Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[instythot]

I wish I had a timestamp but they played the actual clip of Tonka talking about fighting Ralph on the Killstream yesterday. I thought Ralph was bullshitting when I saw his Tweet about it, but Tonka really was floating the idea of fighting Ralph over Andy.

What stands out to me is the way Tonka is talking about it. He sounds like Andy already ditched the fight and Lone Star Iron Buffaloe has to salvage this. He gets fairly interest in the idea of fighting Ralph over Andy.

If Tonka does bail I think he's going to say he didn't think Andy was going to show up so why travel to Knoxville for nothing? Whatever his reason he's going to try playing it off as "reluctantly" not showing up.

The part I really noticed is "well, I'm telling fans not to buy tickets in case andy doesn't show up, but I guess I'll fight Ralph in case they do"

 

[Gutes Zeug]

God I hope this fight happens and Andy curb stomps this guy. Maybe then he will stop this internet tough guy Shtick, it's just too retarded.

 

[Fougaro]

God I hope this fight happens and Andy curb stomps this guy. Maybe then he will stop this internet tough guy Shtick, it's just too exceptional.

While Tonka losing the fight would be hilarious after his constant "1v1 me IRL" homosexual deviancy, I can't say that I share your optimism. With an impressive track record that rivals Kraut's in terms of getting curb stomped by life, karma and his own idiocy, I'm not confident in Andy regarding the upcoming fight.

 

[Colonel J]

I'll honestly have more respect for Donga if they kill themselves than not show up to the fight. At least killing yourself takes some balls.

 

[instythot]

While Tonka losing the fight would be hilarious after his constant "1v1 me IRL" homosexual deviancy, I can't say that I share your optimism. With an impressive track record that rivals Kraut's in terms of getting curb stomped by life, karma and his own idiocy, I'm not confident in Andy regarding the upcoming fight.

Hey. Leave life and karma out of things they had nothing to do with

 

[AltisticRight]

The fight is happening (If Andy shows up) and I'm so excited, we all know that blood sports have been going down hill lately. But this fight will put it in the center of attention again, Tonka - like the promoter that he is - really potrays himself as this mysterious figure and we're all just WAITING to see how he actually looks like. Is he more muscular than he was when he was wrestling? Is he really 6'4? So many questions. Can't wait.

Just suck his fake injun dick already.

Who in the fuck is even Akujin? Where does he fit in to all of this?

He's an abo.
Just like most abos in Australia, he sniffs petrol. There's even signs telling these stupid subhumans to not sniff that shit.

Niggers can be dumb, but at least most of them won't fucking sniff petrol.

(Centrelink money*)

 

[TigOlBitties]

Sorry about shit quality screenshot

Hopefully we get a clip of the call

 

[Sam Losco]

Sorry about shit quality screenshot

Hopefully we get a clip of the call

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Ralph is going to play it on his show tonight.

 

[TigOlBitties]

Ralph is going to play it on his show tonight.

I really can't wait for Donga to say the call was faked and chock up his total to 1488-0

 

[Fougaro]

I really can't wait for Donga to say the call was faked and chock up his total to 1488-0

If Tonka was smart (big if, I know...), he'd confirm it while stating that unlike Ralph he at least has a real job. Knowing Tonka though I expect him to fuck this one up as well.

 

[Superman93]

I'm honestly ecstatic for this fight happening. I mean really just jumpin for joy . There's only 3 ways this is gonna turn out.

- Tonka loses, everyone mocks the shit out of him forever, endless content
- Tonka wins, everyone who's been shit talking tonka now has to eat shit forever, warski spergs out, tonka gets confidence to challenge other people (most likely Ethan Ralph and Geekthulu next), endless content
- Tonka doesn't show up, everyone mocks the shit out of him forever, endless content

I just wanna find a time machine or some shit and see the outcome of the internet's first ever IRL tard fight right now. Hell maybe we even get a bonus fight of Nora vs Vamptranny

 

[Goblin King]

Has anyone listened to the interview Donga did for the fight? ( https://content.blubrry.com/radioinfluencepodcasts/VH20190110.mp3 at the 28 min mark)

He stated his reason for fighting was "peer pressure"... u w0t m8? Not only does this make him look like a bitch, but it is a straight up lie. We all know much the chieftain likes to challenge people. Goddamn I cannot wait to see his face pushed in.

 

[debatelimination]

This is my time of the year! Let's see where's your BALLS at kiwiusers. Are you going to make bets with me? I'll even add TWO variables to make it easier for you: Tonka shows up AND wins. So who has balls to step forward? Or will it be your typical Andy fans, all talk zero action?!

 

[Tobias]

This is my time of the year! Let's see where's your BALLS at kiwiusers. Are you going to make bets with me? I'll even add TWO variables to make it easier for you: Tonka shows up AND wins. So who has balls to step forward? Or will it be your typical Andy fans, all talk zero action?!

I was told to not steal from people.

 

[Colonel J]

This is my time of the year! Let's see where's your BALLS at kiwiusers. Are you going to make bets with me? I'll even add TWO variables to make it easier for you: Tonka shows up AND wins. So who has balls to step forward? Or will it be your typical Andy fans, all talk zero action?!

I'm a risk taker so $5 on Donga.

 

[not william stenchever]

- Tonka wins, everyone who's been shit talking tonka now has to eat shit forever, warski spergs out, tonka gets confidence to challenge other people (most likely Ethan Ralph and Geekthulu next), endless content

You've sold me on option two even though I want to see Warski make a fool of the chieftain of Iron Horse tribe.

 

[lucky_fella]

This is my time of the year! Let's see where's your BALLS at kiwiusers. Are you going to make bets with me? I'll even add TWO variables to make it easier for you: Tonka shows up AND wins. So who has balls to step forward? Or will it be your typical Andy fans, all talk zero action?!

What odds are you putting down?

 

[TigOlBitties]

"Peer pressured into it"

 

[MediocreMilt]

This is my time of the year! Let's see where's your BALLS at kiwiusers. Are you going to make bets with me? I'll even add TWO variables to make it easier for you: Tonka shows up AND wins. So who has balls to step forward? Or will it be your typical Andy fans, all talk zero action?!

We already took Donga's land. Taking his money would just be mean.

 

[debatelimination]

What odds are you putting down?

If I lose, for 3 months straight my every post will include : "I was wrong, kiwi users were right. I'm Andy's bitch" but I need to make a bet with someone who's willing to do SIMILAR. Any wikiuser with balls?