Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[Freeman]

Im a noodle boy

Oh, Josh will sort that out real quick.

 

[Captain Manning]

Damn, that's some atrocious spelling. I guess everyone at Valor got hit in the head way too many times.

I was listening to the podcast Tim did a couple of night ago, and yeah, his whole crew seemed like a bunch of rednecks.

What's interesting is they've said they've never heard of a fight canceled for these reasons before. I can't imagine that any MMA organization has.

 

[Goblin King]

So if my braincells still works, the Valor promoter is saying that Donga sent in someone's elses bloodwork along with a photo ID that is not his? Along all the fuckery of signing the wrong name and trying to change said name 1 week before the fight...

How many crimes has Donga committed just to dodge a fucking leaf?

Him and all his supporters should now be known as the Bitchmade tribe.

(Edited for mistakes)

 

[The Reaper]

So if my braincells still works, the Valor promoter is saying that Donga sent in someone's elses bloodwork along with a photo ID that is not his? Along all the fuckery of signimg the wrong name and trying to change said name 1 week before the fight...

How crimes has Donga committed just to dodge a fucking leaf?

Him and all his supporters should now be known as the Bitchmade tribe.

I believe the sent someone else’s bloodwork comment is due to the fact his name didn’t match up. I don’t want to believe he got someone else’s blood to submit. The more interesting matter to me is the different IDs comment. Those just don’t change overnight.

 

[No creativity]

So if my braincells still works, the Valor promoter is saying that Donga sent in someone's elses bloodwork along with a photo ID that is not his? Along all the fuckery of signimg the wrong name and trying to change said name 1 week before the fight...

How crimes has Donga committed just to dodge a fucking leaf?

Him and all his supporters should now be known as the Bitchmade tribe.

He might be saying someone else's simply because they're signed with a name that's not his. They would have to take blood samples directly from Donga to determine if the blood he sent was actually from someone else.

Edit: I should probably remember to refresh the page before posting.

 

[Abominacione]

How crimes has Donga committed just to dodge a fucking leaf?

there is a reason if indians got wiped away by the white man.

 

[No creativity]

there is a reason if indians got wiped away by the white man.

Looks like you can't pussy out of a fight against smallpox.

 

[Abominacione]

So, There was another agreement that was signed by andy? I thought they were only passing around the idea but couldn't go through with it due to tonka not being able to prove a name change. This still paints tonka as the loser, but it's slightly different than what was said before.

yeah, when asked about the sabotage clause tim's answer was " it never came to that"

 

[Freeman]

https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1086674801735991296

 

[vhstape]

If the legal action does happen this path is way more entertaining than if he just lost to Andy.

 

[Goblin King]

I am very suspicious of this. I understand it doesn't directly imply that Tonka sent in someone else's bloodwork but why else would he do it? If it was simply to bitchout, it could have been done in other less damaging ways.

My autistic guess is that the "aids" rumor might be real. Maybe it isn't "the gift" itself but Donga is hiding something shameful.

Or maybe he is more retarded than I previously thought.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick seems more inclined to think this might go the legal route now...

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1086674801735991296

Meme magic my dudes

yeah, when asked about the sabotage clause tim's answer was " it never came to that"

This might be in reference to the willingness to sign the contract, but that’s a significant inconsistency.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I'm making an official null prediction, ok.

I predict that Tonka will return to streaming within 3 months under a different program name not related to fighting, citing that Kumite stopped being fun after Internet people ruined it with drama.

I think, he will continue making Kumite like nothing happened. He is dumb enough to do that.

 

[byuu]

My autistic guess is that the "aids" rumor might be real. Maybe it isn't "the gift" itself but Donga is hiding something shameful.

Having AIDS would be less shameful than what he's doing now.

 

[Freeman]

If the legal action does happen this path is way more entertaining than if he just lost to Andy.

That's the best part of all of this. If he had just taken his ass kicking like a man a lot of people would have given him credit for showing up and moved on. I'm sure Jim, Ralph and the rest of the lads would have kept up the bants for a while but a few bruises and insults would have been so much better for him than all this, he's never living this down and it's great.

 

[verissimus]

God this is so much worse than MundaneMatt considering that it seems pretty clear that not only will Tonka face legal problems but he's a complete laughing stock to both the internet and MMA/sports world and Andy is probably going to make that clear when he gets in the cage.

Edit : PS. to those still wanting to say Tonka didn't lose, I say to you you're right. He didn't lose the fight, but you know what he did lose? Everything else.

 

[JB 236]

I don't actually think Tonka will return, or if he does it will be years down the line. There is no positive outcome here, he played himself trying to play other people and has either caused himself legal trouble for the future, or excluded everything but vamp.

There will be nothing here. It will be Cosmo, but without people watching the downfall. 10 people on stream and that's it.

 

[Sonork]

I think, he will continue making Kumite like nothing happened. He is dumb enough to do that.

He'd need a new persona though. his whole angry i'll kick your ass irl schtick is a joke now.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

He'd need a new persona though. his whole angry i'll kick your ass irl schtick is a joke now.

Nah, I think we will see him in a month or two on a stream with Krautist and Soy-filled Matt. They will tell us epic story about how they didn't flag anybody, never doxed anybody and it was their fault on 20% maximum. "Metokur support group".