Inactive Jonathan C. Holiday / TransEthics / Toren Valimir / Toren Wilder / Victoria "Vikki" Valimir/Darling - Phil's Former Roommate, Alcoholic Mooch, #AnalRips

[Positron]

I think How To Succeed In Con Job Without Really Trying can be a gripping vaudeville drag show.

 

[Coldgrip]

And every day I agree a little bit more with TERFs.

 

[AnOminous]

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When drunks try to parse the English language, they fail utterly.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[muh_moobs]

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They aren't wrong, though.

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PLEASE let his liver fail tonight.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

I'm no doctor, but isn't 1800mg a stupidly large dose of Ibuprofen? OTC is 200mg, and you're advised you can take two at a time. Toren took 9. I had a friend with a nasty shattered leg with, like,. a plate and 20 pins in it - she was given prescription Ibuprofen at 800mg a pop. Or am I :late: with this observation?

Also, why isn't :late: available?

 

[Coldgrip]

I'm no doctor, but isn't 1800mg a stupidly large dose of Ibuprofen? OTC is 200mg, and you're advised you can take two at a time. Toren took 9. I had a friend with a nasty shattered leg with, like,. a plate and 20 pins in it - she was given prescription Ibuprofen at 800mg a pop. Or am I :late: with this observation?

Also, why isn't :late: available?

Some half-assed googling on my part says: OTC no more than 2400 mg per day. With perscriprion no more than 3200 mg per day.

So he's still under the maximum amount, though in both cases they say you shouldn't take it with alcohol, and considering it can cause heart problems, high blood pressure, ulcers...

He's still going to kill himself.

Spoiler: Source

https://www.everydayhealth.com/drugs/ibuprofen

 

[multiverse]

Also, why isn't :late: available

We no longer have the late or off topic icons, I miss them.

In other news, Jon is pretending to care about other people, because their booze deliveries have been disrupted


And there's this. Here's the thing, Toren: "supportive" of your mentally ill child approaching you about gender dysphoria doesn't mean immediately put them on hormones and blockers and schedule their surgery ASAP, and now kowtow to your trans child who is now expert in all things or you are a Bad Person.

It means you take them to a therapist, talk to them, spend time with them, find out what they've been up to online and sort out the wheat from the chaff - what has caused this distress, and what is the beat course of action to safely navigate your child back to stability? A life of troonery is basically allowing them to suffer forever, and a good parent won't let them become a danger haired welfare leach. This doesn't mean they cant eventually transition; it just means you help them in a sane way and dont let a bunch of Twitter toons conduct their life.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

And if your child comes to you and says the CIA is monitoring him through his dental work and his insides have turned into broken glass, what is the protocol for that? I need bullet points for which mental illnesses we 'listen and believe' and which we medicate.

 

[repentance]

Some half-assed googling on my part says: OTC no more than 2400 mg per day. With perscriprion no more than 3200 mg per day.

So he's still under the maximum amount, though in both cases they say you shouldn't take it with alcohol, and considering it can cause heart problems, high blood pressure, ulcers...

He's still going to kill himself.

Spoiler: Source

https://www.everydayhealth.com/drugs/ibuprofen

Those doses also assume that he's not using any other NSAID, including topical formulations.

 

[Coldgrip]

Those doses also assume that he's not using any other NSAID, including topical formulations.

Would he using any? I cannot recall if he was or not.

Seems to me he's looking for ways to enhance that drunk feeling he likely doesn't get from chugging a liter of nail polish remover anymore.

 

[Positron]

Look at how he spits at those who want to help. It is a miracle that he isn't blocked by everyone.

Rat crossover:

 

[Trombonista]

When did he become bipolar?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

When did he become bipolar?

As soon as he figured he could get sympathy for it. Pretty sure he’s used it for a while. But like most troons, he adopts whatever mental illnesses he thinks he can fake, so he probably forgets about it from time to time.

 

[Hellfire]

With the spud under control and him not having to do anything to find someone to leech off, he seems to be escalating his ebegging.

 

[AnOminous]

With the spud under control and him not having to do anything to find someone to leech off, he seems to be escalating his ebegging.

And again, this disgusting male drunk is harassing someone who was a feminist before he was born. And he's an old wrinkly motherfucker himself, although aged beyond his years by booze.

 

[Positron]

"Maternal unit"

Translation: Slingblade's mom knows he is lying but she needs to figure out why.

Slingblade "divides". So you know why these freaks love to compare themselves to subhuman lifeforms like the slime mold.

"Toxic whiteness"

You know how to dismantle this instance of "toxic whiteness"? Abolish the totally unethical affirmative action admissions and assess college candidates on their merits alone.

He has a new shirt design:

Still "trans woman" is by definition not woman.

White-knighting some literally who troon who got fired from fucking Target:

That troon faggot is no longer employed by Target; I cannot imagine what workplace policy the site manager and supervisor could have violated by talking in his absence.
Also he should Learn To Code.

Wut?

The only way to win Twitter is not to play.

 

[Deadpool]

"Maternal unit"
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Translation: Slingblade's mom knows he is lying but she needs to figure out why.

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Slingblade "divides". So you know why these freaks love to compare themselves to subhuman lifeforms like the slime mold.

"Toxic whiteness"
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You know how to dismantle this instance of "toxic whiteness"? Abolish the totally unethical affirmative action admissions and assess college candidates on their merits alone.

He has a new shirt design:
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Still "trans woman" is by definition not woman.

White-knighting some literally who troon who got fired from fucking Target:
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That troon faggot is no longer employed by Target; I cannot imagine what workplace policy the site manager and supervisor could have violated by talking in his absence.
Also he should Learn To Code.

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Wut?

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The only way to win Twitter is not to play.

Translation Torrens mom asked why her 40 year old son had imaginary friends and he reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'd at her for it.

 

[RP 520]

When did he become bipolar?

Seeing he's one of those that self diagnoses he probably considers his mood swings from his alcoholism and withdrawal as symptoms of himself being 'bi-polar'.

 

[Positron]

Mommy Issues: The Unabridged Edition (Archive)

For a change Slingblade is telling the truth. He'll tell you what he is really seeking at the end (if you don't already guessed already).

The last time I actually spoke with my Maternal Unit was on the 3rd Thursday in November.

She would say that she was trying to understand my Dissociative Identity Disorder and what DID means, but that would be a distortion of the truth. What she was in reality doing was trying to guilt-trip me and letting me know how unfulfilled her expectations of me are.

There are 5 of us sharing this mind now, so to put it simply for her I said: "Mom… basically the I divides...and it's unfair that you keep comparing me to the able-minded child through thirty-something that you thought you knew."

Then she tried to bring up an event from my childhood and I asked her not to.

Repeatedly.

I was finally able to keep that boundary intact by telling her that I did not have a happy childhood.

(I mean, how could I? I was afraid to tell my parents I was a girl, and I was afraid for very very traumatic reasons, but I digress.)

She tried to tell me that I had a fantastic childhood and I had nothing to be unhappy about.

(Dry that one out and you could fertilize Ireland.)

She goaded me into providing one single event as an example so she could "understand what I meant".

So I told her of an event that occurred the last day of a specific grade, how the event itself wasn't negative or bad, but her reaction to it impacted the rest of my years in that school district. Her absurd overreaction had truly catastrophic social consequences for me. Consequences I lived through for literally years. I asked her if she knew what her actions did to me.

Then she told me that I (blaming my DID) made it all up, because what she did never happened.

That's the entire volume of the planet's oceans' worth of shit right there, and I knew it. And I told her so.

Then I told her that my sister mentioned to me that said Maternal Unit still deadnames & misgenders me to other family members.

I asked her how supportive she really was, and she claimed my sister had lied.

Obviously she was the perfect mother and (her words): "…all I did was give you everything you ever wanted…" and I hung up.

That triggered the Pantophobe, and I lost 3 days crying.

When we (I) were more coherent, I discovered a message left on my voicemail where she chastised me for lying about my childhood traumas, made me feel guilty for accepting the privilege she handed me (likely as some twisted form of apology), & had the nerve to end w/ "I love you".

Because no one can guilt like a Mom, I called her on Christmas. I left a message.

I lied and said I wasn't mad. I asked her to call back.

She still hasn't.

And that is truly a good thing for me and my mental health. I want nothing to do with her ever again.

I realize now I never actually loved my mom. I didn't actually respect her.

I was afraid of her.

No child should ever have to be frightened of their mother. No amount of gifts, or time free of her terror can ever make up for her negative actions – and there were many.

She would claim to have been the perfect mom tho.

She was far from it.

Psychological damage is often more painful than physical injuries. She rarely hit me, and it was never textbook abuse when she did.

But she made sure that I would be afraid that she might hit me so very frequently, and that *this* time it would be the one time she wouldn't be able to stop herself at simple corporal punishment.

Tell me that's not abuse.

//fin//

Thanks for listening

PS: Even if my Maternal Unit happens to call, I will not pick up the phone. Not today. Not ever.

I'll never let her violate my boundaries ever again.

And I am not sorry.

TL;DR: Slingblades' apparently has a kind of parasite called "Pantophobe" living in him. A parasite within a parasite, a hyperparasite.

As if anyone would expect any different. Meanwhile he retweet his GoFundMyBoobs pleas yet again.