DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ZehnBoat]

I didn't notice that his hair line is getting as patchy as his beard.

But those are only detractor slander, any true fan knows that his hairline hasn't moved in the last 36 years.

his hair doesn't look that bad, aside from the grease and the uneven balding
but his beard
jesus christ, he really REALLY needs to either shave it or let it grow out
maybe grow some sideburns to hide the fact that his cheeks are so fat they are squishing his lips

Everyone that makes fan art for him, they view him as a muscular hunk in his prime. [insert closet emote]

i'm sure phil thinks he's in his prime too
until he has to do something then he's suddenly an octogenarian (P.S. phil, since you are reading this, that means someone in their 80s, not an octopus.).

A doctor that tells him not to do any exercise because he would hurt himself. Sounds like Dr. Nick Rivera of Washington State.

i'm sure he pulled a muscle or had an injury somewhere 10+ years ago, and the doc told him to take it easy until it healed. and phils little brain translated it to "NEVER EXERCISE AGAIN"
you know, like when someone suggested he'd get sort of drunk on stream he freaked out and screamed about how DETRACTORS WANT ME TO DRINK SO MUCH I HAVE TO GET MY STOMACH PUMPED!
phil's life is so dull and bland he has no extreme to compare to anymore, so everything is now extreme.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

"Look Phil, I'm gonna be ahnest with you. YOU DID NOTHING WRONG AND I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME. I'M A HUGE FAN, alright??? I don't recommend you start doing ANY kind of exercise *flails* except for walking around the house, ok? You did everything correct. *holds out hand* that will $2000, please consider tipping me, it would really help me this month, ok? There you go." - Phil's doctor

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Good god. This guy looks probably older than his father.

BTW what the fuck is with his hairline???

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"Um, my mom was the FIRST detractor by combing my hair back all the time, thus the balding pattern, there's NOTHING I CAN DO, okay?

*Snort*

Btw my aunt was the SECOND detractor by giving me GOUT, ackackackack what a moron"

 

[Pargon]

Also, that TV will forever be cocked and hanging off that stand because this dumbass refuses to rearrange his room.

This is one of the things that make me the most mad on the internet. Phil is the whitest nigger-rich person in the world. I know 4K TVs aren't bank-breaking depending on the person and the model they're buying but they're still outside the price range of a lot of folks. Phil treats his like he treats any expensive toy he buys himself: like shit. It's like as soon as he gets these aspirational objects they lose all value to him and then they're permitted to just collect dust and break down until they bust and then he has to beg his fans for the most expensive replacement possible. He doesn't maintain or care for anything he owns. They're all just status symbols that mean nothing, even to him.

 

[Sparkletor]

Why is everyone criticising Phil for not exercising? Phil specifically said that not exercising was one of the best ways to strengthen back muscles.

Why are people talking about Phil's hair? He is not balding and his beard does not have holes in it. Those are lies that people made up so he would lose sponsorships. Phil's hair is rich and thick. Kat is absolutely in love with his hair and is not just saying that to be nice and have a free place to live. Also, he does not have a goatee. His beard is called a "Van Dyke" because it is a goatee with a moustache.

Why are people saying Phil is boring? Phil is high octane and white hot exciting. Do you know any other streamer who has the 10+ years of expertise to pull off a live Captain Crunch taste test on the fly? Do you know any other streamer who can give raw unedited opinions? Do you know any other streamers who are brave enough to say anyone who likes this Dragon ball Fighter Z or Assassins Creed are idiots and then put them in the top 10 list? Phil is an innovative pioneer. The penultimate streamer.

 

[Alxmir23]

This is one of the things that make me the most mad on the internet. Phil is the whitest nigger-rich person in the world. I know 4K TVs aren't bank-breaking depending on the person and the model they're buying but they're still outside the price range of a lot of folks. Phil treats his like he treats any expensive toy he buys himself: like shit. It's like as soon as he gets these aspirational objects they lose all value to him and then they're permitted to just collect dust and break down until they bust and then he has to beg his fans for the most expensive replacement possible. He doesn't maintain or care for anything he owns. They're all just status symbols that mean nothing, even to him.

heres the guy,crying poor in his huge house in a gated community. 4k tv,expensive headphones,ps4 pro. goes out to dinner a lot,play games all day. his fans see this and they think:poor guy,hes about to lose his second house. i gotta give him my money

 

[ZehnBoat]

Why is everyone criticising Phil for not exercising? Phil specifically said that not exercising was one of the best ways to strengthen back muscles.

whadda ya mean he doesn't exercise, he stumbles randomly around his house for 20 minutes that's all the exercise he needs

 

[James Smith]

This week is the sub apocalypse? @actually

 

[The tired cat]

I'm actually wondering, would it be possible to troll Phill by saying he'll be given 2000$ if he plays Battlefield 1 on twitch, doesn't complain and actually try's to help his team to win an entire Operations mission.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

I'm actually wondering, would it be possible to troll Phill by saying he'll be given 2000$ if he plays Battlefield 1 on twitch, doesn't complain and actually try's to help his team to win an entire Operations mission.

I rarely use it but had to rate this dumb.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I'm actually wondering, would it be possible to troll Phill by saying he'll be given 2000$ if he plays Battlefield 1 on twitch, doesn't complain and actually try's to help his team to win an entire Operations mission.

it better be a signed contract, not verbal (he can just say "THAT WAS NOT ME DOOD")
and you better be specific as fuck, he will spend a stupid amount of time trying to get loop holes and work arounds.
and even then he might just ramp up the price (*snort* 500,000 DOLLARS FOR AN HOUR DOOD I NEED THE MONEY FOR MUH TAXES!!!) or just ignore you

 

[LiquidCancer]

He should do the marathon during the sub-pocalypse with a live !subcount on screen.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

I'm actually wondering, would it be possible to troll Phill by saying he'll be given 2000$ if he plays Battlefield 1 on twitch, doesn't complain and actually try's to help his team to win an entire Operations mission.

Phil's best content is made by Phil fucking up constantly. No point trying to tug at the teat of a lowcow who's ten-year legacy has pretty much left them dry and paranoid.

 

[actually]

This week is the sub apocalypse? @actually

Starts on the 17th, continues through the 22nd or so. Looks like around 1300+ subs will go away in that time (minus the tiny percentage of actual subs and/or resubs).

 

[Prince Lotor]

Looks to be running between stage 3 and 4.
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Phil actually has 2 bald spots on his head besides the receeding hairline. He not only has the usual circular bald spot on the Crown of his head, he has a 2nd bald spot that is a jagged line running down the top of his head in his Midscalp region that runs from the Forelock region and almost connects with the bald spot on his crown. I would put him as a solid 4.5 on that scale.

The ½ inch jagged line bald spot running along the middle of his Midscalp region is why he wears his hair greased back like that, so the hair fron his Forelock region covers it. He is very self-conscious of this bald spot as can be seen when any part of his Forelock region is draped down on his forehead and he begins constantly smoothing his hair back.

Here's a Kids in the Hall sketch illustrating almost exactly Phil's level on denial regarding his baldness

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Pre-stream salt is on point tonight:

 

[Freshtodeath]

he clearly wants his webcam too look like shit on purpose. Why? who fucking knows. It actually did look good when he changed it to 1080. DSP is such a mind fuck.

 

[Sparkletor]

he clearly wants his webcam too look like shit on purpose. Why? who fucking knows. It actually did look good when he changed it to 1080. DSP is such a mind fuck.

Its because he has a huge wart on his face and his beard is patchy. If he keeps face cam at low quality, people won't be able to tell how bad he looks.

 

[Surly Muppet]

We're doing a zippy prestream tonight, but there are exactly no contributions. Phil is going over the schedule as an apparent stall tactic. He may do a DeDeDe-focused Smash stream on Saturday night. He's still on the fence about starting Dark Souls on Saturday. He is now questioning if he should start it now because 'a lot of people seem against it'.

This has bought enough time that people are now 'interacting'.

I also love this Thugginz guy. His name is blatantly ripping of Swagginz, which is bannable, but Phil is saying nothing because he keeps hurling money at him. Maybe if you were coughing up the quarters, Swaggy, you'd have some clout left.

"Why did I zero out the tips total for this stream? Because it's a different stream!" Of course you zero it out, you piece if shit, questioning Phil about this new practice. That's one of the advantages to a massive break between a 4 and 2 hour stream.

Sidenote: I think he may have turned up his mic sensitivity or something as he seems to be swishing a lot louder lately.

EDIT: He's complaining about his eyes burning again. I made a joke about dust and glasses before, but this is a bizarre recurring thing that seems to go unaddressed. I'm developing a Detractor Theory that the lower level of the house is full of raw chickens, like that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Please spread on Twitter.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

@actually

Did you just get gifted a sub?

who's this dumbass emerald six who keeps giving Phil money