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Phil in his pre-stream complaining about some gay-ops going on that there was some planned bombardment of shitheads in his chat just saying negative stuff about the game. He's mad that it might turn others away from his long playthrough of a game.
But wasn't he shitting on the game itself since the beginning?

Apparently, these 'shitheads' planned to tank Phil's day 1 views, so that, because this was a long game, they would stay low the who time he plays it. The shitheads are no longer allowed to be in there.

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To add some merit to the existence of my post, I would point out that I haven't seen anything here and I was watching Tevin's restream and nothing was said about doing this.

Sounds like an attempt to harness the natural asshattery of his everyday chat to excuse low performance and/or garner pitybux.
 
I guess the gay ops were so public that Phil was able to get wind of it. But still hidden well enough that there is no one publically stating to do this (except for maybe one of the few autists on twitter.) Phil using that valedictorian knowledge to spot something that didn't even take place.
 
Yeah he’s talking out his ass, he had almost 600 viewers at the start of the stream and proceeded to mock the game relentlessly for a solid 30 minutes at least(I clocked out)

He tanked his own views, anyone tuning into a stream to watch this game isn’t looking for a fat old man to mock it endlessly.

Seriously that opening music video was just gross, I haven’t seen him act like that big of a toddler in some time, over listening to a song
 
Yeah he’s talking out his ass, he had almost 600 viewers at the start of the stream and proceeded to mock the game relentlessly for a solid 30 minutes at least(I clocked out)

He tanked his own views, anyone tuning into a stream to watch this game isn’t looking for a fat old man to mock it endlessly.

Seriously that opening music video was just gross, I haven’t seen him act like that big of a toddler in some time, over listening to a song
Bingo. He set an example for the rest of his stream by being a complete fucking dork. He green light the whole thing and it set a chain reaction that he had to have a scapegoat.
This was all his doing and so he had point fingers. Not his fault dood.
 
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Bingo. He set an example for the rest of his stream by being a complete fucking dork. He green light the whole thing and it set a chain reaction that he had to have a scapegoat.
This was all his doing and so he had point fingers. Not his fault dood.
And the sad thing was at the beginning I only noticed swagginz being toxic towards the game, most of his chat was saying the song was good or calling out how ridiculous he was acting. I’m gonna assume he ignored chat and continued to shit on the game until they all joined in
 
He was shitting on Hercules earlier. But now he's going autistic over the Ratatouille rat. So as usual, Phil's 'tism for small mammals flares up, as well as the premise that if he likes something, it must be good. If he doesn't like it, it is irrelevant, nobody talks about it anymore and it sucks (Hercules). He is the center of his universe and nobody exists beyond.

This was all his doing and so he pointed fingers.
Yeah, he has used this suspect claim of coordinated detractor attacks a couple of times after things have gone sour in his chat and I have yet to have seen any evidence. The reality is likely that he and his regulars were the ones that drove off the normies that popped in, which is why the view count suspiciously dropped down to exactly his norm. This also lets him continue to avoid the elephant in the room that is his chief mod. Swagginz is the worst culprit.

Sidenote: He just sang a few bars of that Lazytown song "It's a Picece of Cake to Bake a Pretty Cake". Now, I point this out because Phil is brain dead when it comes to a lot of pop culture references and memes. He's way to old to have watched Lazytown and I can't see him watching the Lil Jon remix to the point that it would just spring to mind. So why does he know THAT one? Ponder that for a while...

EDIT: We got a water bottle crush. Right into the mic. My theory is either scrapped, or I'm thinking Phil caught up on the thread. He did not make a production of it despite the fact that he is going full muppet mode.
 
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Wasn't Ms. Waggins the one who shit the most on KH3?

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[2019-01-29 18:31:32 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: So... I watched an hour of gameplay.
[2019-01-29 18:31:41 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: this game is overhyped
[2019-01-29 18:31:44 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: don't @ me

[2019-01-29 18:32:29 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: normal is for the toddlers at disney land
[2019-01-29 18:32:42 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: and proud mode is for the adults who go to disneyland alone

[2019-01-29 18:40:14 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: fuck me it's double streams of this game

[2019-01-29 22:41:01 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: this game makes me want to jump off a building and live just so I can do it again and then die

[2019-01-29 22:55:53 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: fucking movie game
[2019-01-29 22:55:55 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: sucks
[2019-01-29 22:56:24 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: @MrPapaveraceae I want Minecraft
[2019-01-29 22:56:42 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: so is this a game or a movie?
[2019-01-29 22:57:35 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: dspSleeper
 
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Sidenote: He just sang a few bars of that Lazytown song "It's a Picece of Cake to Bake a Pretty Cake". Now, I point this out because Phil is brain dead when it comes to a lot of pop culture references and memes. He's way to old to have watched Lazytown and I can't see him watching the Lil Jon remix to the point that it would just spring to mind. So why does he know THAT one? Ponder that for a while...

That Phil might've lurked the chans when Pink Fit Loli was the hot thing wouldn't surprise me terribly. That or Lazytown has reached sufficient normie penetration that it finally blipped on his radar. Or maybe Kat exposed him to it; she's enough of a sperg to know more about memes than him.
 
That Phil might've lurked the chans when Pink Fit Loli was the hot thing wouldn't surprise me terribly.
Yeah, good point. That would fit his MO. He used to be deep into the memes, but now associates that with his shithead past. So in this bright future of shade wearing, he shits on memes as hard as possible to establish that he is an adult and not, in fact, still a shithead.
 
idenote: He just sang a few bars of that Lazytown song "It's a Picece of Cake to Bake a Pretty Cake". Now, I point this out because Phil is brain dead when it comes to a lot of pop culture references and memes. He's way to old to have watched Lazytown and I can't see him watching the Lil Jon remix to the point that it would just spring to mind. So why does he know THAT one? Ponder that for a while...
can't wait for him to sing something from "we are number one" in 2025
 
flattestsoup is in chat literally telling Phil where to find things based on a goddamn guide. Phil has attained a new level of lazy--he doesn't even have to pull up the guide on his phone any more.
My favourite was when the characters said there was a Mickey symbol nearby. Phil swung the camera around once while repeating "Where?" several times, then immediately looked at the chat. At least feign a sweep of the area, Phil. Come on now.

As to what the point of this even is, I don't know. I guess people in chat get to control someone for 50 cents and Phil doesn't have to experience effort or failure and gets some spare change for the infinite bills. Nobody external to these things could possibly get any value out of this.
 
What’s the point of even playing anymore at that point????

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[2019-01-30 04:29:03 UTC] flattestsoup: Phil there's a mickey on the garage roof
[2019-01-30 04:33:01 UTC] flattestsoup: On the garage roof
[2019-01-30 04:33:39 UTC] flattestsoup: That's what the guide said
[2019-01-30 04:34:18 UTC] flattestsoup: far right corner of the roof it sais
[2019-01-30 04:36:51 UTC] flattestsoup: There's supposed to be another mickey at the front door. look for his head made out of leaves
[2019-01-30 04:46:29 UTC] flattestsoup: Mickey behind the checkout counter to the right of the entrance near the cash register.

As to what the point of this even is, I don't know. I guess people in chat get to control someone for 50 cents and Phil doesn't have to experience effort or failure and gets some spare change for the infinite bills. Nobody external to these things could possibly get any value out of this.

He's not even cheering to do it. But chat is so slow tonight that Phil just stares at it until he reads the message.
 
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