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Cyber Bowling said:
On the subject of Twitch bounties, one of the smaller streamers I watch (averages around 150-200 viewers) has been doing bounties fairly regularly the last few weeks. He did mention you have to claim them pretty quickly at one point, so I'm wondering if it is just a case of Phil not wanting to put in any effort versus not having access to them.
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That makes a lot of sense. Companies only have a limited amount of money to pour into Twitch Bounties advertising and this creates a limited pool that a bounty can be drawn from, and due to user demand from streamers this creates a very limited window of opportunity to claim them. Due to Phil's laziness and his narc need to inflate his sense of self-importance by autistically scheduling his time and rigidly sticking to that schedule of super important activities he can't be bothered to actually do what it takes to participate in Twitch Bounties, unless it's something he was already doing anyway.

Here is a a 'Kids in the Hall' sketch about someone autistically scheduling all the super important tasks they have as a response to deeper mental issues.
 
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Well the person who wrote that reeeetarded rant on Twitter just made Dark richer because once he tells his piglets about a "mentally sick detractor trying to ruin his life" with pedophile allegations then they will throw him pity bucks.

Also if this person contacted Daves neighbors about this then one of four things will happen:
1. His neighbors do call the authorities, some shit happens where the authorities investigate Dave but is innocent. This leads to his streams being delayed or Dave saying this investigation has stressed him out, either way his piglets give him a shit ton of pity bucks.

2. Same thing as Scenario #1 but this time his community tries to kick out Dave because of his disturbance to the community due to his "job", especially when some of his neighbors like that lady who was accidentally SWATTED wants those annoyances out of the community. This leads to Dave to beg for money to move somewhere new, buys a new house (he wouldn't rent an apartment because his ego wouldnt allow him to be a peasant renting an apartment), and now is begging hardcore because he got 3 mortgages. Horselady maybe leaves him for someone more stable or moves in with PandaRee as roommates.

3. Same thing as Scenario #1 and his community tries to kick him out but fails due to laws protecting Dave. Either way his community shuns him and Horselady with "Go Fuck Yourself" stares, shitting on their lawns, or whatever stupid crap a community does to shun annoying people in their neighborhood. This leads to Dave to complain to his viewers that "detractors" (although it was just one asshat who did it, we all get blamed) are all assholes and that he is depressed that his neighbors hate him, thus pity bucks are thrown at him. Horselady maybe leaves him for someone more stable or moves in with PandaRee as roommates.

4. His neighbors do call the authorities, some shit happens where the authorities investigate Dave and ends up as a registered sex offender. Dave loses his mind saying everything bad from Rambo leaving him to birds shitting on his lawn is all because of "detractors", becomes hostile towards his fans, stops giving a shit, and is forced to barricade himself in his home forever because everyone thinks he is a child diddler. Horselady obviously leaves him because not even her demon possessed ass is dealing with this level of autism. Dave then drinks himself to death due to depression and that ends the tale of the Pigroach.
 
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Sparkletor said:
The neighbors will surely be up in arms against Phil.

The same neighbors who thought the previous owners of the condo were running an illegal chop shop in the garage and did nothing.
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The fact that he doxxed like 6 of DSP's neighbors (Including 1 of them who was already swatted back in 2012) also really doesn't make them want to listen to this guy.

Honestly these a-logs are hopeless, and all they do is prove Phil right and help him scam more money out of his fans. If people can't get Chris Chan as a registered sex offender when he has multiple sex tapes and has drawn multiple pornographic drawings for comics designed to be read by children, I doubt they can get Phil registered as one when the worst thing we have of him is a clip of him masturbating (Where he isn't even naked for crying out loud).
 
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The fact that he doxxed like 6 of DSP's neighbors (Including 1 of them who was already swatted back in 2012) also really doesn't make them want to listen to this guy.

Honestly these a-logs are hopeless, and all they do is prove Phil right and help him scam more money out of his fans. If people can't get Chris Chan as a registered sex offender when he has multiple sex tapes and has drawn multiple pornographic drawings for comics designed to be read by children, I doubt they can get Phil registered as one when the worst thing we have of him is a clip of him masturbating (Where he isn't even naked for crying out loud).
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Lolwut, i need to read up on Chris Chan.

But on topic, this is some next level gay ops. Just stream snipe him in online games and troll in his chat like a normal detractor
 
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I see some people are suggesting that Phil is the author of the twittlonger, in an attempt to create drama during a dry spell with donations.

I kinda believe it.

I mean, he also did tweet randomly about someone committing fraud in his name that kept him up all night...but then never mentioned it again....

You'd think if someone was not only fucking with his sleep, but more importantly....is precious money, he'd have a bit more to say on the matter.

It's almost as if it wasn't a big deal...cause it never happened....
 
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BrunoMattei said:
Could it be Fred Fuchs? I still think he was involved in the SWATing incident.
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Nah, Fred strikes me as the type of person who wouldn't come back to the scene of the crime. He's probably off somewhere in another community, having taken complete control of it and running it like SoK. Maybe its another lolcow, maybe it isn't. I think he's done with DSP stuff. But I don't think he's done with his mini dictatorships.
 
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OneDaySon said:
Nah, Fred strikes me as the type of person who wouldn't come back to the scene of the crime. He's probably off somewhere in another community, having taken complete control of it and running it like SoK. Maybe its another lolcow, maybe it isn't. I think he's done with DSP stuff. But I don't think he's done with his mini dictatorships.
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Other people that ran or deleted their accounts from the SoK are still here on other accounts. I highly doubt Fred (the door whisperer & 20 hour Skype calls about DSP) would be gone. He's definitely around doing something dumb in regards to the pigroach.
 
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It's reassuring to see almost all shout down this bizarre attempt at ruining Phil. Because of this I feel there's going to be minimal drama caused and even DSP fanboys who lurk will know that nobody is taking this seriously.

In terms of who is responsible - it's either a really dumb hater of Phil or a rabid fanboy trying to stir up pity bucks drama for their beloved pigroach. Won't be Phil himself, too much effort required.
 
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