Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[CN 925]

A bag of needles outside of her twin's house?
SooooooOoo weird! Kelowna has a massive drug problem, but this is ridiculous.



Kelly has definitely done heroin before. I can't find the police report where she admits to it, but I found this:




Good on her sister for breaking away from that life.

 

[Johnny 13 gun]

If she loses her lower legs, she will have won the munchie lottery

I guess you can't get too old for ballet if you don't have any legs.

 

[lamp shade]

I just googled that and holy fucking shit does it look excactly what she has!

I have a feeling it's just gonna kill her. Definitely not getting better in the slightest

Krokodil, in my understanding, is basically a cheap substitute for heroin mixed with gasoline, paint thinner, or a similar substance, so it’s certainly not outside of the realm of possibilities.

 

[AnOminous]

Krokodil, in my understanding, is basically a cheap substitute for heroin mixed with gasoline, paint thinner, or a similar substance, so it’s certainly not outside of the realm of possibilities.

It's an extremely terrible synthesis of desomorphine using ground-up OTC pills containing codeine and a number of other hideous organic solvents that the cooking method doesn't really remove. The effects are more intense but shorter-lived than heroin, so users often cook the shit, inject it, pass out a couple hours, then just endlessly repeat this cycle, only going out to steal shit or get more ingredients.

So from a combo of the fact it's injected more often and contains incredibly toxic shit, they do to themselves more or less what Kelly has done to her legs, however she managed to do that. Even though krokodil is more or less an instant abscess any time you use it, even "normal" heroin use can have similar results if you get seriously out of hand.

I still don't think it's krokodil or even heroin that did this, though. I think she did it on purpose for its own sake. She gets any painkillers she needs as prescribed pharmaceuticals and there's little on the streets more potent than fentanyl, which she claims to have a tolerance to. That and whatever the fuck she did to her legs has to be more painful than anything short of massive third degree burns.

 

[derpi]

Lmao she’s not injecting home-brewed Russian drugs. She’s just rubbing poop in the wound like a standard munchie

 

[CN 925]

I'm actually quite certain that Kelly's fentanyl works just fine, and that she's comfortable and being well taken care of right now. I'm sure she's only saying that omg fentanyl doesn't work because it sounds really extreme and special.

 

[OG 666]

She posted a video update. She mentions that she will likely be hospitalized for the next 3 weeks. She also showed off her IV bag, which is administering 1000mg of Meropenem. According to my 30-second Google research, it's an antibiotic for severe bacterial infections and "necrotizing infections" of the skin. 1000mg is the highest possible dosage.


Good work, Kelly!

Some more updates. She's clearly having a very bad time in the hospital. Nope, she does not want to be there at all.

 

[A Seagull]

I had to stare at the first picture for good minute, horrified, as I thought the blue bandage part of her leg was the back of the bed, and her leg had necrotizied (given the color that makes it look like a zombie movie prop), was amputated or fell off on it's own accord, and she was holding up her severed leg for the camera.
Then I saw the bottom picture and I'm glad that I'll be able to sleep tonight.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Her feet are swollen as fuck. I'm glad because screw anyone who complains about free Canadian health care levels, especially since she caused this herself.

 

[lamp shade]

I think I have her agenda figured out. Forgive me if it's obvious, but I figured I'd say it. She was not successful as a ballerina (which we all knew already), so she's done this in hopes of amputation so she could ride the inspiration train. I mean, how much would the media love a story about a ballerina that continued to dance despite these awful things happening to her and losing her legs? The delusion of munchies is so incredibly strong.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

"custom wheelchair" is also a big win in munchie circles. It's not only a hugely visible sign that says 'I'm sick and disabled, pity me' but also it's custom so they're super special, too special for a second-hand or loaner chair like most people start with.

 

[OG 666]

"custom wheelchair" is also a big win in munchie circles. It's not only a hugely visible sign that says 'I'm sick and disabled, pity me' but also it's custom so they're super special, too special for a second-hand or loaner chair like most people start with.

Better watch what you say. Our friend isn't very happy with you.

 

[lamp shade]

Better watch what you say. Our friend isn't very happy with you.
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Amazing. Munchies sure hate being called out.

I can guarantee this is not the end of the leg saga. She’s going to keep getting infections magically like our gal Aubrey.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Better watch what you say. Our friend isn't very happy with you.
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Aww, I'm flattered!

You knew exactly what that sounded like when you posted it, dear. You wanted to sound like you got a custom chair like all the best munchies manage to fake their way into. A hospital loaner adjusted to fit you is just... a hospital loaner. Surprise, they tend to adjust those so you don't get hurt.

Also, wow the projection. "Addicted to making things up." Sweetie.

 

[SpaceAce]

I think I have her agenda figured out. Forgive me if it's obvious, but I figured I'd say it. She was not successful as a ballerina (which we all knew already), so she's done this in hopes of amputation so she could ride the inspiration train. I mean, how much would the media love a story about a ballerina that continued to dance despite these awful things happening to her and losing her legs? The delusion of munchies is so incredibly strong.

It's a pretty good theory, especially since Kelly's life seems to be dedicated to creating the most oscar-worthy, tear wrenching narrative possible.

Amazing. Munchies sure hate being called out.
I can guarantee this is not the end of the leg saga. She’s going to keep getting infections magically like our gal Aubrey.

I'm not sure it can just end like this. Isn't she pretending that it was caused by an autoimmune disorder that can't be cured? Of course she could just forget about it once it's "gone" like she did with her "ms" and her "cult" but unless she can forge a few more papers to explain what caused it instead of becht's (?) she may be committed to this lie for a while.

Better watch what you say. Our friend isn't very happy with you.
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Aww, I'm flattered!

Careful Kate, with an addiction like this you may get hooked on the attention and end up in the hospital bed right beside her!

Edit: I'm not even going to touch her complaining about our free healthcare since it just makes me smile a bit to think how big her munchie bill would be if she were in the states, and how they'd dump her in the streets the second she couldn't pay no matter how much she bled herself or picked at her legs.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Careful Kate, with an addiction like this you may get hooked on the attention and end up in the hospital bed right beside her!

Edit: I'm not even going to touch her complaining about our free healthcare since it just makes me smile a bit to think how big her munchie bill would be if she were in the states, and how they'd dump her in the streets the second she couldn't pay no matter how much she bled herself or picked at her legs.

I was about to say I'm American. I can't afford to fake sick anymore. I just became a medical historian so I can get paid to write about other people faking sick.

Which, incidentally, is why I'm addicted to these threads. And no, Kelly, you're not interesting enough to warrant an article. There is an unbroken 200 year chain of women doing exactly what you're doing +/- modern medicine. And people didn't believe them in 1860, either.

 

[lamp shade]

Aww, I'm flattered!

You knew exactly what that sounded like when you posted it, dear. You wanted to sound like you got a custom chair like all the best munchies manage to fake their way into. A hospital loaner adjusted to fit you is just... a hospital loaner. Surprise, they tend to adjust those so you don't get hurt.

Also, wow the projection. "Addicted to making things up." Sweetie.

Next thing you know you’ll be rubbing shit in your wounds to get them infected.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Better watch what you say. Our friend isn't very happy with you.
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At least she gave us some spoilers for the next few weeks of invented drama. I wonder about the things she can't control, like whether she'll be stuck in granny compression socks for the rest of her life.

 

[PT 522]

Munchies live in A Series of Unfortunate Events. Everything that can go wrong, does, even the ridiculous joke foreshadowing. Maybe Uncle Olaf will start showing up in her Instagram posts. Or she'll write "this procedure costs an arm and a leg!" and then gleefully show off her amputated stumps the next week.

 

[SpaceAce]

I was about to say I'm American. I can't afford to fake sick anymore. I just became a medical historian so I can get paid to write about other people faking sick.

Which, incidentally, is why I'm addicted to these threads. And no, Kelly, you're not interesting enough to warrant an article. There is an unbroken 200 year chain of women doing exactly what you're doing +/- modern medicine. And people didn't believe them in 1860, either.

Ho dang that's crazy cool! The only shit I know about medical history history comes from the sawbones podcast and I think they're too weary of controversy to tackle munchies.
So as someone who studies this stuff, if you don't mind me asking, what are Kelly's clearest signs that she's faking it all? Have you ever seen medical documents like her fake ones from other munchies? And final question promise: What's the likely hood in your opinion and considering your knowledge of munchhausen patterns of behavoir, that she was in fact poisoning her cat?
You absolutely do not have to answer any of those if you don't want but I feel like your perspective on this topic could be quite interesting