Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

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Purpose of stream?

  • "I'm not an Internet person and i'm done"

    Votes: 12 27.9%

  • "I'm going to keep streaming in some different way."

    Votes: 7 16.3%

  • Just a troll, not going to stream.

    Votes: 8 18.6%

  • Live suicide

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • Total voters
    43
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Null said:
To clarify:

Tonka signed the original contract with the venue under his fake name, and then got the bloodwork done in his real name. He only filed a petition for a name change in January, and he is not legally allowed to use that name yet.
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Well then that proves it 100% He could not use that name yet anyways. He is obviously the one at fault, no matter what he tries to spin. Now Andy can stand proud in that ring. This was probably Tonkas last chance to prove he isn't just a internet tough guy. Suicide would be the only honorable thing to do. You can't sink any lower then this.
 
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So this "two different conversations" thing...

The way I see it as that Andy requested that he be sent a video of Donga signing the contract. Donga refused the request, but said he'd sign on video for Tim. Tim told Andy that Donga refused his specific request, which was to send Andy a video of Donga signing the contract.

Donga really has nothing.
 
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Love Soze said:
God I feel bad for Rackets now. This shit show is hilarious, though.
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I caught the last 20 minutes of this steam. First time I've ever seen Rackets, that motherfucker has the patience of a goddamn saint. Christ, Donga is a thickheaded motherfucker.

R: I've got other stuff to do, you can go.
-10 minutes later-
R: So... that other stuff I've got to do, you can go, you did good, you fought the good fight.
R: etc
R: etc
R: etc
 
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Druveer said:
I caught the last 20 minutes of this steam. First time I've ever seen Rackets, that motherfucker has the patience of a goddamn saint. Christ, Donga is a thickheaded motherfucker.

R: I've got other stuff to do, you can go.
-10 minutes later-
R: So... that other stuff I've got to do, you can go, you did good, you fought the good fight.
R: etc
R: etc
R: etc
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But just to be clear....
Just to reiterate....
Last thing I wanna say...
But for one final time...
All I really wanted to say is...
One last thing...
 
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Dingus Egg said:
Jesus christ how does Donga still have his head this far up his own ass? Accepting 20% of the blame for the fight cancellation.
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Donga buys his own bullshit, it's one thing to bullshit people on the internet, I think everybody does that to a certain extent, it's another to believe your own bullshit.

It's akin to what Jarbo did a week or so ago in that leaked (I think it was leaked anyway) stream where he's with Kraut and that crew and he's going off about how he didn't do anything wrong and he was trying to make himself look like a badass.

It makes sense that Donga, Jarbo and Kraut run in the same circles, they've all done the same shit. Fuck up spectacularly with proof of that they were in the wrong, then later claim it wasn't their fault/didn't happen. All of them trying to run from the bed they made and making shit worse.

It doesn't matter what comes next for these guys they will always by Jarbo the Quarry King, Kraut of the Gay Ops and Youtube Academics and Donga... the sad pathetic internet tough guy who finally got his fight and did everything within his power to wheel away from it as fast as he could.


Dingus Egg said:
The only way he can regain his honor at this point is sudoku.
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Lets not go crazy now, Donga is such a fuckup he'll go try to commit sudoku and end up wiping out his family and somehow end up with working legs.
 
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Druveer said:
Lets not go crazy now, Donga is such a fuckup he'll go try to commit sudoku and end up wiping out his family and somehow end up with working legs.
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That might be good for his career in used car sales, maybe he'll finally show up to work on time and give his customers proper test drives.

Druveer said:
It makes sense that Donga, Jarbo and Kraut run in the same circles, they've all done the same shit. Fuck up spectacularly with proof of that they were in the wrong, then later claim it wasn't their fault/didn't happen. All of them trying to run from the bed they made and making shit worse.
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I don't understand how these people think they can get away with sperging out that hard. That's not how you achieve your redemption arc, you can't just pretend like what you did never happened. If you try to sweep something like going full quarry king under the rug, you're just going to get blasted every time you show your face until the end of time.

Honestly I just find it amazing these figures think they'll be trusted enough to get away with it a second time without doing anything meaningful to rebuild that trust.
 
Kheapathic said:
If Ralph, CRP, Dick Masterson and more are going to be there with Andy; they should do what Crazy Tempo did to Charlie Zelenoff. Chase Tonka down in the street and let him know he's bitch made all on camera.
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Nah, they should find him sitting alone with his carer, turn on their cameras and just livestream themselves from a respectable 5-10 feet away. Taunt the bitch without ever turning to face him or addressing him, keep their cools, keep it humorous on their end (they are putting on a show after all), and just make tonka lose his fucking shit, and if he lays a hand on one of them go all Sam Hyde on him.

I would much rather see tonka wheel himself away in shame and impotent rage as they all simultaneously rag on him AND ignore him, than see it escalate into violence. But if the latter happens I suspect we can all deal with it one way or another!
 
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