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Just means it's less likely that troll accounts will be able to persuade a different mod than the one who banned them to unban. Assuming the mods actually make notes.
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Just means it's less likely that troll accounts will be able to persuade a different mod than the one who banned them to unban. Assuming the mods actually make notes.
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I had a small thought today regarding Swagginz no longer accepting DMs from people who he doesn’t follow/isn’t friends with... How can he be an effective mod now? I would think the point of the mod should be an authority on whether someone gets banned or not and to be a line of communication in case something goes wrong. I was banned when I got bored one day and made a Jason Genova themed account and I think it was infinite permabanned me... Until I explained to him that it has nothing to do with Phil. He unbanned me. But now if Swagginz bans someone, and let’s say he’s the only mod around (which happens often), there’s nobody to hear disputes if the ban wasn’t justified.
It truly shows how Phil wants his world to be and shows how evil he can be at times... He moved Leanna across the country, trying to isolate her from her family. He moved Kat across the country, trying to isolate her from friends/siblings (maybe?). He isolates Swagginz in his chat and doesn’t allow direct messages, essentially cutting off the outside world. That’s grimy shit.
It truly shows how Phil wants his world to be and shows how evil he can be at times... He moved Leanna across the country, trying to isolate her from her family. He moved Kat across the country, trying to isolate her from friends/siblings (maybe?). He isolates Swagginz in his chat and doesn’t allow direct messages, essentially cutting off the outside world. That’s grimy shit.
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I don't want to read too much into DSP's mindset; but I wonder if he does know that January is SUPPOSED to be bad for ad revenue.
It was like a week ago where he was ranting during a prestream about how stupid Youtube's ad department workers were, and how they were not doing their jobs, because ad revenue is down every January. He wasn't lamenting about how January sucks every year because December is so good; he was legitimately pissed off at Youtube's staff, and he was pissed off at Youtube because Youtube should know by now that January is bad and people should be doing their jobs to make sure ad revenue is the same as December.
I think all DSP sees is that January ad revenue is down, and because nothing is ever his fault, it must be because Youtube is incompetent. I think if you legitimately told him that January ad revenue is down because post-Christmas season, he would tell you that a 'competent' site would make sure that doesn't happen and that Youtube needs to fix it. He doesn't understand nor care that it is outside Youtube's control.
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Just a nice little throwback, showing that DSP has always been a jealous, toxic asshole for years now. And as a hypocrite.
This is from the Mega64 podcast highlight from when DSP talked shit on their Todd & Aaron Awards video, saying he only watched 5 seconds and turned it off. Didn’t realize it was satire, even though one of the first jokes was, “Best joke of the year; the OUYA!”
He just needs someone to gripe about. Phil will bite the hand that feeds him for even the most minor of slights, will complain about how shitty of a company they are while simultaneously whining about how little money they get from said company.
Be glad you’re getting ANYTHING my dude.
This is from the Mega64 podcast highlight from when DSP talked shit on their Todd & Aaron Awards video, saying he only watched 5 seconds and turned it off. Didn’t realize it was satire, even though one of the first jokes was, “Best joke of the year; the OUYA!”
He just needs someone to gripe about. Phil will bite the hand that feeds him for even the most minor of slights, will complain about how shitty of a company they are while simultaneously whining about how little money they get from said company.
Be glad you’re getting ANYTHING my dude.
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I checked, and a few of his other mods still receive whispers. (epsilion, jicherty and Yasuke)
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In Phil's mind, YouTube isn't doing thier job getting constant advertisement dollars year round. He explained one time that they were idiots for not going out more to get more ads during non-holiday seasons, not realizing that January and other non-holiday months are what normal revenue is.
It's the holiday seasons that are an increase because they want people buying their shit. He knows exactly why, he complains every year about it and doesn't ever plan around it like normal people would. You would think his "fans" would catch on after hearing this excuse every year, which is why I support the theory that the majority of his support comes from detractors.
Zaryiu
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Almost like respect needs to be earned
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Wow they are trying as hard as possible to make Twitch a boring shithole
Zaryiu
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Is Swaggins a male or female i see references to both in the thread
Stalker Sociopath
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Hopefully that leads to drop in support for Philabuster.
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Ashamed that I know the fucking Swagginz lore of all things, but here it is. When Swagginz first appeared he was called MrSwagginz. Some wily character decided to start calling him Mrs Wagginz, at which point Swagginz got incredibly triggered, banned anyone who found it funny, and changed his name to KingSwagginz. So that's why people sometimes refer to him as a female.
Tbh we don't actually know Swagginz's gender, but given how assblasted he gets when people call him a girl, it's safe to assume he's a very insecure boy.
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There's a subject I've noticed Swagginz often returns to, going back to his first appearance in chat:
[2018-01-05 05:38:15 UTC] mrswagginz: cheer100 Phil. I Love You.(no homo)
When he was still new to the DSP community and but the humble “Mr.” Swagginz, he could roll with the punches and joke about being gay:
[2018-03-06 03:50:12 UTC] mrswagginz: @jayp060299 Nah man I'm 100% straight as a circle KappaHD
But even in February, sexuality was a weapon to be used against his enemies:
[2018-02-24 23:05:34 UTC] mrswagginz: @XaxtonRevolution You like that shit you fuckin weirdo. Get outta here gayboy
And his chat colleagues had to be reminded that him being gay could be serious business:
[2018-01-14 23:55:22 UTC] mrswagginz: cheer25 Phil i wish we could be friends IRL and crack a cold one or something. You're one cool hip cat dawg
[2018-01-14 23:56:40 UTC] 1buttondash: crack a beer "or something"
[2018-01-14 23:56:46 UTC] 1buttondash: KappaPride
[2018-01-14 23:56:59 UTC] mrswagginz: @1ButtonDash Nah im straight
And something he'd return to twice more: A male in sexual situation can only be there as the object of desire:
[2018-01-16 05:56:51 UTC] mrswagginz: cheer25 its autonomous sensory meridian response. it basically releaxes you and gives you tingles all over your body. pretty gay, but it actually works. i only watch females because im straight though
By the time three months and two usernames had passed, the humour had largely disappeared and the subject had become a weapon threatening “Emperor” Swagginz' identity, no matter how vague and non-sequitur the conclusion:
[2018-05-04 02:33:54 UTC] dspisreallycool: You can slap me around? @KingSwagginz
[2018-05-04 02:34:01 UTC] kingswagginz: nah bro I'm straight
[2018-05-19 18:06:26 UTC] buckshot4205: @kingswagginz do you like phil
[2018-05-19 18:06:58 UTC] kingswagginz: @buckshot4205 yes in a non sexual way. I'm straight.
[2018-05-19 18:30:32 UTC] wakandaforever6969: its ok to be gay @KingSwagginz
[2018-05-19 18:30:53 UTC] kingswagginz: @wakandaforever6969 I'm straight.
[2018-05-19 18:31:21 UTC] bionich00t: Are there many straight Justin Bieber fans?
[2018-05-19 18:31:26 UTC] kingswagginz: @Bionich00t dude that's impossible still I love the entire purpose album and I like most of journals
[2018-05-19 18:31:47 UTC] kingswagginz: @Bionich00t dude 95% of his fans are straight
[2018-05-19 18:32:23 UTC] kingswagginz: @Bionich00t bieber is a huge icon for the fashion world. He made streetwear popular
[2018-06-05 18:36:41 UTC] emperorswagginz: dude since I'm almost a 6 month sub and have a 100k bit badge can I live in your backyard?
[2018-06-05 18:37:06 UTC] garyq01: @EmperorSwagginz you get to live in his closet i think
[2018-06-05 18:37:26 UTC] emperorswagginz: I'm straight bro @GaryQ01
[2018-07-07 02:53:04 UTC] emperorswagginz: Dude I've told you time and time again. I am not getting you those pictures. I know Phil gets you going, but I'm a straight man @ikas_ando
(It seems like ikas_ando had been able to use this to get under Swagginz' skin):
[2018-07-12 03:12:03 UTC] emperorswagginz: @ikas_ando I'm not going gay for you tf dawg?!‽
[2018-07-12 03:13:00 UTC] emperorswagginz: @ikas_ando fuk outta here before I whoop you ass son
[2018-08-04 03:37:32 UTC] emperorswagginz: iJustine is hot
2018-08-04 03:37:44 UTC] bentboxer: ijustine is a man
[2018-08-04 03:37:50 UTC] bentboxer: she's a man baby!
[2018-08-04 03:37:52 UTC] emperorswagginz: @bentboxer I'm straight
[2018-08-08 22:26:31 UTC] emperorswagginz: all I'm saying is I am straight and I wanna make sure I ain't getting trolled into thinking a guy is a female.
(This was the vision of sexuality that got him all shook, by the way):
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[2018-08-27 21:00:16 UTC] theycallmepineappleman: swagginz throw me a bone dawg weve been friends since back when
[2018-08-27 21:01:05 UTC] emperorswagginz: @theycallmepineappleman I don't give out bones to men. I'm straight
[2018-08-29 21:45:23 UTC] kanjimonster: Asmr is kinda KappaPride tbh
[2018-08-29 21:45:38 UTC] thanosswagginz: @KanjiMonster that's why I don't watch males do it LUL I'm straight
[2018-09-27 02:53:58 UTC] thanosswagginz: imagine being the only guy in an all girls school
[2018-09-27 02:54:54 UTC] balenciagaboyz: are we talking about being trans or a straight male @ThanosSwagginz
[2018-09-27 02:55:07 UTC] thanosswagginz: @balenciagaboyz straight of course LUL
[2018-09-28 18:27:50 UTC] jenkinsjinkiesx: holy shit, this game ticks every sjw box
[2018-09-28 18:28:14 UTC] thanosswagginz: @JenkinsJinkiesX I guarantee that one of these isn't straight
[2018-09-28 18:44:31 UTC] thanosswagginz: no male says bitchin"
[2018-09-28 18:44:35 UTC] thanosswagginz: bitchin'
[2018-09-28 18:44:59 UTC] thanosswagginz: at least he's straight
[2018-09-28 18:45:03 UTC] thanosswagginz: I'll give him that
[2018-10-04 02:08:21 UTC] thanosswagginz: Honestly it is kind of bullshit. Like I'm straight so where's my emote?
[2018-11-09 20:04:51 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: @katexo234 Phil is a straight man and he doesn't want to see another man bathe himself.
[2018-12-02 04:36:27 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: @thirdeyethethird I am a straight man. I don't need to see another male. that's lowkey a cuck. I only watch lesbians
[2018-02-21 02:34:37 UTC] mrswagginz: cheer25 I was just watching your 2011 condo tour videos because I was feeling nostalgic and I just noticed your middle name is Paul... that is so dope. PP Burnell. It's crazy to look back at all your old videos. It almost feels like I grew up with you. Like a 2nd dad. You taught me a lot. Thank You Philip Paul Burnell (No homo)
About Justin Bieber:
[2018-03-12 22:14:35 UTC] mrswagginz: @AnonySaurusRex I wish he would just stick to being a Calvin Klein model... (no homo)
[2018-04-18 02:20:09 UTC] kingswagginz: that D must've been legendary (no homo)
[2018-05-13 03:10:28 UTC] kingswagginz: we can all cuddle up under the blanket on a dark and starmy night and play silent hill 2 (no homo of course)
[2018-06-19 18:44:28 UTC] emperorswagginz: @katexo234 Chris Hemsworth is bae. (no homo)
[2018-06-27 03:19:11 UTC] emperorswagginz: @austmink It really was LUL I love Tom Holland (no homo)
About Shawn Mendes:
[2018-09-05 19:40:54 UTC] thanosswagginz: @jakelikescats LUL I'm mean he's a good looking dude. (no homo)
[2018-09-07 17:31:35 UTC] thanosswagginz: /me kisses @janneysaurusrex
[2018-09-07 17:31:44 UTC] thanosswagginz: no homo doe
And just cuz:
[2018-01-16 06:09:12 UTC] mrswagginz: cheer25 i have foreskin. it makes your dick more sensitive when you pull the skin back, but it requires no lube as the skin acts as lube on its own. i definately prefer to have it
I meam we don't know Swagginz gender for sure, but if they were a girl RP'ing online it would make their descriptive statement about their uncircumcised penis even more funny. . .and also the pages of 'no homo' chatlogs. If a girl were that accurately RP'ing as a 'naive dumbfuck virgin dood who's desperately afraid that they are homosexual' I would definitely give that a round of applause
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It’s a pretty pretty princess. Princess Swagginz is Phil’s bottom bitch.
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Someone tip him and say that in Rocky IV Sly told Dolph to hit him for real and it nearly killed him.
phil is just stupid. dolph was known for being tough to work with because he hit for real sometime. i know the actor who played creed also had issue with it
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Dolph Lundgren is my spirit animal. The man does not get enough credit for being an aryan ubermensch. I’m pretty sure out of anyone who has ever been in a movie, outside of Christopher Lee, Dolph could kill a man through personal skill sans weaponry.
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Even more amazing is his presentation of his goldfish memory in the Nether. He walks a few meters away from the portal, jumps up a small hill and instantly lost coordination and cried for his portal. Then looked down the hill and there it was, oh. Then kept on walking deeper in the Nether in search of his items, again just a few meters, and continued his whining, he is lost again.
The cherry on top was to blame the chat for the entire loss of progress. He never wanted to go to the Nether, he knew it was a bad idea and nothing he could do (except several things which everyone already pointed out. In short, just don't be an idiot).
And yes, his attempt to jump over 2 blocks several times, as if the laws of the game suddenly changed, was hilarious cringe.
[fixed words. Aurocorrect is a bitch]
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More outright begging for tips tonight cuz of "MUH BILLS UNTIL MUH TWITCH PAYMENT". He's literally going to do this every month now, isn't he?
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Don't forget this guys, so 2 months has passed and this change of bill due date should be in full effect this month, yet he is still shamelessly begging, why? Because he is a pathological lier and counting on his paypigs forgetting what he said in the past
you gotta listen to me, not the other people who spin what i said, okay? *Snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
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