Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[instythot]

So since the event is a little more than two hours from now, and Tonka ain't even in the FUCKING STATE, can we get a complete list of people who need to delete their fucking accounts, if not lives?

* Donga
* TommyC
* AIU
* VampKandy
* @debatelimination

Who am I missing?

Nah, @debatelimination needs to stick around to make at least one post that ends with him being Andy Warski's bitch

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

Don't bring Tonka trucks into this. They are honest toys who will always fulfill their obligations so that they may bring joy to children.

Tonka is a liar who will dodge their obligations and bring great despair to the child-like people who've held on this long.

Ironically though both Tonka's are on wheels.

 

[Captain Manning]

I dunno, all that "diversity and inclusion" BS the league was spewing out makes me think they'd find some excuse to kick Warski out. Maybe there's another league out there that isn't so, how do the Americans put it? Woke?

I dunno why people are pissy about that.

That's just them covering their ass for the SJW chimp out. They ain't "woke." They don't want to make their condemnation of Tonka look like they're supportive of anything Andy does online. They might have caught wind of Kraut likes to do gay ops involving the press. If it were really a problem, they wouldn't have tried to book the damn thing in the first place.

 

[KittyLoaf]

Nah, I think we will see him in a month or two on a stream with Krautist and Soy-filled Matt. They will tell us epic story about how they didn't flag anybody, never doxed anybody and it was their fault on 20% maximum. "Metokur support group".

With a special guest appearance from Ross - all claiming to be victims of Metokur.

 

[Khorne Flakes]

It appears our good friend's twitter got suspended

 

[Captain Manning]

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Did Tonkasaw name himself after some native american thing or whatever because every time I read his name I think of Tonka Trucks.

According to Tonka, it started out as an youtube generated twitter account for his grapplevision channel. He liked the handle, so he started using it.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

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Tonka pussied out, that's what happened.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Warski is almost ready to make his speech about Tonka: https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1086776736195448833

 

[TigOlBitties]

Are Kumitards really trying to compare Tonka to Vegeta?

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Slightly off topic, but any idea on attendance at this thing? Every pic I've seen has had tons of empty chairs, but those might have been pretty early. I'm curious what percentage of people came to see the tirefire, because if its a ghost town for the two women slapping each other, maybe Valor would be more inclined to take legal action.

 

[Smarty Pants]

 

[Captain Manning]

Slightly off topic, but any idea on attendance at this thing? Every pic I've seen has had tons of empty chairs, but those might have been pretty early. I'm curious what percentage of people came to see the tirefire, because if its a ghost town for the two women slapping each other, maybe Valor would be more inclined to take legal action.

The story I heard is that the cancellations were mainly the seats near the cage, and Valor is taking a $6,000 bath on that. For appearances sake, they could fix this by upgrading people, and I would be shocked if that loss put them in the red, but they have every right to be pissed just the same.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Slightly off topic, but any idea on attendance at this thing? Every pic I've seen has had tons of empty chairs, but those might have been pretty early. I'm curious what percentage of people came to see the tirefire, because if its a ghost town for the two women slapping each other, maybe Valor would be more inclined to take legal action.

Barely anyone's there.

 

[verissimus]

Barely anyone's there.
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Still looks like more people than Kilroy. Might have been more if Tonka didn't bitch out.

 

[KobaCuppa]

I think you're all being a little harsh on old Tonka, he obviously didn't intentionally write the incorrect name on his bloodwork, not all all, without a doubt the cavemans still learning to read and write! Give him a break, we know he's a bit uhhh um uhhhh with the wheelchair, maybe a lil' uhhh umm uhhhh with the autism too!

 

[not william stenchever]

Tonka should have just taken his lashes. If previous injuries keep him from reasonably doing so he should have stated that as well. Him just getting himself disqualified is just weak.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

So since the event is a little more than two hours from now, and Tonka ain't even in the FUCKING STATE, can we get a complete list of people who need to delete their fucking accounts, if not lives?

* Donga
* TommyC
* AIU
* VampKandy
* @debatelimination

Who am I missing?

I say instead of Delete, maybe halal @trigon at this point?

 

[verissimus]

FFS. Andy respects our country more than Tonka if he did stand for the National Anthem.

Edit : Oh sorry I forgot, Tonka can't fucking stand...

 

[NSA]

The Valor pay-per-view seems to be getting DDOS'd...

Donga may be going to jail after all...