Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

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Purpose of stream?

  • "I'm not an Internet person and i'm done"

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • "I'm going to keep streaming in some different way."

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Just a troll, not going to stream.

    Votes: 8 18.6%
  • Live suicide

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
  • Poll closed .
If the contract stipulates that up-to-date bloodwork "in the name of the above" is provided then he's in breach of contract but yes, contract laws aren't uniform across the world.
well the reason I say it seems stupid is that at least for me it was a application you needed granted. I can't just say to the government. My name is hence forth Adolf Hitler. The process could take up to half a year. And the name have to be approved (adolf hitler would have been rejected) And there are lots of family names that are protected as well. So you may not even get something you thought where reasonable granted. You can't make a contract in a name you don't even know you will have. But I suppose in america it's an instant process, and you can call yourself whatever you want, and can start using whatever name you choose on a contract before you even have that name? To me that doesn't sound right
 
3 days left. Well it's funny because I'm the only soldier standing in line for Tonka. But I'll be the last one to do so since you'll all be kissin' my ass once the fight is over. Can't wait for the "told you so" moment. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Most of us figured you'd be sitting in your own metal buffalo to be like your favorite shit-sipper. Make sure the wheels are locked so you don't roll too far away after all the ensuing laughter from Donga bitching out of this fight.
 
The only other person I've ever seen this desperate to get out of something was named R. Budd Dwyer.

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Turns out Tonka is slower than Budd.

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3 days left. Well it's funny because I'm the only soldier standing in line for Tonka. But I'll be the last one to do so since you'll all be kissin' my ass once the fight is over. Can't wait for the "told you so" moment. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
How does it feel to get BTFOd in only 20 minutes?
 
This fiasco has proven what a bullshitter Tonka is. How he can still have any fans after this is beyond me. He refused to do what was required of him (by submitting a cartoon avatar instead of a picture for the promos, etc.) from the outset because he didn't have the balls to admit at the start that he didn't want to fight Andy.

Chief One Who LARPs Online deserves the ridicule he's going to get.
 
The talking point will probably be "Well Andy wasn't forthcoming in signing the second contract!!!!!!!", which is bunk considering that for the FIRST contract Tonka failed to fulfill at least two stipulations (blood work on time, picture for use in the poster) and potentially at least one more (I think he was supposed to film himself signing the contract an put it on social media, but claimed he did it directly with the promoter, and without seeing the wording of the contract who can say)

EDIT: Also AIU is already trying to say "well, I don't see why blood work is such a big deal..." The blood work isn't so the owner can sip on platelets during the fight, it's a requirement for the Fucking State Government so the fight can be legal
 
So what now? I can't see how Tonka can possibly recover from this. Will he stay on and just talk shit as if he didn't bitch out to whatever morons still follow him? Will he leave the internet? Will he pull a Kraut(again) and attempt to pull the gayest of opps? It seems like its errverr for him, but then again this is the internet and the cup of autism floweth over...
 
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