Containment What If?

What if Chris took to social media and demanded the CEO of one of the more iconic video game corporations to come to his house to explain the color of the arms of a video game character from the '90s, while a few days later demanding that his followers commit bodily harm to those who market the character?

Fuck it... That one is way too out there...
 
yawning sneasel said:
What if Chris took to social media and demanded the CEO of one of the more iconic video game corporations to come to his house to explain the color of the arms of a video game character from the '90s, while a few days later demanding that his followers commit bodily harm to those who market the character?

Fuck it... That one is way too out there...
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It don't GITMO real than this!
 
Konstantinos said:
What if Chris had tried to attend his High school reunion? Would he have gotten turned down at the door?
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He wouldn't have gotten turned away, but it definitely would not have gone according to what he'd expected. Chris would have expected that his galpals would have been overwhelmingly happy to see him and that they'd all keep in constant contact. They would have probably been polite, but ultimately it'd have ended with Chris telling them all about his various troubles on and off the Internet. People would be polite and some may even be curious at first, but eventually they'd end up trying to find somewhere else to go in order to get away from him. Chris would probably hand out a few moist cards and try to hang all over his galpals while taking pictures with them, which he'd eventually post to Facebook later on down the line. I don't think that Chris would get thrown out unless he ended up really harassing someone and while this is a possibility, ultimately I think that he'd spend most of the time sitting awkwardly a corner trying to track down galpals as they progressively try to avoid him.
 
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six.four.systems said:
What if Chris was a helicopter?
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He would look like this:
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Think of himself as being as dangerous as this:
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And as strong as this:
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What if Chris had watched Bob Ross's painting show on TV from an early age?

Would the art style in Sonichu be much different/better? Would the comic include lots of trees and mountainous backdrops?
 
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Abethedemon said:
What if Chris was a believer in new age bullshit?
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I'm surprised he hasn't tried to get into proper witchcraft, actually, given that a) he believes in magic, b) it tends to emphasise the feminine and c) roughly 90% of the magic books you see in new age shops seem to be about love spells.

Anyway, yeah, if he was into that stuff, he'd probably take everything completely literally and get stressed when the love spells didn't work immediately.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Anyway, yeah, if he was into that stuff, he'd probably take everything completely literally and get stressed when the love spells didn't work immediately.
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He'd be bitching at Satan (instead of EmmanuelTransmissionGodbear) for not giving him his sweetheart as was BASICALLY PROMISED by the spell.
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a contagious molecular virus?
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No one would ever die of Chandlercoccus.

Tragi-Chan said:
I'm surprised he hasn't tried to get into proper witchcraft, actually, given that a) he believes in magic, b) it tends to emphasise the feminine and c) roughly 90% of the magic books you see in new age shops seem to be about love spells.
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You used two important words there, "books" and "shops". Chris doesn't want to drive out of town to buy a specialty book, then read something so abstract. His current method of sympathetic magic uses Lego, which he already owns and enjoys.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I'm surprised he hasn't tried to get into proper witchcraft, actually, given that a) he believes in magic, b) it tends to emphasise the feminine and c) roughly 90% of the magic books you see in new age shops seem to be about love spells.

Anyway, yeah, if he was into that stuff, he'd probably take everything completely literally and get stressed when the love spells didn't work immediately.
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However, his church probably forbids it, and Barb wouldn't like him for that.
 
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