Lovequest 4-Dec-2014 - Chris repierces his taint

[That's Our Lolcow]

chris is gonna die of a taint piercing at age 33 and there's nothing i can do about it

 

[Renraku]

Mi....migrating?!

 

[NegaCWC]

Considering that this is Chris we're talking about, I'm not sure if we should take him at his word regarding the metal from which the piercing was made. It might be that Chris is just exaggerating/being mistaken and that the piercing is merely gold-colored rather than actually made of gold. Than again I wouldn't be surprised if Chris were to actually spend money on an actual gold piercing while incuring more and more debts.

Seeing all the hearts emoticons and the general tone of the SMS, it seems as if Chris is giving you the Megan/Wallflower treatment and is hoping that your will upgrade you relationship status with him.

 

[hm yeah]

well, he'll stomp on legos, shave with absolutely nothing but a razor, and soooo yeah idk

i don't understand this guy.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

I would like to think that the previous piercing getting infected would scare him. Obviously not. Also, I can only imagine how painful that repiercing is going to be. If the skin is still infected, it's going to hurt like a bitch.

 

[Poor Choices]

GODDAMNIT CHRISTINE

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Gold is not very allergenic, so some people choose it for piercings over cheaper stainless steel. Titanium is even less allergenic, though.

This makes me sad.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Personally? I just hope we don't get another image of the piercing

AUGH NO

 

[Null]

From @Thetan

So........... Chris is still texting Renee. I can't fucking believe that he got himself re-pierced. You'd think that last little scare would have taught him something.

Also, the new piercing jewelry is apparently gold, so I'm guessing that it was considerably more expensive.

Given this latest development, I'm tempted to break my new "prime directive" and intervene. Failing that, I may try and get a hold of Catherine (if she's still in the picture) and see if she can talk some sense into him.

This is just soooooooo...

(Blanks spots are where I edited out Chris's phone number.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I just want to know who the fuck would do all this to him

 

[Watcher]

So he narrowly missed getting a fatal disease from infection, and then risks it again

 

[SilentObserver]

Alright so I haven't been on here in a few weeks. Final exams and whatnot...

Anyway, what the hell is the backstory to his previous piercing migrating!?

 

[Zim]

Wow. Gold. Talk about a life upgrade!

His priorities once again are totally borked.

 

[Uzumaki]

Mi....migrating?!

That stood out to me too. Where is his taint piercing going?

 

[Xarpho]

I'd bet it's not real gold, no more so than gold colored sink and bathroom fixtures popular in the 1990s.

 

[Fredegunde]

If he really wanted his un-clit to be made of an illustrious metal, why not crystal?

 

[Null]

That stood out to me too. Where is his taint piercing going?

South for the winter.

 

[Male Idiot]

Did his tugboat level up into a mighty tanker so that he can afford gold? Or maybe it is just gold coloured steel, and Chris can't tell the difference(no surprise there) .

Still, this is the beginning of a new infection saga. I wonder if he went to another piercer, or the same one.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Well if I was stuck to that area of Chris' body, I'd sure as fuck migrate as well.

 

[Konstantinos]

I would ask what he means by "migrating," but I think Judge Holden should be nearby first.