Horrorcow Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation - A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy

[cactus]

Great mothering, there, to take time to tell the world about your kid's pee color before he goes in for care. What does this idiot think Urgent Care can do for a kid withdrawng from powerful mindmelting drugs? Urgent care is for routine symptoms, as soon as there's a complication you're sent to the ER. Bodhi's medical state constitutes complications upon complications, urgent care won't touch this. Just another place for immunocompromised, possibly kidney-infected Bodhi to pick up germs in a waiting room.

They might test for a UTI and prescribe some antibiotics if the results are positive, but that's about it.

 

[multiverse]

Blood in urine


Maybe it's pink because all he ate was pink fruit snacks and electric orange cheetos, Susan, ever think of that?

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[throwingmuses1]

Blood in urine can also be kidney injury from diphenhydramine (Benadryl). Just saying because with Susan you never fucking know.

 

[multiverse]

Great mothering, there, to take time to tell the world about your kid's pee color before he goes in for care. What does this idiot think Urgent Care can do for a kid withdrawng from powerful mindmelting drugs? Urgent care is for routine symptoms, as soon as there's a complication you're sent to the ER. Bodhi's medical state constitutes complications upon complications, urgent care won't touch this. Just another place for immunocompromised, possibly kidney-infected Bodhi to pick up germs in a waiting room.

Susan is scared of the ER now, which used to be her favorite place. The ER will call child services once they see his med list and his mental state. The urgent care allowed her to walk away from burning Jani in the shower with no exam and a month of extra thorazine. I dont doubt she's hoping to strike gold twice with the meds. Let's hope the new psychiatrist has notes on his record that Bodhi is supposed to be on a med wash.

 

[Mr Whisper]

I really hope that Michael is watching all of this.

Susan can “document it all”. But so can Michael. I know its been said that he IS documenting... but I really hope its fairly well organized and thorough. Bodhi needs someone to do that for him.

I just really hope that all of this isnt going completely unchallenged by the adults in Bodhis life. Someone besides Susan needs to be watching and hopefully more objectively reporting. We have the new psychiatrist and then of course all of the people who have saved parts on here... but Michael needs to step up. Maybe demand a video call... so he can spot visible symptoms even if Bodhi doesnt take...make a journal... and then send it to that psychiatrist for the next aappointment so that all the information that the psychiatrist gets isnt just distorted through Susan.

Anyways. Just a suggestion. Again maybe a little optimistic.

 

[Lord of Blue Pot Flies]

Captures from last hour

 

[Graphene]

Baconater fries and limeade to drink. If a kid is drinking little why not get them gatorade? pedialyte? Though I guess limeade is better than nothing.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

A baconator. For a little kid.

I saw an ad for this: they're giving them away free if you order from Doordash this week. Math-impaired Susan probably did it because it was such a great deal. Except the Doordash fees and tips add up to way more than the cost of one stupid burger, so it's more expensive than going out and getting it yourself.

I can't believe they've offered the kid a bacon cheeseburger, fries, cheetos, limeade, fruit snacks, a banana, and popcorn as his food. All over America, there are people who would be thrilled to have as much disposable income as Susan does to spend on food, and as much time at home as she has to prepare it. She wastes it on burgers slathered in cheese and mayo, to give her pre-diabetic son. Jesus wept.

 

[HyggeandHof]

Great mothering, there, to take time to tell the world about your kid's pee color before he goes in for care. What does this idiot think Urgent Care can do for a kid withdrawng from powerful mindmelting drugs? Urgent care is for routine symptoms, as soon as there's a complication you're sent to the ER. Bodhi's medical state constitutes complications upon complications, urgent care won't touch this. Just another place for immunocompromised, possibly kidney-infected Bodhi to pick up germs in a waiting room.

The Urgent Care staff will very likely remember Susan and her kids, this being the third visit in such a short-time frame. The doctor may be three different providers (ususally working urgent cares is their part time gig) and may be fooled by her games. But she'll be remembered by a nurse or the front desk staff. The crazy oozing from her being, plus her two disabled kids, makes the Schofield-Cobanas memorable. They'll tell the doctor Susie's deal, and in my experience, the physicians really trust their staff members. The doc may also read one of Bodhi's previous charts, where he/she'll find thinly veiled documentation stating "patient's mother is nuts--tread carefully."

Something like: Nonverbal patient [aka Bodhi] with developmental delays is accompanied by mother, who provided patient's past medical history. Patient's mother visibly distressed and verbally lashing out at staff when patient's medications were discontinued.

My prediction: they'll do a urinalysis, which will take 4-5 hours since Bodhi will not be able to pee on command. The staff will be annoyed she's taking up a room for so long and makes EVERYTHING such a big production. They'll smile to hide their distain and mild amusement as Susan hands them Bodhi's cup of pee to dip. It'll turn up negative, and Susan will be disappointed it's not the medical emergency she hoped for. When they *finally* leave all the staff will say a prayer she doesn't become even more of a regular.

The doctor will send the urine to the lab for cultures, knowing full well nothing will grow, just to be prudent (since Susan is clearly cray). They'll call Susan in 2 days when the cultures come back normal, and the nurses will bicker over who gets stuck calling her back.

**Bodhi's pee is probably pink because Benadryl has red dye in it...**

[QUOTE="Mr Whisper, post: 4269797, member: 32229"]Susan can “document it all”. But so can Michael. I know its been said that he IS documenting... but I really hope its fairly well organized and thorough.[/QUOTE]

A third party is making a paper trail too. The physicians at Kaiser's ED, urgent cares, and psychiatry offices (assuming the most recent visit was through Kaiser which I don't think was ever determined...?). Rivzi seemed like a lazy POS, so I expect his charting reflects this, and is poor quality. But damn I'd love to read what the most recent psychiatrist felt was worth documenting post-encounter.

Edit(s):Always think of more I'd like to add after my initial posts...

 

[Muttnik]

Bodhi appears to be okay, though it's Susan talking here so take it with a grain of salt.

Jani shouldn't NEED to help you with anything, Susan. It should have never have gotten to this point. What a witch.

 

[lameandgay2]

If the red dye has in fact caused this pink tinge to his pee, with the amount of Benadryl Susan has fed to him over the years, she would know that. She's getting crazier. Looks to me like she just wanted a little attention seeking outing with her favorite annoyance this month. Wonder when Jani's gonna come back into fashion

 

[Barbarella]

They way she runs off to urgent care for something as minor as a pink tinge in urine should flag her as a possible munchie, barring all the other stuff.

You can see why a mother of a newborn might be freaked out or uncertain, but by the time you’ve been parenting for 16 years, you make the connection between a kid eating red stuff all day and slightly pink urine and would wait to see if it continues or darkens. If the kid isn’t complaining about pain, if there is no fever, all parents would wait. Everybody knows how awful those places are, how long you wait, how uncomfortable the chairs are, how a TV is always blaring and people coughing. Most people avoid it at all costs.

Not our Susie. She has to create a hysterical situation. I wonder if she rushes him in, and dramatically screams at the staff that the doctor has to see her kid NOW, don’t you understand, his urine is pink. He needs clozeril!!!

 

[HyggeandHof]

If the red dye has in fact caused this pink tinge to his pee, with the amount of Benadryl Susan has fed to him over the years, she would know that. She's getting crazier. Looks to me like she just wanted a little attention seeking outing with her favorite annoyance this month. Wonder when Jani's gonna come back into fashion

Exactly. She wanted attention. As you point out, she might've known the reason for the pink urine too (aka Benadryl) but went to the UC anyway, just to make Bodhi more miserable, get herself some attention, and demonstrate to DCFS how attentive she is to Bodhi's health issues (vomit). Susan knows more than the doctors anyway--she probably did know it was the massive doses of Benadryl. That just didn't stop her.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

They way she runs off to urgent care for something as minor as a pink tinge in urine should flag her as a possible munchie, barring all the other stuff.

You can see why a mother of a newborn might be freaked out or uncertain, but by the time you’ve been parenting for 16 years, you make the connection between a kid eating red stuff all day and slightly pink urine and would wait to see if it continues or darkens. If the kid isn’t complaining about pain, if there is no fever, all parents would wait. Everybody knows how awful those places are, how long you wait, how uncomfortable the chairs are, how a TV is always blaring and people coughing. Most people avoid it at all costs.

Not our Susie. She has to create a hysterical situation. I wonder if she rushes him in, and dramatically screams at the staff that the doctor has to see her kid NOW, don’t you understand, his urine is pink. He needs clozeril!!!

Going to urgent care or hospitals gets Susan out of the house and attention from other people which is what it's all about. She doesn't give a shit about Bodhi and only cares about the color of his pee in her search of drama or content for her definitely going to happen major documentary film.

It's actually a problem with white trash, due to having medicare or basically govt provided healthcare that makes such visits 100% free they use it as entertainment and to get out of their hovels. I mean look where Susan lives. She takes every opportunity possible to get out of that mess and I'm sure the kids are happy to go along with it to get out too. I doubt Bodhi even had a "tinge" of pink to his piss, I'm sure that was Susan's munchie colored glasses seeing it. Even if he did have discoloration to his piss there was no reason to go to urgent care, only if it continued or other symptoms presenting would it have maybe necessitated making a freaking doctors appt with his regular doctor.

Sounds juicy. You should post about them in the munchie thread if you haven't already. It's mostly about people who fake their own illnesses but I assume Munchhausen's by proxy stories would be welcome too.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/munchausens-by-internet-malingerers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/

If I find out any have blogs or put out content I will. It seems most are only SM savvy enough to use FB for the most part and then many have it on semi-private settings due to custody disputes, exes, family conflict and other issues you expect from a mentally ill drama cows. When they comment on Susan's posts the posts are public, but they seem to limit their FB privacy not because they don't want attention but because unlike Susan they never got Oprah's seal of approval for the MBP and batshit behavior so they've caught actual flack IRL for being crazy mothers.

A few days ago I almost linked a comment on one of Susan's posts. It was about cannibis oil. The sped actually took photos of a print out on paper of a webpage on cannbis oil and posted the photos, instead of linking it to a webpage. That's the level of sped we are dealing with for many of these looney supporters.

 

[Outtafuckstogive]

....wait. She's giving him Bernadryl. And he's supposed to be off all meds. That will definitely reflect on the following study/test/whatever the doctor exam is called. Won't that be a red flag that the doctor can't ignore? That something is definitely wrong with this woman, I mean? Something warranting obligatory investigation?

 

[HyggeandHof]

Going to urgent care or hospitals gets Susan out of the house and attention from other people which is what it's all about. She doesn't give a shit about Bodhi and only cares about the color of his pee in her search of drama or content for her definitely going to happen major documentary film.

It's actually a problem with white trash, due to having medicare or basically govt provided healthcare that makes such visits 100% free they use it as entertainment and to get out of their hovels. I mean look where Susan lives. She takes every opportunity possible to get out of that mess and I'm sure the kids are happy to go along with it to get out too. I doubt Bodhi even had a "tinge" of pink to his piss, I'm sure that was Susan's munchie colored glasses seeing it. Even if he did have discoloration to his piss there was no reason to go to urgent care, only if it continued or other symptoms presenting would it have maybe necessitated making a freaking doctors appt with his regular doctor.

But does he even have a "regular doctor"...?

....wait. She's giving him Bernadryl. And he's supposed to be off all meds. That will definitely reflect on the following study/test/whatever the doctor exam is called. Won't that be a red flag that the doctor can't ignore? That something is definitely wrong with this woman, I mean? Something warranting obligatory investigation?

We're assuming she's giving him Benadryl because it's readily available over the counter and has the side effect she loves--sedation. She has a hx of dosing her kids with Benadryl to avoid parenting. And no, it would not show up on any exams. That's not a substance they'd routinely screen for. Not even sure if it's testable via blood or urine.

 

[Cataloons]

I wonder if the hospital will do a drug screen on the urine.

Edit; herp derp, ninja'd post

 

[NSFW]

Her little glittery heart emoji usage is so gross...she has never exhibited a modicum of love towards her children that seems genuine. Even when she gloats about her man Cory it comes off as fake.

Can’t wait to see what she’s going to do with what by now must be dozens of hours of footage.

 

[yammygammy]

ok....apparently the doc at Urgent Care said it was probably from the "fruit snacks"

 

[large_farva]

don't you remember tho Susan, the school said he had apple juice, not fruit punch?
also, she is absolutely full of shit, and nothing she ever says is the truth. None of this shit probably even happened. She's grabbing at straws trying to invent reasons to post about his condition on facebook when he's fucking fine.

Interestingly enough, red #40 is the dye found in OTC benadryl