Lovequest 26 November 2014- Chris Asks for Advice on How to be A Slut

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timtommy said:
I don't think it is particularly likely, but I also don't think it is impossible that if Chris starts putting time and effort into being at the right place at the right time, he could stumble into a night of drunk, instantly regretted sex.
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I have to disagree. Chris has the sex appeal of a little boy (in a dress, no less,) he can't make eye contact, he wouldn't pick up on the cues etc. I honestly can't imagine a scenario that ends with Chris having sex unless there's :tugboat: involved.
 
There is literally a fetish for everything. There are people out there that would get horny to the thought of someone like Chris.... It's just not anyone Chris would want to have sex with.

I'm still confused as to why Chris thinks that he's going to get enough pussy to be a slut.... The only sex he's had has been paid for. I also really wish someone could ask him what he would do if a sexy girl wanted to have sex with him and she was like him, a male lesbian transgender tomgirl. We know what he'd do, but I don't think Chris has considered the fact that he's trying to put a girl in that very situation and will likely blame the girl because she won't have sex with him.

And do we know what's up with him asking about licking vaginas yet?
 
4Macie said:
There is literally a fetish for everything. There are people out there that would get horny to the thought of someone like Chris.... It's just not anyone Chris would want to have sex with.

I'm still confused as to why Chris thinks that he's going to get enough pussy to be a slut.... The only sex he's had has been paid for. I also really wish someone could ask him what he would do if a sexy girl wanted to have sex with him and she was like him, a male lesbian transgender tomgirl. We know what he'd do, but I don't think Chris has considered the fact that he's trying to put a girl in that very situation and will likely blame the girl because she won't have sex with him.
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It's almost as if he's an enormous hypocrite

4Macie said:
And do we know what's up with him asking about licking vaginas yet?
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He probably wanted to twiddle his soul-clit thinking about it. Or he was hoping to hear the untold inner secrets of the lesbian realm that will get him all da pussy.
 
4Macie said:
There is literally a fetish for everything. There are people out there that would get horny to the thought of someone like Chris.... It's just not anyone Chris would want to have sex with.
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Oh, someone depraved enough yet physically attractive probably exists. But not within the search space Chris is considering. Chris is probably considering a <100 mile radius, tops. Way too small.
 
Marvin said:
Oh, someone depraved enough yet physically attractive probably exists. But not within the search space Chris is considering. Chris is probably considering a <100 mile radius, tops. Way too small.
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I'm kind of curious if he's looked into mail-order brides. There may be a price point for a lesbian bride that's affordable to him if his search is world-wide.
 
Holdek said:
I'm kind of curious if he's looked into mail-order brides. There may be a price point for a lesbian bride that's affordable to him if his search is world-wide.
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however, his budget is exactly zero dollars, bordering on him wanting the brides to pay him
 
Marvin said:
Oh, someone depraved enough yet physically attractive probably exists. But not within the search space Chris is considering. Chris is probably considering a <100 mile radius, tops. Way too small.
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An attractive girl who is into weird, socially awkward, unattractive guys?

I am pretty sure she would have plenty of interested guys without going outside of a 1 mile radius.

I sometimes wonder about the morality of dating or having sex with Chris. He have anywhere close to the maturity to "understand" sex or a relationship. Suppose this hypothetical intelligent attractive girl who is turned on by Chris exists. Is it ok for her to do it?

I tend to come out on the side of saying that it is ok, but I think it is a question.
 
timtommy said:
An attractive girl who is into weird, socially awkward, unattractive guys?

I am pretty sure she would have plenty of interested guys without going outside of a 1 mile radius.

I sometimes wonder about the morality of dating or having sex with Chris. He have anywhere close to the maturity to "understand" sex or a relationship. Suppose this hypothetical intelligent attractive girl who is turned on by Chris exists. Is it ok for her to do it?

I tend to come out on the side of saying that it is ok, but I think it is a question.
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They would both be happy with the outcome so yes, I think it would be okay for her to do it. It's only wrong if someone gets hurt, in my opinion.
 
timtommy said:
An attractive girl who is into weird, socially awkward, unattractive guys?

I am pretty sure she would have plenty of interested guys without going outside of a 1 mile radius.
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Yeah, there are women who would want Chris, but they'd have to be horribly warped. The proverbial Beggar that can't be a chooser, or a woman so horribly insecure she wants a man who would never leave her.

I sometimes wonder about the morality of dating or having sex with Chris. He have anywhere close to the maturity to "understand" sex or a relationship. Suppose this hypothetical intelligent attractive girl who is turned on by Chris exists. Is it ok for her to do it?

I tend to come out on the side of saying that it is ok, but I think it is a question.
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I don't see any way a court would deem him so lacking in intellect he could not give informed consent.
 
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Holdek said:
Eh, over time he could. He saved up a couple hundred to see a hooker a couple of times.
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Did he save money, or did he spend the tugboat on impulse, then realize he had less money for toys?

I don't know if Chris is capable of saving money for big ticket items in general.
 
Morbid Boredom said:
Did he save money, or did he spend the tugboat on impulse, then realize he had less money for toys?

I don't know if Chris is capable of saving money for big ticket items in general.
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I think I remember Marv saying that he saved up since it was so important to him.

I'm not convinced that Chris budgets purely on impulse. He spends more than he should, but, for example, if he wanted to buy a PS Quadruple bad enough, he'd save up for it.
 
Holdek said:
I think I remember Marv saying that he saved up since it was so important to him.

I'm not convinced that Chris budgets purely on impulse. He spends more than he should, but, for example, if he wanted to buy a PS Quadruple bad enough, he'd save up for it.
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Chris is a true believer. He thinks maybe somebody will give the PS Quadruple this Christmas. After all, his inner child always dictates his actions. In every bad way possible.
 
Holdek said:
I'm kind of curious if he's looked into mail-order brides. There may be a price point for a lesbian bride that's affordable to him if his search is world-wide.
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If we can get him to marry a mail order bride, then get him a job at a prison, we'd have a parallel universe version of the Warden from Orange is the New Black!

And goddamn those pages. I read Sonichu in fits and starts (too much of it makes me feel like my brain is collapsing in on itself) but I never thought I'd miss it. And yet, I kind of did...until I read those pages.
 
Now that we have quasi-official confirmation that Chris identifies as a woman, there's one hurdle gotten over. So she's an unattractive, unpleasant, selfish, rude, smelly woman looking for love or just China. Even without the trans bit, those aren't great odds. Good luck, Chris! You'll need it!
 
timtommy said:
As for finding sex. There are women who find men in drag very attractive. I have known bisexual women who find the both genders aspect of it very enticing. I used to date a girl who always wanted to go to drag shows. As a guy who is not comfortable with filling a female role, being with her made me feel oddly insecure about my lack of feminity, which was a new one. But it is unlikely someone is going to be sexually attracted to Chris. But people don't always hook up with people they are particularly sexually attracted to. Sometimes they just have sex with someone because they want sex and that is the sex that is available. I don't think it is particularly likely, but I also don't think it is impossible that if Chris starts putting time and effort into being at the right place at the right time, he could stumble into a night of drunk, instantly regretted sex.
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The problem with the women-into-men-in-drag thing is that Chris really doesn't combine both genders. If I didn't know about him and I saw one of his photos, I'd probably assume he was in drag for a dare, or a party or something. He looks like a man - not even an effeminate man.
 
Holdek said:
I'm kind of curious if he's looked into mail-order brides. There may be a price point for a lesbian bride that's affordable to him if his search is world-wide.
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This came up a couple years ago on another site that discussed Chris. First thing is these women do have standards. Sometimes low, but nowhere near Chris low. But even if he did find some women with standards low enough to consider Chris he would still not be able to afford it. Including everything it can easily break past the $10,000 mark.
 
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I have received the answer to the question I sent him earlier today. So: Crystal Chandler is still a straight woman, Reldnahc is still a gay male but Chris-Chan Sonichu and Collossal Chan are now tomgirls.
 
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