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StyrofoamFridge said:
Not exactly sex related, but I want to know the exact details of Amber's bathroom habits. I speculate that Becky has to wipe Amber's ass, but when Becky isn't around, Amber just throws a pad on to keep the sludge from getting on her clothes. That is more horrifying than lardass lesbian sex. Amber doesn't let her shampoo and conditioner lather and scrub on her hair nearly enough. We've seen the oily blobs of dandruff infested hair and yellow tinge on her neck folds. I doubt she washes her skin nearly long enough in the shower, either.
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I regret coming here by this post alone. I will admit to being morbidly curious about the same thing, but you just put mental images in my head that only drinking might help with.
 
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Hmmm.....only if you promise to remove my brain and pulverize it afterwards. Granted, I'll be a dribbling blob...but a RICH dribbling blob with no memories.

For our newer members at the glory-hole which is our gorl, please enjoy the immortal "Sex With Fat Girls" by our own esteemed @yawning sneasel , horrifying shitposter extraordinaire. I read it whilst on a train, which turned out to be unfortunate for the people I spat coffee (well, vague brown sludge) all over. Yamnotworthy.


yawning sneasel said:
I've been with fat girls before. And when I say fat, I don't mean like a couple extra pounds fat, I mean about 300-400 lbs girls. The kind that have that have grown a distended appendage from their gut that could literally be used to hold objects. With these girls their vag is ambiguous as fuck. You can't really tell where the actual vagina begins or ends. Like you have all the makings of the traditional hole, but they're like all stretched out and extended because of their fat. And at the same time everything is all discolored and looks like a gigantic taint because of the stretched skin. Like on a thin girl you will see a pout, slim vagina, but on a girl as obese as AL you will see something that looks like it could swallow worlds.

When you get down to business, though, what you find is that it sorta narrows down like a funnel made of adipose. I don't have the biggest piece in the world, so entry with larger ladies has always been a chore. doggy is completely out of the question. Their ass fat creates a second barrier and I have found myself humping their funnel or sliding around their fupa several times. Like i will think I am doing great and then they ask "are you in there?" and I realize that I am disappointing the big girl and just sort of deflate and go limp.

That said, I am not surprised that she has an ultra tight vag, I am sure that she has tried some longer membered African gentlemen and been disappointed because it has to take a dong larger than a ruler to drill all the way to the point of entry. Some probably think they have, but they were just humping an outer layer lubed by sweat.
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Nuff* sed.


* autofup tried to make that "muff." It's learning...
 
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Tiny Clanger said:
Certainly. And a long - very, very long - piece of string so you can find your way out again. Hopefully. It's pretty much "Here there Be Dragons" from the ankles up. One giant leap n all that.

We'll fund post-exploration therapy too - as long as we're allowed to listen in.
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I'm game - on one more condition, a labrador and cane post-exploration.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterical_Blindness

We can't be certain of what that 150lb gutted-wombat is exactly capable of.
 
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Only if you promise to cover said Labrador in gazillions of PTSD SERVICE DOG AAAARGHH AAAARGH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE OH AND BY THE WAY DON'T LOOK AT ME COS IT MIGHT MAKE MY OWNER COME OVER ALL DEAD NO OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T JUST WANT ATTENTION I'M REALLY A REAL SERVICE DOG HONEST patches and mention your Emotional Support Gerbil in every post.

You are doing this for the Farms. Semper fi, brave soldier.
 
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AllCISPeople said:
.so it's possible that they've at least used toys and engaged in some form of "sexual" stimulation between one another.
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IIRC Amber has said in the past that she doesn't like toys.
AllCISPeople said:
weren't these two together for 2-3 years before Becky ever saw Al naked, when Al randomly sent her a nude at work?
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They haven't been together that long.
Munchma Quchi said:
Becky. I bet she showers.
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Have you seen her hair lately? I don't think showering is a priority for Becky anymore. It's also possible she can't fit inside the shower stall either.
Pizza Steve said:
Do you think they make straps ons big brought to penetrate AL’s fat folds
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Do they make extenders for strap-ons? I don't think Becky can wear one otherwise.
 
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Tiny Clanger said:
Certainly. And a long - very, very long - piece of string so you can find your way out again. Hopefully. It's pretty much "Here there Be Dragons" from the ankles up. One giant leap n all that.

We'll fund post-exploration therapy too - as long as we're allowed to listen in.
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Nobody tell Jonathan Yaniv about the string.
 
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Amber doesn't just have beef curtains, she has orange chicken curtains.
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