DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Anyone know what happened to Drgnkiller why was their Twitter account suspended?

He changed his handle to DSPArchives.
https://twitter.com/DSPArchives

 

[neger psykolog]

He changed his handle to DSPArchives.
https://twitter.com/DSPArchives

To add to this, they changed their username from drgnkiller which left the drgnkiller username open for registration.
Someone else claimed it and must've done something to get suspended.

Same thing happened with Leanna's twitter when she deleted it.

 

[thebonesauce]

To add to this, they changed their username from drgnkiller which left the drgnkiller username open for registration.
Someone else claimed it and must've done something to get suspended.

Same thing happened with Leanna's twitter when she deleted it.

Doesn’t seem suspicious at all... But it seems as if they’re trying to snatch up these handles just to burn them to the ground, whoever is doing it.

 

[neger psykolog]

hot autistic lore cross post from the Dr. Phil thread (discussion of DSP's many medical issues):
@Comma posted a clip from the latest Ask the Kink daddy about detractor dentists and DSP elaborates on his current dental regime saying he gets periodic pain in the areas around his wisdom teeth and has never had them removed (wisdom teeth are actually closely tied to issues like post snort drip, snortinitus and snorinitopia:

Says he has "all four wisdom teeth", and that he can go months without feeling anything, but that he does have "a lingering pain every once and a while" in the back of his mouth for "a couple of days" after which the pain goes away:


Okay, so... He says he can go for months without pain after which he can suddenly have pain for a couple of days. So that's at least two times he has had this, with months in between of no pain.

Does this mean he doesn't visit a dentist regularly (every six months)? I mean, your dentist can easily make an x-ray to see what's going with your wisdom teeth.

Additional hot autistic lore featuring dramatic unnecessary expansion on dental autism:
https://www.newscientist.com/articl...ow-what-causes-alzheimers-and-how-to-stop-it/

That's right autists, if DSP doesn't brush his teeth regularly, besides that fine nauseating authentic Italian odor probably attributing to his trademark snort, it may also cause a future version of DSP (or even present, who are we kidding, DSP can't remember anything already) who has Alzheimer's disease and runs around repeatedly placing CDs into consoles and being unable to understand why they fail to load!

Current DLC leaderboards show that Alzheimer's is caused (or partially attributed to issues with dental hygiene) by autism!

Better picture:

 

[Surly Muppet]

Did he really say at the start of the stream the best way to help him is to tip him because his bills are coming due the first 2 weeks of january? WTF. Did he slip up and mean February or more likely he is just so used to this marketing scam that he says it without even realizing the 15th was 10 days ago? Fuck this guy.

I think he said that the bill payment dates would take 2 months to move, so this should be the last time he can do this.
But I suspect that was a statement we were supposed to forget.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think he said that the bill payment dates would take 2 months to move, so this should be the last time he can do this.
But I suspect that was a statement we were supposed to forget.

I'm thankful he actually somehow has enough mental acuity to keep his mouth shut about specific bills and when they're actually due.

We've all already seen the amount of shit posting, just on KF, when people only think he's lying about his bills yet hold no direct proof. Can you actually imagine the bukkake of posts if he actually tried to falsely claim that a certain bill was due on a certain date and it was proven to be false?

Doesn’t seem suspicious at all... But it seems as if they’re trying to snatch up these handles just to burn them to the ground, whoever is doing it.

I'll stop your line of thought right there and point out that any vaguely popular domain, YT channel, Twitter, Twitch account (drgnkiller had 4000 followers before changing name I think?) will get at least a dozen slave children from China's Qing, Ming and/or Yuan provinces trying to plant a flag in any previously valuable account in comparison to any detractor would.

"Any abandoned username with even 12 followers is infinitely more likely to be claimed by a wayward AI bot than any actual detractor or any legitimate DSP fan."

You can feel free to stamp that quote on my gravestone once I die (hopefully soon) because DSP's "brand" is so completely worthless at this point that a Chinese spam bot would have infinitely more value in obtaining something like drgnkiller for the sole purpose of pushing porn links rather than what you might think any detractor might be able to obtain in getting the name.

 

[thebonesauce]

Video is witwix dabbling with something called Crowd Control. People pay with bits to have various things happen during a randomized game of LTTP. People kill and revive him immediately after, give him rupees he needs but like 20 short, etc.

With Phil’s paypigs AND detractors there’s usually one thing they have in common, and that is throwing around bits for attention. Could you imagine how much Dark could capitalize on stuff like this? Detractors would be totally willing to pay the 500 or whatever bits it costs to either kill Link or activates one hit KO. Paypigs would spend countless dollars on fairies and heart containers. It’s fucking goldmine for someone like DSP, and yet, he would never EVER take advantage of it. What a nudnik.

 

[Agentsmith]

The delusions of this fool are breath taking...

Joke story he told:

Stated that "worst case scenario" would be he is kidnaped and sent to the middle East and "ransomed" (actual word used) by ISIS - he wouldn't be able to stream as their cave internet would likely not be good...

Who would in reality consider paying for his release and return? His soon dying parents who have major health issues? Kat despite her old debts?

 

[PieceofShet]

Can we discuss this thing for a minute?

DID DSP JUST GOT CASHFISHED?

Got nothing... then right before difficulty selection, he got like 200 dollars to play hardcore. After that, nothing. Second stream, no participation.

 

[Adamska]

Can we discuss this thing for a minute?

DID DSP JUST GOT CASHFISHED?

Got nothing... then right before difficulty selection, he got like 200 dollars to play hardcore. After that, nothing. Second stream, no participation.

Honestly given his low-T status, I think money is the only way to even remotely get the Pig to do what you want. Even then, you have to deal with his ever shifting drives of ego, laziness, and cowardice, as well as his very pathetic toddler mentality as well, so it ain't usually worth it.

 

[Sphadilcastro]

Honestly given his low-T status, I think money is the only way to even remotely get the Pig to do what you want. Even then, you have to deal with his ever shifting drives of ego, laziness, and cowardice, as well as his very pathetic toddler mentality as well, so it ain't usually worth it.

Was the low t speculation confirmed?

 

[Adamska]

Was the low t speculation confirmed?

Nope, but I do enjoy using it given his difficulties with wanking and his hot flashes. It also perfectly explains Pigroach's utter insecurity over his manliness which he tries to peacock over with his trophy-girlfriend, his big boy job, his failed attempts at looking tough, as well as his snorting and honking.

 

[harbinger]

Nope, but I do enjoy using it given his difficulties with wanking and his hot flashes. It also perfectly explains Pigroach's utter insecurity over his manliness which he tries to peacock over with his trophy-girlfriend, his big boy job, his failed attempts at looking tough, as well as his snorting and honking.

Then there’s this...



Phil has bitch-tits, enormous, the way you think God’s as big.

 

[PieceofShet]

"TIHYDPs are dead, no one cares about them"

 

[BSV]

It's actually sort of true in a very depressing way. At least the source material have become really boring and predictable.

 

[Wing Zero]

It's actually sort of true in a very depressing way. At least the source material have become really boring and predictable.

It's a win-win for Phil - he gets to profit off of morons throwing money at him to tell him how to play a game, and that in turn makes him so boring to watch that not even good editing can salvage it.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Now that I think about it, I haven't watched too many TIHYDP's in the last year. I liked the PUBG ones. I thought this three part series for Marvel Infinite was great:

Trivia: the game flopped so fucking hard that Phil actually made it to the top 100 on PS4. It's not that Phil was just that good it was that there were so few people actually playing online that he made it.

Otherwise, the only other ones I enjoyed have been for the Game Grumps which really showcases how badly they've fallen since the Jon era.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

It's a win-win for Phil - he gets to profit off of morons throwing money at him to tell him how to play a game, and that in turn makes him so boring to watch that not even good editing can salvage it.

Yeah seems to be that the only good stuff comes from his pre-stream ranting about detractors but even that gets incredibly old since it just makes his pre-streams come off as a broken record. Fuck, even the cheers he gets are all about the detractors.

Phil mentioned he's trying to not rage as much anymore too so we won't be having much of montages of those moments.

 

[Draza]

It's a win-win for Phil - he gets to profit off of morons throwing money at him to tell him how to play a game, and that in turn makes him so boring to watch that not even good editing can salvage it.

Not really since this will lead him further astray into irreleavenacy as more people(including his "fans") will adbandon him for being boring and uninnovative nor will remember DSP in the future as we all grow up. I doubt that these morons will continue to donate daily income to a e-begger who won't changeat all and will continue beg for money for many years to come regardless of how much money they throw at him, also factoring in that they will also personal responsibilites as well to take care of (house,job,bills,etc.). He's pretty much living on borrow time as more people will just leave him for being boring and toxic.

 

[actually]

Phil mentioned he's trying to not rage as much anymore too so we won't be having much of montages of those moments.

He's been saying that for years now. He remember he's supposed to be #dspositive for a few days, then either throws a tantrum b/c of something or is baited into the tantrum by someone in chat.