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>Beleth is a genderfluid lesbian math teacher who loves horses
Put Forbidden Flora down, Staph
Put Forbidden Flora down, Staph
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
- Thread starter Hamplanet Fitness
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- Nov 27, 2018
Maybe she won’t bathe because she’s allergic to holy water
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I wasn't aware priests blessed the water supply but okay.
Azafran90
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maybe her folks are Catholics, it is believed in Catholicism that anyone can bless water in case of an emergency and Steph's smell could be considered one
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- Oct 1, 2014
Nope, they're atheists. It's why they're fairly permissive of Steph's Wicca shit.
The fact that her parents are atheists and she adapted a hodgepodge polytheistic religion to spite them continues to be goddamn hilarious to me.
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- Feb 3, 2016
I don't think she did it to spite them specifically, Staph just needs to be the speshullest and most persecuted martyr in the world. Fucking about with "demons" and "witchcraft" and "spells" guarantees you scorn at the least from most people, Christian or Jewish or Hindu or Jainist or whatever.
And that's not to say anything about sucking serial killer ghost dick, or pretending to be the reincarnation of a black man while you are a fat white woman.
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- Jul 23, 2018
She won't bathe because she never leaves her house and her parents have stopped arguing for her to shower daily because you can only do so for so long before you realize it's a losing fight.
I had three teenage brothers growing up, I'm what you might call an expert.
I had three teenage brothers growing up, I'm what you might call an expert.
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With teenage boys you get water dumped on your head and held down. After being forcibly subjected to her nudes... I can't blame her parents for not wanting to do that.
ETA: Sudden Idea: Pressure Washer
Fancy Carstairs
kiwifarms.net
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It worked in Dogma
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- Nov 27, 2018
I wish her poor parents would just kick her out. Nobody wants to deal with her.
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- Feb 3, 2016
Chain her to a lawn chair outside of a barn and turn the hose on her. It's a tasteful, rustic outdoor shower area.
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- Aug 4, 2018
They'd have to keep her from throwing a fit and doing that "going slack" thing a lot of three year olds are prone to during a temper tantrum. Dragging a 30lb kid is hard enough, nevermind 300.
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- Sep 22, 2018
Hope the book is more of her horror trans stories*.
fanfiction*
https://www.fiverr.com/gothicsapphire/write-you-a-positive-affirmation
https://archive.fo/u1sJl
https://witches.live/@bigfatwitchbitch/101394592808128712
Haven't looked at her folder, in case anyone wants to take a look.
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- Feb 20, 2017
Do NOT open that google drive. If you do, she will have your information.
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- Oct 9, 2018
Her parents are just as complicit in her being a leech as Staph is herself. Loving your child isn't permitting them to do whatever they want and just excusing or covering for it. Staph is clearly troubled, she's obviously got serious mental problems, and instead of acting to get her real help and work toward independence they just let her be a parasite. Her parents are clearly bankrolling these therapy visits and the therapy isn't helping. Get her another one. Get her an official psychiatric evaluation so she can get a formal diagnosis for her otherwise dubious mental problems and she can get assistance with them. Get her a life coach, maybe she's tarded enough for a state service coordinator who will walk her through things step by step to attain independence. But if they've decided to go totally hands off when it comes to raising their mentally stunted womanchild, then they've gotta reap what they sow; she'll live in their basement forever.
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- Mar 29, 2018
I've seen similar done in other threads for cow patreons and the like without reprimand, but to be safe, it doesn't count as a trolling plan to toss five dollars at her from a throw-away card to see the result, does it?
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- Feb 20, 2017
Go balls deep if you’re gonna do it, and better not ask publicly, to start.
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- Mar 29, 2018
Well it ain't gonna be me.(I'll screenshot for hours but I'm not putting in the effort to put 5 bucks on a card just for a bit of m'ilk, sorry.)
I don't suppose it would matter if it was because you'd have to post results anyways, so she would know what member it was regardless. Same as cows that have patreon-only discords know who the new guy is.
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She really couldn't offer anything else for $5? Not a tarot reading or a personalized sigil? I think if anyone is paying $5 for a positive sentence they're as irresponsible with money as Staph is.
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I downloaded Staph's occult folder, and went through it and organized it a little bit. I've attached a link to download a .zip file of the folder and its contents at the bottom of this post. I would have uploaded it directly to the farms, but it's nearly 900 MB. A few notes:
- This collection was downloaded on January 11, 2019.
- The only subfolder found in the original download was "sigils", I added the others to organize the rest of the content. I have not altered the content of the "sigils" folder at all.
- I couldn't quite tell which word documents had been written by Steph and which had been written by others, so the .docx files in the "steph-originals" folder are my best guess of which ones she wrote. I'm reasonably certain she didn't write any of the .pdf files. To see other .docx files that Steph may have written, check the info > docs directory.
- The best cringe is probably in the "edgy-pics" folder, the Steph pics in the "sigils" folder, and the "steph-originals" folder.
- The Grimoire is extremely long, so I haven't had the opportunity to go through it.
- The only other alteration I made was adding a README.txt file that contains the information written in points 1-5.