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H-he's n-now calling e-everyone who he kills or gets killed by a "pussy". It's... yeah... really cringeworthy to watch.

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Jesus Christ, he just keeps going, now mocking people who are "pussy quickscopers" in a weird voice that's supposed to portray a gay person, saying they should join Faze (some doods who's actually good at CoD, I found after a quick Google search).

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Now he's saying "Pussy quickscope" every time he gets killed. Literally every time. Whenever Phil gets a kill by spraying bullets into someone's torso, he's a good honorable player. When anyone kills him, it's "pussy quickscope" from terrible players who are winning because of console aim assist.

I just don't know how a person plays a game for 5 hours straight and spends the ENTIRE time complaining like a child, bitching and moaning and insulting the game and the other players the whole time. Then he plays it again next stream. And the next. Constant complaining all the way through. Constant "Yeah great game. Of course. Because this game is so good. Of course. Uuuuugh. Treyarch need to be kicked in the balls for this. The game is so bad dood." All. the. way. through.

A 36-year-old man should be ashamed to have footage of himself on the internet acting like this.
 
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TheyCallItNPD said:
Now he's saying "Pussy quickscope" every time he gets killed. Literally every time. It seems that whenever Phil sprays bullets into people's torsos and get a kill, he's a fine honorable player. When anyone kills him it's "pussy quickscope" from terrible players who are winning because of console aim assist.

I just don't know why a person spends hours and hours playing a game they say they hate, complaining and insulting the game and the other players the whole time. Then plays it again next stream. And the next. Constant complaining all the way through. Constant "Yeah great game. Of course. Because this game is so good. Of course. Uuuuugh. Treyarch need to be kicked in the balls for this. The game is so bad dood." All. the. way. through.

I think Phil is not sane.
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maybe years of social isolation and being a dancing monkey for paypigs have taken it's toll on Phil
 
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Xerxers said:
damn, I didnt realise his ego was so attached to call of duty. He literally complains after aalmost every time he gets killed that it was a scrub player or shitty game, but he gets so proud of himself when he gets a kill.
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His ego is attached to ANY multiplayer game. The only reason he wasn't this pissy when playing Smash Ultimate was because the game wasn't forcing him into constant 1v1 matches.
 
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TheyCallItNPD said:
Now he's saying "Pussy quickscope" every time he gets killed. Literally every time. Whenever Phil gets a kill by spraying bullets into someone's torso, he's a good honorable player. When anyone kills him, it's "pussy quickscope" from terrible players who are winning because of console aim assist.

I just don't know how a person plays a game for 5 hours straight and spends the ENTIRE time complaining like a child, bitching and moaning and insulting the game and the other players the whole time. Then he plays it again next stream. And the next. Constant complaining all the way through. Constant "Yeah great game. Of course. Because this game is so good. Of course. Uuuuugh. Treyarch need to be kicked in the balls for this. The game is so bad dood." All. the. way. through. Then play it again next stream!

I think Phil is not sane.
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The man has lashed his ego to only two things: his income and his skill at games. This was unwise, because people can watch his stream anytime they want to catch up on how much he's lacking at either.

He's not very wise.
 
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He truly thinks he's the expert at first-person-shooter gameplay, and everyone else is a cheating kid with no skill. If he wins it's his superior skill; if he loses it's because the game is garbage and the players are cheating kids. He's playing the fucking console version! Try playing on PC Phil, and see if the mouse-and-keyboard experts use "pussy quickscope" on you.

I love the way Phil finishes a stream -- as soon as the foreman's whistle blows he's out of there. As soon as his work shift is finished he has no desire at all to hang out with his audience for a few minutes to wind down, and no chance of browsing for someone to raid and finishing with a nice friendly raid of anyone. Clock reaches the top of the hour: "Wellthankseveryoneforwatching, seeyounexttime" CLICK.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Pretty funny that he lost $6 from his tips goal. Gee, it's almost as if he got charged back? Finished out the session at $42/200.
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Ouch. These new tip goals have to be real ego killers for him
Then again, this is DSP. Missing tip goals will be just another angle to cry woe is me
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Nope. That was the only day he hit his goal so far, unless I'm mistaken.
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Based on the amounts at the end of every stream since he started having the tip goal:

Jan7-1: $253 / Jan7-2: $30
Jan8-1: $53 / Jan8-2: $18
Jan9-1: $175 / Jan9-2: $79
Jan10-1: $33 / Jan10-2: $107
Jan11-1: $42 / Jan11-2: No 2nd stream
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Total after 5 days: $790

Remember: his goal is to get $200 per day, not per stream, so the current total is "only" $210 short of what he was aiming for after 5 days. Though, let's not forget a pretty sizeable chunk of that has been gathered through (miserably failed) trolling attempts. I mean, if you only take away that one big $121 troll donation by The Goutening, he'd be at "only" $669.

Wouldn't surprise me if he deems this a success, and will be doing more of these goals in the future.
 
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