Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[Goku 1000000 O]

So... unless I finally managed to turn off youtube notifications on my phone, we have no Kumite today

Is Chief Running Mouth sleepy?

Last stream on his channel is from the 6th, I don't know if there's been any since then that got deleted but this is pretty odd.
He can't claim that its for hyping something up though because the fight is off.

 

[Druveer]

For all his talk about "Not being internet people" he specifically got on the internet, went on a live stream on the internet, to convince people on the internet that it wasn't his fault a fight between him and someone else on the internet didn't happen.

For all his talk about not caring what people think, why do any of this?

"I don't give a fuck what these internet people think of me."
-Man Who Attempted To Defend Himself For Hours On The Internet.

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

Excuse my lack of experience, as I am a newer fan of this site and only recently started visiting more often.

But what are the requirements for a post to be promoted from >Lolcow Farms>Internet Famous subforum and wheel over to a place in LOLCOW CULTS ?

Are we close yet?

 

[NahtzeeSmurf]

Excuse my lack of experience, as I am a newer fan of this site and only recently started visiting more often.

But what are the requirements for a post to be promoted from >Lolcow Farms>Internet Famous subforum and wheel over to a place in LOLCOW CULTS ?

Are we close yet?

Tonka for all of this foolishness really isn't interesting enough to be a true lolcow legend.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

@not william stenchever, good shit lad

This is from the Kumite call-in server, Thrax is mad as fuck right now go check Jim’s twatter.

 

[not william stenchever]

@not william stenchever, good shit lad

This is from the Kumite call-in server, Thrax is mad as fuck right now go check Jim’s twatter.

I'm actually not William Stenchever. I just thought he was an interesting fellow when I was in same circles as him and couldn't think of a username when I made my account and this one amused me.

However, Willy ain't wrong

Edited to remove the draft fragments at the yop

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I hope n

I'm actually not William Stenchever. I just thought he was an interesting fellow when I was in same circles as him and couldn't think of a username when I made my account and this one amused me.

However, Willy ain't wrong.

He certainly sounds like it.

I would like to also note that when asked about gay ops who deflected really hard as to why he was accused of that and what exactly the issue with Kraut is.
Also he bullshitted really fucking hard on calling Andy a pedo and tried using the "it was just a joke" defense, kind of like what Carl did in the retweet debacle.

And also a couple hours before the stream I posted an image of Kraut chatting with Tonka in his call-in server. But don't connect the dots goys.

MY NOGGIN
IT WONT STOP JOGGIN

 

[instythot]

MY NOGGIN
IT WONT STOP JOGGIN

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One of their own what? Gay discord with furries running gay ops?

 

[Abominacione]

3:39:45 of nick's stream "so i was involved in this guy's defense, and he was accused of raping his own daughter...."

 

[The Gagh Whisperer]

So after all that screaming, sperging, doxing, gay ops, pedo accusations, threats of physical violence, and all around rolling around in shit... the killing blow was struck by polite midwestern lawyer who won't even swear on stream.

I like that.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Wew, so in 48 hours we have Tonka
>cause a sanctioned fight to be cancelled.
>attempt to spin this crazy story that it was his opponent who caused it to be cancelled
>Have a recorded talk with the promoter/organizer of the fight coincidentally pulled during Ralph's stream
>Go on stream with a lawyer light-years ahead of him in the brain department, and have a slow train crash
>Makes Matt's fuck up look tame in comparison

And his fans still back him up... There are no words.

Tonka and Destiny are such good obfuscators that most people will listen to them for a bit, decide they're probably full of shit and stop listening to them.

It's only obsessives like us who actually notice that they've fucked up big time.

People losing trust is a 'balance of probabilities' thing, not a 'beyond a reasonable doubt' thing. To be honest you can listen to either of them for five minutes and decided they're completely full of it.

Of course they're so obviously full of it that there's a horrible fascination with watching them lie and see if the person they're lying to will actually catch them in a 'beyond a reasonable doubt' situation. Which happened to MundaneMatt and that was grade A drama.

Has Tonka managed to fuck up that bad? I'm not convinced. I've been listening to vast amounts of Tonka lying over the past 24 hours and there's no smoking gun like there was in the Matt case.

 

[NSA]

Donga never expected to fight and just wanted to shit-talk about fighting IRL, but Tara fucked him by taking him seriously and setting it up.

To me it seems really obvious what happened. This is the homosexual planning session that ensued:

Donga went to the promoter/owner and told them Andy was going to make a bomb threat. To make it more believable he also falsely claimed Andy had doxed and harassed his family tribe. I think the motivation here was to spook the promoter/owner into cancelling the fight so as to avoid the possible bomb threat ruining the entire event. The spin would then be that Andy's spergy behavior is what killed the fight. Donga win!

This plan failed because rather than cancelling, they said they were going to simply added some sort of sabotage clause. When Donga realized this he (with only days left and no other options) simply failed to turn in all his paperwork on time. This is a less optimal way to weasel out of the fight, but it gets the job done.

The name change thing is the most lolcow nonsense I've ever heard and it's not real, he is not actually changing his name. He is just fucking things up by signing different names, and now he is pretending that he changed it. He didn't.

 

[Zilortha]

Donga never expected to fight and just wanted to shit-talk about fighting IRL, but Tara fucked him by taking him seriously and setting it up.

To me it seems really obvious what happened. This is the homosexual planning session that ensued:

Donga went to the promoter/owner and told them Andy was going to make a bomb threat. To make it more believable he also falsely claimed Andy had doxed and harassed his family tribe. I think the motivation here was to spook the promoter/owner into cancelling the fight so as to avoid the possible bomb threat ruining the entire event. The spin would then be that Andy's spergy behavior is what killed the fight. Donga win!

This plan failed because rather than cancelling, they said they were going to simply added some sort of sabotage clause. When Donga realized this he (with only days left and no other options) simply failed to turn in all his paperwork on time. This is a less optimal way to weasel out of the fight, but it gets the job done.

The name change thing is the most lolcow nonsense I've ever heard and it's not real, he is not actually changing his name. He is just fucking things up by signing different names, and now he is pretending that he changed it. He didn't.

And he easily could have done it by taking an out of context clip of people on the Killstream joking about a bomb threat (they were making jokes about Tonka sending in a bomb threat days before all of this happened).

The current timeline seems to be:
1. Killstream makes bomb threat jokes
2. Donga sends Tim something.
3. Tim tells Tonka that he has no choice and they have to sign a new contract with a sabotage clause.
4. Andy requests Tonka to sign the new contract on video, but is eventually convinced to sign regardless.
5. The new contract is never drafted because Tonka's bloodwork comes in late, and the names don't match.
6. The fight cancellation is announced.

Apparently Andy is having Tim on his stream soon too. The red man might be in even bigger trouble lol...
https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1085670350438977536

 

[chillipimp]

There is now no doubt that Tonka has the gift

It has

Dongless donga still wants to fight Andy. This is the venue he's challenging him at.
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At worst Warski can go full tweaker before the fight.

 

[Belmont]

I really wanted this fight to happen..but I think we all knew it was gonna be bitched up by Tonka. I wanted to at least see whether or not he was in a wheelchair, maybe the glass eye. So many questions will never be answered. What a bitch. He didn't even get that high up to fall as hard as he did.

 

[chillipimp]

Does anyone have the archive or know where to look for Donga's discord? I know saltminor did a stream reading it but i missed it.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Does anyone have the archive or know where to look for Donga's discord? I know saltminor did a stream reading it but i missed it.

https://www.stream.me/archive/saltm...nia-no-audio-just-a-fun-read-along/Mqn1oPer2V

 

[chillipimp]

https://www.stream.me/archive/saltm...nia-no-audio-just-a-fun-read-along/Mqn1oPer2V

Champion! Thanks

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

Donga never expected to fight and just wanted to shit-talk about fighting IRL, but Tara fucked him by taking him seriously and setting it up.

To me it seems really obvious what happened. This is the homosexual planning session that ensued:

Donga went to the promoter/owner and told them Andy was going to make a bomb threat. To make it more believable he also falsely claimed Andy had doxed and harassed his family tribe. I think the motivation here was to spook the promoter/owner into cancelling the fight so as to avoid the possible bomb threat ruining the entire event. The spin would then be that Andy's spergy behavior is what killed the fight. Donga win!

This plan failed because rather than cancelling, they said they were going to simply added some sort of sabotage clause. When Donga realized this he (with only days left and no other options) simply failed to turn in all his paperwork on time. This is a less optimal way to weasel out of the fight, but it gets the job done.

The name change thing is the most lolcow nonsense I've ever heard and it's not real, he is not actually changing his name. He is just fucking things up by signing different names, and now he is pretending that he changed it. He didn't.

Remember we made a Phil chop of his dick

 

[Slimy Time]

Has Tonka managed to fuck up that bad? I'm not convinced. I've been listening to vast amounts of Tonka lying over the past 24 hours and there's no smoking gun like there was in the Matt case.

He has severely fucked up, screwing a lot of people out of money spent either for the PPV or for IRL watching of the fight. However, I have to agree that there is no "smoking gun" like in the Matt situation. He has already tried to spin this web of bullshit to deflect blame from himself, and will no doubt go back to his show after telling Failure the story that they will run with.

Unless Failure flips on him, or it can be show with hard proof that he never booked a hotel in Knoxville, he will just carry on. His social blade is still going up, so I don't see him disappearing from the internet any time soon. Only difference is, now people can hold this against him whenever he clashes with Andy/Ralph/ That group.