Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[Bleachedanoos]

Record the crime while Tonka's confederates are already vectoring the cops onto the location of the fight?

Nigga, you what?

Edit: even if that master plan did work the cops couldn't save Tonka from Warski breaking the same vertebrae that Tonka broke while jobbing, turning him into a quadriplegic.

To be clear I do not like Tonka or Andy. I'm thinking of the most interesting angle here. Cops aren't going to make an arrest over a small brawl, if that was the case they'd be trawling Worldstar for criminals. That isn't the case though. If I were Tonka I'd meet warski out somewhere sneak attack him and beat him up assuming I'm not actually a wheelchair bound 40 year old man. Andy's training was beyond shit he has no idea what he's doing his work out program was worse than memelifts. If a iota of what Tonka said was true then this is the time to prove it.

 

[not william stenchever]

If I were Tonka I'd meet warski out somewhere sneak attack him and beat him up assuming I'm not actually a wheelchair bound 40 year old man

would you kill the witnesses too? considering that Andy isn't going alone because of crazy stupid fucks with inhibition problems like you, it wouldn't end well. Do you want to be known as the person that CRP kicked to death in justified physical defense of Adam Racewarski?

Bear in mind: Dick Masterson would laugh as you sputter you last, on livestream.

 

[Captain Manning]

At a certain point it becomes about male pride.

If I were Tonka I'd meet warski out somewhere sneak attack him and beat him up assuming I'm not actually a wheelchair bound 40 year old man.

Question: Is it possible for you to be involved in a discussion where you don't condone or promote illegal and/or amoral activity in furtherance of your gay MRA incel agenda?

Asking for a friend.

Andy's training was beyond shit he has no idea what he's doing his work out program was worse than memelifts.

And, of course, you do.

Donga will never show up to a fight of any kind anywhere.

Yeah, that's kinda what people like incel fag here don't seem to quite grasp.

 

[WuFanMan]

Andy will not fight him now, he's said that he won't and given another chance for it to happen, to which Tonka replied "set it up"

Its not going to happen, it was never going to happen and I doubt anything like this will happen again. Tonka is fucked due to his incompetence, lying and being a bitch. Andy does not need to do anything anymore to prove shit, this is also double sided because it shows Tonka is a liar, and the accusations that were brought up can be put into question in the future if needed and backed up by his showing with this fight.

Tonka is honestly delusional to call Andy a bitch for refusing to put up with this shit again.

The fucked up part is Tonka is kind of trying to be like DSP by trying to at least control the narrative to his fanbase. It's not that he didint show up to the fight, it's "the fight was cancelled." And it's not that that Andy doesnt want to go through with it again it's "Andy is a bitch"

Most Youtube "apologies" are just damage control to the fanbase because they can be the most gullible. There's no one buying any narrative Tonka is selling and he's fucking himself up so bad with that confrontation stream.

And shame on Tonka for trying to outwit Keem like that

 

[Bleachedanoos]

would you kill the witnesses too? considering that Andy isn't going alone because of crazy stupid fucks with inhibition problems like you, it wouldn't end well. Do you want to be known as the person that CRP kicked to death in justified physical defense of Adam Racewarski?

Bear in mind: Dick Masterson would laugh as you sputter you last, on livestream.

White people fight valiantly unlike blacks. What you are saying may be true in a situation devoid of context but in this situation they have scheduled a fight, it should be expected. The others wouldn't jump in right away unless Tonka channeled his melanin and did the head stomp thing night smilers do.

 

[Captain Manning]

If a iota of what Tonka said was true then this is the time to prove it.

It's not. You fucking illiterate sped.

White people fight valiantly unlike blacks.

You're saying stupid shit like this after promoting the idea that Tonka should ambush Andy outside the ring. He could have had a perfectly "valiant" fight on the 19th. But he intentionally sabotaged it because he doesn't want any type of fight. Tonka does not want to fight because he is a bitch made bullshit artist.

Dude. Just stop. S-T-O-P. Fucking stop.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

At a certain point it becomes about male pride. Andy is at a disadvantage if they fight because he's a foreigner, so Tonka can engage and beat him up .of course there's a chance the cops come which is why you have to be smart about it. Like record it first then post it later that way you're gone after the fight. They aren't going to get the FBI involved for something like this. It's feasible. And pretty much every man has been in an unofficial fight before that's just part of the male experience.



Stay ontopic manlet

Every thread I see this guy pop up in, he’s always talking shit to others and acting all high and mighty like he knows everything. If this aint a troll, I’m honestly impressed.

 

[NSA]

White people fight valiantly unlike blacks.

Holy shit bruh, leave the computer now and go outside.

What you are saying may be true in a situation devoid of context but in this situation they have scheduled a fight, it should be expected. The others wouldn't jump in right away unless Tonka channeled his melanin and did the head stomp thing night smilers do.

Please stop writing fan-fics.

 

[Mannlicher]

I can't say I ever cared one way or another about tonka truck or the kumite, but it's nice seeing a Kraut and Sargon associate implode spectacularly.

 

[Bleachedanoos]

Andy's weigh-in has hit YouTube

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0clhsOqpmE

It's pretty cringe given the fact they are fucking hammered Andy is a scrawny manlet and they are spitting Tonka memes when there are random normies about. The weighin girl is also fat.

This was after Andy lost his phone I believe Ralph is streaming from his. I imagine Tonkas gay half nigger ass is reading this thread so it's do or die buddy. Roll on down to KNonxille or you're done.

 

[Colonel J]

Good Guy Donga.

Handed some superberries to their fellow cripple Ghost just now.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yZKkqLDKoF

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

I thought this was completely unrelated at first, but AIU has a former MMA white knighting him.

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[JamFlowMan]

Andy's weigh-in has hit YouTube

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0clhsOqpmE

It's pretty cringe given the fact they are fucking hammered Andy is a scrawny manlet and they are spitting Tonka memes when there are random normies about. The weighin girl is also fat.

This was after Andy lost his phone I believe Ralph is streaming from his. I imagine Tonkas gay half nigger ass is reading this thread so it's do or die buddy. Roll on down to KNonxille or you're done.

Tried to watch this earlier and turned it off before they got into the building. It's one thing to watch people yell back and forth on webcams and stuff, but when you transplant that into the real world it is kind of embarrassing. Not as embarrassing as fucking up the whole fight though.

 

[VinRhe0]

I thought this was completely unrelated at first, but AIU has a former MMA white knighting him.

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So not only is Mike absolutely wrong, but he's a fucking sped for supporting AIU. Probably took too many blows to the head given his Former UFC tag.

 

[norbo]

The weighin girl is also fat.

Well...

She's not "the weighin girl" really. She's a fighter with valor.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/RealHellAkitty (archive)

Who also apparently plays overwatch?

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hella42 (archive)

And owns a local mma training gym in Knoxville: https://knoxmma.com/classes/mmf/ (archive)

Minor thing. Carry on with whatever you all are going off about be it defending or not defending whoever.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Here are my suggestions. He could, in no particular order;

Take a nap on train tracks
Test how much bleach a human can consume in under a minute
Wear a "KKK is A-Ok" shirt in downtown Memphis
Try the hottest new x-treme sport "neck-swinging". Really popular in Japan.
See if he has super powers by trying to jump across the Grand Canyon


If he attempts any one of those, Ill watch.

Im always surprised how many Memphians are on the farms

 

[Aquinas]

I would like to nominate @Bleachedanoos as best poster of the thread.

 

[Buggins]

Here are my suggestions. He could, in no particular order;

Take a nap on train tracks
Test how much bleach a human can consume in under a minute
Wear a "KKK is A-Ok" shirt in downtown Memphis
Try the hottest new x-treme sport "neck-swinging". Really popular in Japan.
See if he has super powers by trying to jump across the Grand Canyon

Ride his iron buffalo into the great prairie in the sky.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

So is it fair to say that Charlie Zelenoff is more of a man than Tonka?

Charlie's a mentally ill sucker-punching little faggot who runs when he doesn't have the upper hand in a scrap (after which he'll chalk it down as a hard W for himself), but at least he'll fucking SHOW UP for the fight.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

To be clear I do not like Tonka or Andy. I'm thinking of the most interesting angle here. Cops aren't going to make an arrest over a small brawl, if that was the case they'd be trawling Worldstar for criminals. That isn't the case though. If I were Tonka I'd meet warski out somewhere sneak attack him and beat him up assuming I'm not actually a wheelchair bound 40 year old man. Andy's training was beyond shit he has no idea what he's doing his work out program was worse than memelifts. If a iota of what Tonka said was true then this is the time to prove it.

Cops are lazy fucks, that's for sure. They don't want to do any more work than they absolutely have to. But you're also forgetting one thing. It's going to be livestreamed no matter what happens. And that's evidence. That the cops can't ignore. If they see laws being broken that they can't ignore they HAVE to do something about it. That's the whole point of doing this formal boxing match. Because it gets the cops off your back. Do a backwoods brawl and some fuck will give the county mounties the link to the stream just to see the lulz of it getting broken up when they roll up to it.