Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

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And Claire is latin for clear and bright . We all know Claire was never either so what a total effing misnomer and oxymoron ( when bright is used to describe Claire Hartley ). In all fairness Gwen is way too damn stupid to know what either name meant . I see her reasoning Claire would be her little genius is hipster glasses and Lola would be a typical sassy Lolita esque teen. She even used an innapropriate quote from Lolita in reference to the girls or some motherly crap.
 
From Google:

"Lola is a female given name in German, Spanish and other language groups. It is a short form of the Spanish name Dolores, meaning "sorrows", taken from one of the titles of the Virgin Mary: Nuestra Señora de los Dolores, or Our Lady of Sorrows. Lola is also a short form of the unrelated German name Aloisia."

There couldn’t be a more fitting name for that twitching little puke fountain. well, unless there’s a name meaning “shit goblin” that I’m not aware of.

And Claire is latin for clear and bright . We all know Claire was never either so what a total effing misnomer and oxymoron ( when bright is used to describe Claire Hartley ). In all fairness Gwen is way too damn stupid to know what either name meant . I see her reasoning Claire would be her little genius is hipster glasses and Lola would be a typical sassy Lolita esque teen. She even used an innapropriate quote from Lolita in reference to the girls or some motherly crap.

Remember, Gwen didn’t know anything was wrong with Claire until she was born. It’s like God heard what name she’d chosen & said “Clear & bright, huh? Well, I’ll fix your wagon, Gwennie!”

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“Captivating grin” ?? Pretty sure Claire never once smiled of her own volition. Anything that could be misinterpreted as a genuine smile was more than likely seizure activity.

I see Gwen attributed Cal having a good game to Claire watching over them. I wonder what kinda pre-game pep talk Gwen gave the team, bc you know damn well she did. “Claire loved cheering you all on! I know how much she meant to you guys & it’s hard to go on without seeing her on the sideline, but she would want you to stay strong & keep playing. Go out there & win this game for Claire!!” ::Lola bleating as Gwen bounces her around::
 
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I see Gwen attributed Cal having a good game to Claire watching over them. I wonder what kinda pre-game pep talk Gwen gave the team, bc you know damn well she did. “Claire loved cheering you all on! I know how much she meant to you guys & it’s hard to go on without seeing her on the sideline, but she would want you to stay strong & keep playing. Go out there & win this game for Claire!!” ::Lola bleating as Gwen bounces her around::
I am setting Gwen's grieving mom stuff aside because I can't look past her treatment of Cal ,refusal to medicate the girls for pain and seizures , the sickening hate she spewed about suicide victims and people who self harm ,the way she exploited physical disability and other crap that is horrible . So she is such an asshole , as always ,with this post about Cal winning his game for or because of dead Claire . Even with a dead child Cal ( and his teammates) can't shine without Gwen taking all credit and giving it to the children that had no idea that Cal existed. Hell they didn't even know they existed but this will be Cal's new future. The child only capable of things because of a dead sibling and one that shouldn't exist . He is so screwed for life.

Cal will have all credit for his accomplishments given to Claire and Lola .When he impregnates any future wife Claire will have been there making it all possible . Cal will have to name his children after the girls,get further tats of their names , put them before his own family as long as Lola is still alive ,etc etc etc . I truly feel sorrow for him .

Gwen actually get asspats for psychological abuse and neglect of the young man . I personally believe she has abused him worse or in other ways and deeply resents him because he is a boy and a healthy one .
 
“Captivating grin” ?? Pretty sure Claire never once smiled of her own volition. Anything that could be misinterpreted as a genuine smile was more than likely seizure activity.
It reminds me of when Terri Schaivo's parents insisted she was smiling in a video clip when she was making the same blank expression in every clip. So it might not even be Gwen interpreting a seizure for a smile like with the "crying" videos but believing her usual expression (more like lack of expression) as Claire grinning all the time.
 
"Hold your cute hands with thumbs tucked inside..."

Haha yeah Gwen! Boy it sure was cute how her daughter had such extreme contractions in her joints that her thumbs were permanently bent inside her fists. Nothing more adorable than painful twisted limbs in a child who we can only hope wasn't aware of her agony, nosiree. (:_(
 
Oh, dear Godbear, here's a thought...

Since Cal isn't allowed a special day without Claire and Lola being in it, what are the odds that Gwennie is going to pressure him into getting married while Lola's still around so they can make her a flower girl and then force Cal to drag her down the aisle in a decorated wagon or some such shit?

Gwennie's not going to want Cal to marry a woman with a spine and Kerby seems like the type who wouldn't say shit if she had a mouthful of it so who wants to bet they're going to announce their engagement shortly after Cal finishes school?
 
We knew Gwen would do this though. She did it when Claire was “alive” and little has changed. Claire will be in every room and soon we’ll hear about how much Lola misses her. She’s believing her own photos-she caught Claire mid-seizure and it appeared to be a smile, so she thinks it’s real. How quickly they forget. Her twisted arms were never cute.

I’m not going to make assumptions about Kerby’s personality because she agreed to hold the potato in a photo. We’ve never heard a word from her. In fact, my assumptions are about the male tendency to find somebody similar to mom, and if that’s the case, Kerby may be more assertive than she looks. But we don’t know that either. Hopefully both she and Cal want to get the hell out of Kansas.

My guess is Cal is pretty conflicted about his mom. It’s normal that siblings of disabled kids are often resentful of their sibling and the attention they get, and then they feel guilty because they know it’s not the sibling’s fault. Gwen has really liked on. Now he has grief mixed with that guilt and resentment. Cal has had every birthday, every accomplishment somehow attributed to his sisters. He’ll probably never admit he hates and resents it but I’d be surprised if he doesn’t deep down.

We don’t know Cal so I’m not guessing what he’ll do. Or what he’s like. A lot of people in his situation become passive aggressive, so he’d use his grief as an excuse not to do what Gwen wants. Or maybe he’s under her thumb, who knows. Kerby may be cute, blonde and have held a potato on her prom night but that doesn’t mean she’ll get married just because Gwen wants Lola to be a flower girl.

I hope anyway.

But Gwen’s first post is very close to what we figured it’d be. Only poor Cal got dragged in. Dude can’t just be a good basketball player, his angel sister has to have lent her wings. :rolleyes:
 
I'm aware. And, since he's going to a junior college, it also means he should be graduating this spring, which means it's time to either get a job or transfer to a big-boy school where he can't get dragged home by Gwennie every time she wants to do a photo op with the taters (well, tater).

And, again, I reiterate: Graduation time is almost here, Cal. Run far, far away. Anyplace is better than with Gwennie.

Better watch out for Count Graduon.
 
Oh dear. You all are either :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: as fuck, or you haven't met a meek, white Good Ol' Evangelical Jeebus Girl. They do not think or act for themselves. They are mini Stepford Wives in training, and they're taught from day one that Family and Husband is everything they should strive to please. Doing things for yourself is vain and wicked and for harlots. They're taught that to breed is to serve God.

They'll never leave Kansas. She'll be knocked up as soon as the wedding is over, and she won't say shit to Gwen that isn't positive and cheerful.
 
I’m not going to make assumptions about Kerby’s personality because she agreed to hold the potato in a photo. We’ve never heard a word from her. In fact, my assumptions are about the male tendency to find somebody similar to mom, and if that’s the case, Kerby may be more assertive than she looks. But we don’t know that either. Hopefully both she and Cal want to get the hell out of Kansas.
Even though Kerby did more than hold a tater in a photograph (she was also part of the prep squad for this Halloween's photoshoot, to say nothing of the many other pics she's been in), I agree that we don't know much about her personality. However, she is a small-town Kansas girl and, in general, that means she's not going to be as liberated or progressive as a woman from a larger city. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she still bought into the whole "the male is the breadwinner, the little woman is the caregiver" mentality.

But ... we do have a pretty good picture of Gwennie's personality, and do you really think that Gwennie would want Cal dating a strong woman (one who might start giving him ideas that he doesn't need to spend every holiday with the taters and doesn't need to come a-runnin' every time Gwennie whistles)? Gwennie's already got Cal pretty well browbeat, so there's no way in hell she's going to just let some other girl waltz in and take Cal away from her control. No, the kind of woman Gwennie wants for Cal is a nice, pliable girl who will follow Cal's lead and, through him, allow Gwennie to remain in control.
 
Without the spud duo, Gwen is not at all unique. She's just a typical neurotic self absorbed housewife with no frame of reference outside of her own four walls. If that fitted the definition for a lolcow, then there are millions and millions of others out there who deserve a thread too.

The only thing interesting in this family is the pinheads. When they're gone, this story will be over. At this point it's a horserace to see if Barbara Chandler or Claire go belly up first. And when they go, I have a feeling both stories will be over. (for different reasons)
 
Without the spud duo, Gwen is not at all unique. She's just a typical neurotic self absorbed housewife with no frame of reference outside of her own four walls. If that fitted the definition for a lolcow, then there are millions and millions of others out there who deserve a thread too.

The only thing interesting in this family is the pinheads. When they're gone, this story will be over. At this point it's a horserace to see if Barbara Chandler or Claire go belly up first. And when they go, I have a feeling both stories will be over. (for different reasons)

Claire's already dead, you pinhead.
 
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