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Syaoran Li said:
I doubt that would work. Chris is notorious lazy and he has a very low sex drive nowadays. Ever since he fucked the hooker and trooned out, Chris has lost a lot of his interest in sex. Marvin and several others have pretty much confirmed this as a fact.

Nowadays, his only real goals for the Love Quest are to find someone to live with and mooch off of after Barb finally dies.
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It's not like he can screw anymore anyway, seeing as how he murdered his duck with the hormone pills and estrogel he's been eating
 
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Alpha Centauri said:
Do you think that if/when Chris goes to the doctor he asks to see a female physician because he'd be more 'comfortable'?
I would hate to be the GP who's expecting to see a woman for a typical case of an ovarian cyst or something, and then Chris comes lumbering in asking about the magic china in his taint.
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Doctors see the nastiest shit ever, yet I am sure it's still possible for them to be taken aback by such things as this.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Doctors see the nastiest shit ever, yet I am sure it's still possible for them to be taken aback by such things as this.
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They cannot do names or specifics, but they will discuss patients in a general manner. And this is one that would get brought up a lot. I know a few, and I have heard the mold under saggy middle aged women tits, weird as fuck anal insertions and crusty unwashed asses often enough, but an infected taint on a drugged out Slab City freakshow of a troon that has a magic vagina in his taint and babbles about Sonichu or cpu goddesses, oh man, we would never stop laughing. He is one of those select few that will be mentioned 20 years from now by that old nurse "That is the best you got? We had that one guy in here, let me tell you.."
 
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You know, looking back at the old comics, he was truly ahead of his time

He predated Mob Psycho's gimmick of depicting the main character's mental state through a percentage meter
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Francis Dollarhyde said:
They cannot do names or specifics, but they will discuss patients in a general manner. And this is one that would get brought up a lot. I know a few, and I have heard the mold under saggy middle aged women tits, weird as fuck anal insertions and crusty unwashed asses often enough, but an infected taint on a drugged out Slab City freakshow of a troon that has a magic vagina in his taint and babbles about Sonichu or cpu goddesses, oh man, we would never stop laughing. He is one of those select few that will be mentioned 20 years from now by that old nurse "That is the best you got? We had that one guy in here, let me tell you.."
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If Chris had a vagina, can you imagine the lack of hygiene? If he had periods? my God. There would be a constant infection and it would smell like a seafood freezer after a power outage.

It baffles me that any middle aged woman would neglect soaping under her boobs. I did hear of a woman who stated she went to the doctor for a "weird lump" and literally had a mushroom growing in her vagina. How the fuck!!!
 
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I'm legit curious as to why Chris hasn't let this "dimensional merge" and "mind-linking" thing slip yet to his psychiatrist/therapist. I have a hard time believing his autism would let him conceal that.

Also doesn't anyone in authority of him ever check his social media? Or are they and they can't do anything because he's not hurting anybody else?
 
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SpineySonichu said:
I'm legit curious as to why Chris hasn't let this "dimensional merge" and "mind-linking" thing slip yet to his psychiatrist/therapist. I have a hard time believing his autism would let him conceal that.

Also doesn't anyone in authority of him ever check his social media? Or are they and they can't do anything because he's not hurting anybody else?
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The dude got off an assault charge with that pepper spray thing, even though spraying it in a closed area like that potentially risked other victims of the spray. Nothing short of actually killing someone is going to land him in any long-lasting legal repercussions, and even then he'll still get off relatively well with an insanity plea
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
If Chris had a vagina, can you imagine the lack of hygiene? If he had periods? my God. There would be a constant infection and it would smell like a seafood freezer after a power outage.

It baffles me that any middle aged woman would neglect soaping under her boobs. I did hear of a woman who stated she went to the doctor for a "weird lump" and literally had a mushroom growing in her vagina. How the fuck!!!
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If Chris were born a real woman he'd have died long ago to toxic shock from never changing a tampon.
 
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Probably been answered before, but what specific mental illness does the merge delusion fall under?
 
ForgedBlades said:
Probably been answered before, but what specific mental illness does the merge delusion fall under?
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Usually it'd be normal to sweep it under the blanket of autism, but since that isn't a specific mental illness, I'd say schizophrenia would be the one you could pin the merge delusion under. I mean, Chris is probably not schizo, but, I feel like that's what his merge behavior can be like sometimes
 
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SpineySonichu said:
I'm legit curious as to why Chris hasn't let this "dimensional merge" and "mind-linking" thing slip yet to his psychiatrist/therapist. I have a hard time believing his autism would let him conceal that.

Also doesn't anyone in authority of him ever check his social media? Or are they and they can't do anything because he's not hurting anybody else?
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He mentioned a short while ago (just before the new year, perhaps? It's in a thread somewhere) that he told his therapist about his special powers and about the merge, and that upon hearing this she was 'flabbergasted'. Undoubtedly she was, but not for the reasons Chris thought.

All we have to go on is what Chris tells us, which isn't going to be the most accurate assessment of how his therapy is going. Once the court-ordered therapy is done who knows what will happen. You'd hope they'd want to keep an eye on him and would at least offer more therapy sessions as he's obviously not a well bunny. Whether Chris would attend therapy if it's not court ordered is debatable though, and the mental health system probably has worse cases to spend its limited budget on, sadly.
 
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Tikbalang said:
When "Cryzel" was tortured, why didn't Chris call 911? Or it's just a simple pretend.
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He acted completely disinterested when he was supposedly convinced that his wife was in mortal peril- IIRC he went offline to go to bed when she was mid-torture, after a few non-commital "Oh no please don't" comments.

This current Twitter chimp-out is how Chris acts when he's really concerned about something- he spergs out 24/7 and is fucking incapable of letting it go. That stuff with the Ideafags was just fantasy roleplaying, and everyone involved 100% understood that, including Chris.

ForgedBlades said:
Probably been answered before, but what specific mental illness does the merge delusion fall under?
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It's a time-killing, ego-boosting daydream to distract him from him pathetic, dismal reality- not a real mental illness.

(He does legitimately have a super-mega-turbo case of common garden autism, of course, which makes people get overly-invested in fantasy. But it doesn't make them see cartoon hedgehogs, or believe they're hanging with the crew in pony-land.)

Chris is more attention-seeking and socially dysfunctional than he is properly, clinically mentally ill. He's completely batshit insane, but only in the colloquial sense.
 
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parody CWC outing null for being pakichu lmfao
my entire twitter feed is swarmed with fakechu's trolling eachother in hope of catching some Chris Clout
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CWCissey said:
Pakichu?

God we're scraping the barrel here. Especially as Pakichu is speaking Arabic when he should really be speaking Urdu.
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I was curious so translated it:

[Pakishu@Real_Pakichu4]:you are ween @chanparody

[Chris Chan Sonichu (Parody)@ChanParody] please fuck off back to Kiwifarms, I know it's you Null.

[Pakishu@Real_Pakichu4]:How dare you betray God like this gay

[Chris Chan Sonichu (Parody)@ChanParody]:I'm gonna call the FBI and tell them you're an ISIS member if you don't stop.

[Pakishu@Real_Pakichu4]:I have a Pokemon army jihad will personally kill your Sonichu gay

[Chris Chan Sonichu (Parody)@ChanParody]:I don’t speak 9/11

[Pakishu@Real_Pakichu4]:At least I do not speak gays

[Chris Chan Sonichu (Parody)@ChanParody] @ realDonaldTrump You know what to do.

[Pakishu@Real_Pakichu4] Donald Trump will never help a gay Democrat

[Chris Chan Sonichu (Parody)@ChanParody]:Now you’ve done it, the navy seals are closing in.

[Pakishu@Real_Pakichu4]:If Pakistan is invaded, where I live, we are allied with the United States and China, which destroys your idea. Learn more about international politics than your entire family generation, so I rethink the western gay thing.
 
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