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Botched Tit Job said:
There's a famous reddit post (I think it's reddit, anyway) of a guy describing how he had to have some sort of stick to hold up his girlfriend's FUPA so they could fuck, otherwise the FUPA got in the way.

I think Amberlynn would need like four of those, at least.
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Where there's a will, there's a way, but I'm doubting the will of both parties.
 
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I bet Hamber's pussy looks like a piece of cheesy meaty feast pizza. Pull out one of those meatballs slowly and watch the enticing way the thick stringy cheese stretches between yourself and the feast. When Becky fancies herself some pizza, she knows just where to go.
 
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Mangy Mutt said:
I bet Hamber's pussy looks like a piece of cheesy meaty feast pizza. Pull out one of those meatballs slowly and watch the enticing way the thick stringy cheese stretches between yourself and the feast. When Becky fancies herself some pizza, she knows just where to go.
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I think the biggest issue would be the fact that Amber's genitalia is about two feet deep in the fat. First you have to get pass the thighs, then the fupa, then the labia majora (which also collects fat, fun fact of the day) and then find out what in the possibly prolapsed mess is the vagina. The pressure from her visceral fat alone would be enough to cause a prolapse. Every time she struggles herself up she causes pressure to the same area. Putting your hand in there probably feels like you're miles deep in water, just so much pressure.

I've had to witness a gyno exam on a 300 lb woman. Getting them on the table and in the stirrups is alot of work already. There was one nurse holding the patient's stomach out of the way, the doctor had to battle the fupa alone. They had to go to the back and find a speculum long enough, as the fat makes it very very hard to see the cervix. The vagina literally becomes a foot deep when the fupa and labia majora get big enough. It took the largest possible speculum they found, one nurse holding the speculum in place as there was no way it would have stayed there as it's supposed to, ne nurse holding the stomach, doctor doing their thing and one nurse assisting the doctor. It was a wild ride.

Now imagine it with someone who weighs twice the same. There is no way anyone has had access in Amber's genitalia in years.
 
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Clintonberg said:
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Gurl, her hands haven't been down there in decades.
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"What hygiene issues booboo? I can totally reach every part of my body to clean myself properly. Why do you guys self diagnose me with hygiene issues all the time? It's like when I take a 4 hour round trip exclusively to eat orange chicken and people think I like orange chicken? Ya'll be cray"


*twenty laughing with tears emojis*

Edit: it just baffles me to no end that she's surprised people can infer things from what they physically seem
 
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FitBitch said:
"What hygiene issues booboo? I can totally reach every part of my body to clean myself properly. Why do you guys self diagnose me with hygiene issues all the time? It's like when I take a 4 hour round trip exclusively to eat orange chicken and people think I like orange chicken? Ya'll be cray"


*twenty laughing with tears emojis*
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could you imagine the smell of that car seat.. I wanna puke just thinking about it.
 
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Mangy Mutt said:
I bet Hamber's pussy looks like a piece of cheesy meaty feast pizza. Pull out one of those meatballs slowly and watch the enticing way the thick stringy cheese stretches between yourself and the feast. When Becky fancies herself some pizza, she knows just where to go.
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Pizza has a new meaning to me now :cryblood:
 
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a834604 said:
I think the biggest issue would be the fact that Amber's genitalia is about two feet deep in the fat. First you have to get pass the thighs, then the fupa, then the labia majora (which also collects fat, fun fact of the day) and then find out what in the possibly prolapsed mess is the vagina. The pressure from her visceral fat alone would be enough to cause a prolapse. Every time she struggles herself up she causes pressure to the same area. Putting your hand in there probably feels like you're miles deep in water, just so much pressure.

I've had to witness a gyno exam on a 300 lb woman. Getting them on the table and in the stirrups is alot of work already. There was one nurse holding the patient's stomach out of the way, the doctor had to battle the fupa alone. They had to go to the back and find a speculum long enough, as the fat makes it very very hard to see the cervix. The vagina literally becomes a foot deep when the fupa and labia majora get big enough. It took the largest possible speculum they found, one nurse holding the speculum in place as there was no way it would have stayed there as it's supposed to, ne nurse holding the stomach, doctor doing their thing and one nurse assisting the doctor. It was a wild ride.

Now imagine it with someone who weighs twice the same. There is no way anyone has had access in Amber's genitalia in years.
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That's probably why Chad Destiny strayed in the first place. Clearly, Destiny has a libido and is interested in sex. If sex became impossible, she'd look for it elsewhere. Please, let's not get started on Destiny/Dana sex.
 
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ADHD said:
This is sort of off topic but can be related to Amber, so here goes. In the show Family by the Ton, Amanda (age 37, 650 lbs) needs to lose weight to deal with endometrial cancer that had been diagnosed 2 years ago. She said that her cancer can be caused in part by obesity.

My questions: Is the cancer something that would have been caught during a routine gyno exam? If no, what symptoms would someone her size have to be having to get the doctors to check for cancer? Amber is 9 years younger than Amanda but not far off in terms of weight (and she will definitely surpass Amanda's weight by the time she's Amanda's age if she doesn't get her shit together), is this something Amber should be concerned about? It's unlikely that Amber has ever been to a gynecologist. If we pretend Amber cares about preventative health care, should Amber make a point to see one?
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Endometrial cancer is common among obese women because along with insulin resistance prevalent in that group is hormonal imbalance. This causes the endometrial linings to thicken but not shed for those with irregular menses. This usually comes with painful cramps. To answer your question, yes a routine OB-Gyn checkup would arrest this. For a woman her age, irregular menses will be assessed with an ultrasound to see if the endometrial lining is thickening and treated with pills. She is still pretty young but her weight and the lack of management of any comorbidities can hasten development of cancerous growths if any.

In addition, the Ob Gyn will most likely recommend weight loss on top of hormonal treatment because the underlying cause of these problems is all that excess weight. Heh. I doubt our gorl would like to hear that.
 
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ADHD said:
This is sort of off topic but can be related to Amber, so here goes. In the show Family by the Ton, Amanda (age 37, 650 lbs) needs to lose weight to deal with endometrial cancer that had been diagnosed 2 years ago. She said that her cancer can be caused in part by obesity.

My questions: Is the cancer something that would have been caught during a routine gyno exam? If no, what symptoms would someone her size have to be having to get the doctors to check for cancer? Amber is 9 years younger than Amanda but not far off in terms of weight (and she will definitely surpass Amanda's weight by the time she's Amanda's age if she doesn't get her shit together), is this something Amber should be concerned about? It's unlikely that Amber has ever been to a gynecologist. If we pretend Amber cares about preventative health care, should Amber make a point to see one?
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We have an official health speculation thread.
 
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Gorlwiththedragontattoo said:
Random thought: AL must have a serious degradation kink to still be going at it because of her "Hayders". I think she wants to get to 600 to please us.
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I think she's just a raging attention whore; any and all attention to her is "good" attention, even if it involves humiliating herself and completely and irrevocably fucking up her body and health to get it.
 
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Clintonberg said:
How many feet do you suppose her farts have to travel from her anus to reach the outside of her ass? What kind of sounds do you think they make when they're finally set free?
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Interesting you ask. Her farts wrote a song and it's called "Freedom" by George Michael. It also includes the prophetic line, "All we have to do now is take these lies and make them true somehow..."

 
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