Lovequest 4-Dec-2014 - Chris repierces his taint

[Kosher Dill]

When he dies, which name goes on the tombstone?

"HERE LIES CWC" on the main tombstone, "HERE LIES THE TAINT PIERCING" on the secondary tombstone that seems to migrate a few inches further away every year.

 

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I think the big question is who's going to show up to Chris' funeral. I don't think Barb (if she actually does outlive him) would appreciate a bunch of trolls showing up for some some extra schadenfreude.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

When he dies, which name goes on the tombstone?

Oh god, what if he gets cremated and his urn becomes another item in the hoard?

But seriously, I'm.. I'm sure he'll be fine.

 

[Datiko]

I don't know why, but my body hates gold.

Any kind, any carat, it makes me break out and swell up whenever it's at. I had to paint the inside of my wedding ring (10K) with two coats of clear fingernail polish before I could bear to wear it. And yes, before you ask, I've tried wearing "real" gold jewelry. My dad had a gold "nugget" ring that was basically just a lump of 28K gold someone had taken a 7/8" drill bit to. I wore it half a day before I had to remove it, rather painfully, with some Vaseline and a pair of vice-grips.

The idea of a fucking gold taint-piercing makes me feel like my god-damn skin is trying to crawl off my body.

Well 10K is less than half gold and 28k would be 116% gold so that may explain your reaction .

I think this is just some gold colored metal. The value of the gold itself wouldn't be much for an object the size of his last piercing but the workmanship and markup would put its cost to well over 100$ before paying. No matter the metal its funny that he is in so much financial trouble but still finds ways to enjoy the finer things in life.

I can't wait for the credit train to run out of coal so the story can finally move forward. For some reason this episode feels like a repeat.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

When he dies, which name goes on the tombstone?

Christine Christian Christopher "Kaka Apple Ricardo" Weston Chandler


At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he picked up the ol' Swingline and put a dozen or so staples in "just to make sure it stays".

 

[Meowthkip]

You'd think the migration and the infection would be GodBear's way of telling Chris this piercing was a horrible idea.

But noooo, Chris spits in the eye of GodBear and defies His divine will yet again, all for the sake of barely simulating a china.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Well 10K is less than half gold and 28k would be 116% gold so that may explain your reaction .

Derp. Sorry, I'm tired. Edited n' fixed. Thanks

 

[Fredegunde]

CAPTAIN NULL!
COMMANDER KATSU!
PERMISSON TO COLLECTIVELY LOSE OUR SHIT AGAIN REQUESTED!

Can someone write a comic book about the heroic adventures of Captain Null and Commander Katsu as they journey bravely to find Christine and yank out her infected taint piercing?

 

[Holdek]

You go, Chris!

 

[Varkhan Sol]

I think the big question is who's going to show up to Chris' funeral. I don't think Barb (if she actually does outlive him) would appreciate a bunch of trolls showing up for some some extra schadenfreude.

There would be weens regardless. It's Chris. There's no stopping them.

 

[GS 281]

Oh god, what if he gets cremated and his urn becomes another item in the hoard?

But seriously, I'm.. I'm sure he'll be fine.

I don't think he has to be cremated to become another item in the hoard... Whoever dies first of Charb is going to be a cuddle buddy for years to come.

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

I've seen some replies directed at Null and just wanted to point out it was Thetan who was sent these texts. She's the one talking about breaking her directive and intervening, not Null. He just reposted it for her. Not that it matters at this point who Chris told, if the fact that the last one tried to tear itself out of his body and gave him an infection wasn't enough to stop him from going back, I doubt anybody here could change his mind now.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

"Let's pray that in a month, this one does not go migrating either."

Yeah, um, don't, uh, don't pray for that.

 

[kobebyarlant]

How can a just god allow something like this to continue?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

What is the practical solution to this? Telling Barb? Would she care?

 

[Slowboat to China]

As if millions of voices cried out "Oh God dammit, Chris!" and were suddenly silenced ...

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

How can a just god allow something like this to continue?

You're assuming "God" is a kind person with goals that are aligned with ours.

Shit, swans, and sapphires. It all comes from the same source.

 

[kobebyarlant]

You're assuming "God" is a kind person with goals that are aligned with ours.

Shit, swans, and sapphires. It all comes from the same source.

Clyde Cash confirmed for being the Bear Conductor.

 

[Mechanism Eight]

At this point Chris isn't even amusing any more, his/her decision is that unforgivably stupid.

I mean, there's bad decisions, and then there's digging your own grave.

 

[Holdek]

What is the practical solution to this? Telling Barb? Would she care?

He's already been told off of this once, I thought. At some point you just have to let stupid do as as stupid is, come what may.