Cursed Images

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It is the page after it kills a man with high pressure pee jet
Edit: Oh yeah, it also have flesh eating sperm.
Edit2: It uses the woman to 'wipe its butt' aka devour the lady with its anus, after it takes a big dump from cannibalized a man.
I don't even know what I just type up. The whole thing is messy, and quite hilarious.
 
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That haunted eBay painting: The Hands Resist Him.

(just Google it and see for yourself, it's seriously cursed I'm afraid to post it here.......yeah, I'm a pussy)
Fret not my nigga, I shall take the curse bullet for you
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If I don’t post in the next few days, kindly send a priest to my area. Any kind will do, just don’t send any Scientologist faggots.
 
Fret not my nigga, I shall take the curse bullet for you

If I don’t post in the next few days, kindly send a priest to my area. Any kind will do, just don’t send any Scientologist faggots.
What's supposed to be 'cursed' about it? Looks like a normal painting to me.*

Will a tribal shaman who worships the spirits of the cold and hungry dark work? He seems like a good guy who just needs a bit of work to get back on his feet.

*No seriously, what's the deal with it?
 
What's supposed to be 'cursed' about it? Looks like a normal painting to me.*

Will a tribal shaman who worships the spirits of the cold and hungry dark work? He seems like a good guy who just needs a bit of work to get back on his feet.

*No seriously, what's the deal with it?
Supposedly the piece itself is rumored to cause all kinds of fucked up shit to happen if you even look at it, and if you own it it’s almost guaranteed you’ll have all kinds of evil forces trying to bend you over a table. People have claimed that it can trigger chronic nightmares and general feelings of dread and terror if you look at it for too long. There’s actually quite a bit of interesting history pertaining to it if you’re into paranormal stuff.

And yes that would do just fine. As long as he ain’t trying to pray to xenu and asking for my credit card number so he can clear up my Thetans I’m totally cool with it. Actually I’d be cool if you sent Will Smith, just make damned sure it’s not that flaming loony manlet Tom Cruise.
 
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