow's backstory, Cyan's family on the train, Setzer's second airship, Terra's parents, Gau's father and there's still other stuff just can't remember it all. fuck I don't mean to weeb about the game but damn there's a bunch of downer moments his manchild ass would laugh at or just stare with an un-empatheticness.

 

[Forbidden Math]

In other news, during last night's 2nd stream D$P gave his audience some absolutely brilliant insight as to how his upcoming KH3 run is going to go. He commented on reviewers having mentioned problems with the story. D$P tells us he doesn't care about the story. All he cares about is if the gameplay is good and for KH3 that it has cutscenes with Disney characters. This goes a long way toward explaining his lack of immersion in the games he plays. It does not, however explain why he claims to really, really like jrpgs. The rp stands for Role Playing after all.

Phil's idea of role-playing is making a character that looks (vaguely) like himself and then not doing anything character related for the rest of the game (unless you count being a dick, funny he role-plays himself and acts like a dick yet this doesn't give him pause for thought). Now that I think about it; would probably be pretty funny to observe Phil in a tabletop setting, I'm sure he'd never get a group to play with, but if he were playing a game with actual puzzle solving like Call of Cthulhu or a deeply political game I'm sure his frustration as he constantly fucks up and is unable to undo his mistakes would be amusing.

 

[This comment matters]

Maybe she types them up ahead of time, doesn't he usually tweet that stuff out in the middle of the night when she should be sleeping to go to her 9-5?

I remember way back when he did an apology on facecam about something, I don't remember what, it looked like he was reading from something on his desk. I speculated at the time that Kat had written an apology for him to read.
E: found it
https://youtu.be/c3IqT6OHjvw?t=1575

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

Just checked Phil's stream. He's doing the taxi fare stuff in GTA3 now. Literally the most boring thing he could be doing. No radio music. Still on the first island. Why does he do this? I noticed the same thing when he played VC and San Andreas -- he does all the ambulance, fire and taxi missions and they are not good for streaming, they are totally boring. But Phil seems happiest when he's doing them.

It's such a mindless activity that the player could literally give 90% of their attention to something else - such as a full complicated conversation - and yet Phil has nothing to say to his audience. He's cruising on "saying-what's-on-the-screen" autopilot.

 

[Salubrious]

Tevin's unlisted stream of yesterday's gameplay has 11K+ views.

DSP's last videos of 10K+ views are the very first two RDR2 videos. He usually seems to top out at just under 7K views. Although I just did a quick "K views" search on Chrome.

 

[dsflfdsl23012]

I remember way back when he did an apology on facecam about something, I don't remember what, it looked like he was reading from something on his desk. I speculated at the time that Kat had written an apology for him to read.
E: found it
https://youtu.be/c3IqT6OHjvw?t=1575

Ugh once again he can never give a true and honest 100% apology.

"No one should make fun of anyone's appearance d00d. We can't control how we look right? I'm not perfect, I'm not Adonis, I mean my beard's not shaved so I'm not that good looking and a lot of peepul agree alotofpeepuldon't but anyways..."

Like come the fuck on dude. Can't ever take an L or show some humility. Always got throw in a little jab to puff himself back up. Such a narcissist.

 

[PieceofShet]

Just checked Phil's stream. He's doing the taxi fare stuff in GTA3 now. Literally the most boring thing he could be doing. No radio music. Still on the first island. Why does he do this? I noticed the same thing when he played VC and San Andreas -- he does all the ambulance, fire and taxi missions and they are not good for streaming, they are totally boring. But Phil seems happiest when he's doing them.

It's such a mindless activity that the player could literally give 90% of their attention to something else - such as a full complicated conversation - and yet Phil has nothing to say to his audience. He's cruising on "saying-what's-on-the-screen" autopilot.

If I correct, it gives him buffs that makes the game easier.
Infinite sprint, Flamethrower, +1 Police Bribe at the Hideouts

 

[ZehnBoat]

Just checked Phil's stream. He's doing the taxi fare stuff in GTA3 now. Literally the most boring thing he could be doing. No radio music. Still on the first island. Why does he do this? I noticed the same thing when he played VC and San Andreas -- he does all the ambulance, fire and taxi missions and they are not good for streaming, they are totally boring. But Phil seems happiest when he's doing them.

It's such a mindless activity that the player could literally give 90% of their attention to something else - such as a full complicated conversation - and yet Phil has nothing to say to his audience. He's cruising on "saying-what's-on-the-screen" autopilot.

phil's commentary is so astounding, you could make a robot that mimics his commentary
every X seconds, have robot say what it sees on the screen
every Y seconds, make snorting sound
every Z seconds, make burping sound

every 3rd line is followed by "okay?"
every 7th line followed by ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF
when viewer asks for opinion on something just say "I dunno, sound good?"
if viewer says detractor meme, don't make noises for 10 seconds (simulated manual ban)
occasional loud sipping

stop every half hour for 10 minutes after announcing I GOTTA TAKE A PISS
stop every 55 minutes and say "I NEED MONEY FOR MUH BILLS OKAY" over and over for 5 minutes

bam, an accurate simulation of phil

 

[BallBuster]

Not sure if this wholly appropriate here but as we do talk about twitch just being shit at everything they do:

https://kotaku.com/top-smash-player-gets-temporarily-banned-from-twitch-fo-1831585195

The dude did pass out. Was actually kind of funny.

So getting drunk and passing out= not okay

Begging for money all day everyday, having fucking tip goals, threatening children, and breaking every other ToS under the sun= Okay!

 

[PenisMuncher23]

Can someone clip this "Special delivery" shit, showing only Phil's face?

 

[Adamska]

Jesus, the more I hear about how terrible Pigroach is with this children's party game, the more and more I get the feeling he's more of a Melee kind of tard given the mechanical approach he takes to them. I legit can't understand how anyone can be this bad; not even reflexes count fully given that granddads and grannies can still win these sorts of games.

 

[James Smith]

Tevin's unlisted stream of yesterday's gameplay has 11K+ views.

DSP's last videos of 10K+ views are the very first two RDR2 videos. He usually seems to top out at just under 7K views. Although I just did a quick "K views" search on Chrome.

This is the views from DSP's last 300 videos. He's hitting a ceiling of about 2K views.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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This is the views from DSP's last 300 videos. He's hitting a ceiling of about 2K views.

I can only imagine those views are from two dudes who fell asleep with their computers with auto-play enabled

 

[Pargon]

Phil's idea of role-playing is making a character that looks (vaguely) like himself and then not doing anything character related for the rest of the game (unless you count being a dick, funny he role-plays himself and acts like a dick yet this doesn't give him pause for thought). Now that I think about it; would probably be pretty funny to observe Phil in a tabletop setting, I'm sure he'd never get a group to play with, but if he were playing a game with actual puzzle solving like Call of Cthulhu or a deeply political game I'm sure his frustration as he constantly fucks up and is unable to undo his mistakes would be amusing.

Any decent GM would so severely obliterate his character that Phil himself would immediately cease to exist.