Chris Whiteman / @spawzfolf / SheerSnowLeopard & "Benjamin" March / LovelyDeer118 / PurpleDeerNerd - Pedophile Hated by all Canadian Furries; and the Underage FtM He's Taking Adventage Of.

[Real Mayonnaise]

It is legitimately surprising to me that this guy is 25 years old. His communication style is like that of a middle schooler and he himself looks like a minor.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

YOU ARE A FUCK, JOSHUA CONNER MOON

Does this audio sample come from the lolcow of this thread or is it from another lolcow?

 

[Jack Awful]

"MAP"?
Jesus, the pedos ARE trying to use identity politics to become legitimate!
The slippery slope is real!

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

Lol. These posts sicken me. You guys are just such a wonderful Dox. Rest assured, the police are aware of this shit post. Null is a terrorist piece of shit with 0 life, he'd rather dox someone who he didn't even talk to before calling a exceptional faggot. Like, I'm totally the runner of @TorontoFurs on Telegram xD No one will EVER know that Also, refrain from deleting these posts. I look forward to the replies. Have fun with your pedo loser of a site runner.
You do also realize, that searching my name reveals little about me. Do you guys not pay attention to the shit you're attempting to dox? xD

XD So? I have a boyfriend that I genuinely love. Hold your loved ones close. xD I do. But it's because this is such a wonderful website filled with such wonderful people. god damn. WHERE HAVE YOU ALL BEEN?! It's like my eyes have been opened and I didn't actually go to the police today or something xD

Lmaoooooo get a load of this slag hag
Hey Chris, which one of you is the top? I'd really like to know (:3333333333333333333333333333333333)

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

I like how he uses pedo as a pejorative towards null when there’s solid undeniable evidence that he is one himself.

"MAP"?
Jesus, the pedos ARE trying to use identity politics to become legitimate!
The slippery slope is real!

Worse than that, there’s a ‘nomap’ variant. Instead of being a ‘I can’t stand these fucking pedos’ negation it means ‘non offending minor attracted person’. So yeah. This dude is labeling himself as offending by their own terminology.

 

[c-no]

Does this audio sample come from the lolcow of this thread or is it from another lolcow?

Assuming it's from the lolcow of this thread, it's ironic hearing the line "rot in a jail cell", considering those words come from a guy trying to pass himself off as a "minor-attracted person" to skirt around being called a pedophile.

"MAP"?
Jesus, the pedos ARE trying to use identity politics to become legitimate!
The slippery slope is real!

Gotta find a way to make to not be associated with a certain word and what better way than to make up some terminology in hopes of making people not think it's a pedophile trying to shield themselves.

 

[Ryker]

Reads thread...

Interesting....

A pedo and a wannabe animal abuser.

I have some advice for you, Chris; advice given in a kind and friendly way:

Fuck off and neck yourself whilst you're doing it.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This is actually, I think, the first time someone without a thread made a complaint and subsequently received a thread.

2nd time. First time was our good friend Vicky "Shingles" Shingleton the crazy goth tattoo artist chick who sent legal threats to you because she thought lolcow LLC owned lolcow farm, where she actually did have a thread. That then led to me making her an actual official thread here.

edit: she was also canadian.

 

[KookiesNKreem]

Here's some handy pro tips: if you want to make a serious complaint to the FBI, you might not want to do it on Twitter from the same account that talks about being a fan of zoophilia and pedophilia. Probably not a good idea to use your furry RP emoticons like '^^' in the request either.

But seriously, what are the FBI gonna do for him anyways? As far as I know, even if they were to do anything he'd have to be an American citizen or else it's none of their damn business.

(EDIT: Between this guy, OPL and Clawshrimpy, I think we've discovered the holy Trinity of autistic people named Chris.)

 

[AnOminous]

But seriously, what are the FBI gonna do for him anyways?

Put him on a watchlist so if he ever crosses the border, all his shit gets searched, and if they find anything, he gets to do hard time in an American prison.

 

[KookiesNKreem]

Put him on a watchlist so if he ever crosses the border, all his shit gets searched, and if they find anything, he gets to do hard time in an American prison.

He'd never bother to try crossing it in the first place. As we all know Murica is hitler. Were just a bunch of Nazis who don't support his human rights to act like a faggot in public and molest dogs.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Hello I’m here to meet the dox and see him get furious at all us doxes as we dox him.

Also ffs Canada, get your goddamn shite together.

 

[usernames can change now!]

2nd time. First time was our good friend Vicky "Shingles" Shingleton the crazy goth tattoo artist chick who sent legal threats to you because she thought lolcow LLC owned lolcow farm, where she actually did have a thread. That then led to me making her an actual official thread here.

edit: she was also canadian.

Honorable mention to Shrimpy for, while not sending lolsuits, chimping out over his own "obscure laughingstock" post and subsequently becoming a continous font of cry with his own real thread

 

[️ronic]

Does this audio sample come from the lolcow of this thread or is it from another lolcow?

It's Tommy Tooter obviously.

/sneed

 

[MasterDisaster]

The Police have already acknowledged I have a valid case. Also, don't give a damn

You should ask @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg how well their valid case against detractors has gone. It's what, 22 years and counting?

It's a HE, and HE moved the fuck away from his ab-- Oh, almost spoiled the secret :3

"Teehee I almost 'accidentally' typed out a secret OwO how did that happen :3c"
Go fuck yourself.

Really? As if he hasn't had enough hardship. Jesus christ, this site is full of do-gooders. :3

Keep it up and you'll get to experience it for yourself.

Chances are his furry friends are going to dox him.

If there's anything furries absolutely love it's drama.

 

[Dangerhair]

Section 1 of the Charter would protect the Farms (if it were hosted in Canada) much as the 1st Amendment does. That, and "we're looking into it" is what the police will tell the kind of idiots who call because someone was mean to them on the Internet.

As for his diddling, unfortunately, it's only illegal if you get caught.

 

[KobaCuppa]

@Anyone_But_Me Nigga, please start cutting your own dick off instead of insisting your arguably visually handicapped 'partner' to try and grow their own. If you're gonna make it a coin toss for suicide, let it be your own, at the very least you'll know you're making the world a safer place.

 

[HG 400]

This is actually, I think, the first time someone without a thread made a complaint and subsequently received a thread.

2nd time. First time was our good friend Vicky "Shingles" Shingleton the crazy goth tattoo artist chick who sent legal threats to you because she thought lolcow LLC owned lolcow farm, where she actually did have a thread. That then led to me making her an actual official thread here.

Fourth time, Greta Martela and Nina Chaubal.

edit ; Sixth time, Melinda Leigh Scott and Marshall Castersen.

 

[GH 356]

I feel like the layers of bullshit going on with this guy grooming this poor kid are really sad. Without knowing much about her situation and knowing how hormonal and angsty the standard Trans Teen™ is, this kid was groomed by this grown-ass self-admitted pedophile, likely left home when coming out didn't go too well, and is now in the hands of a predator almost a decade older than her.

Surely there's some legal recourse to be had there? I'm not familiar with Canadian law, but fucking hell.

 

[gay cowboy]

Tweet where Chris Whiteman reveals he is a pedophile.
https://archive.li/k476T

Tweet where Chris Whiteman reveals he is a zoophile. He also seems to be admitting he's had sex with dogs.
https://archive.li/rrOvA

Boy do I miss when pedophiles were ashamed of themselves. Now they scream and cry on twitter about fucking dogs and diddling kids and how we all need to love and accept them for it. Tolerance was a mistake.