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Dave: DESE COMPANIES ARE WRONG AND DISAHNEST FOR BUILDING HYPE

Also Dave: WELL IM GONNA PLAY DIS NEW GAME, GET HYPE, AND COME OVER AND WATCH MY CHILL STREEM!!!

The tired cat said:
To this day it still amazes me that at no point has Phill ever got decked by someone into his fat pignose. You'd think at some point he'd piss off that ONE dude who'd punch him out.
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it's funny that he seems comfortable being a successful nobody
why do you think when he got raided, he just up and left. he doesn't want """""natural growth"""" he just wants paypigs dumping money on him
he knows that if he gets big enough people will start talking about him, and he wont be able to control that aside from "LOL UR WRONG KID *BLAHK* SORRY BUT ITS DUH TRUUF" over and over.

Pubic Enemy #1 said:
Part of me thinks Phil is just mortally offended at the thought of releasing a product for free.
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the idea of doing anything for free mortifies the pigroach
he needs to be payed for everything, just in case it leads to his ego being hurt, then he can use the money to wipe away his tears and buy gin to dull the pain.
 
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The tired cat said:
To this day it still amazes me that at no point has Phill ever got decked by someone in his fat pignose. You'd think at some point he'd piss off that ONE dude who'd punch him out.
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You can’t punch someone if they never leave their (poorly) gated community.

Also Phil’s twitter seems to be primarily used for rants that make him look like a faggot and for that Papa person to waste all their free time sending Phil Minecraft guides. Oh and poorly laid out streaming schedules with multiple errors and misspellings.
 
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I wonder how much longer Phil is going to leave them open or up?
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
How long till he starts saying "uhhlevin yeers"?

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Tbh, I’m surprised he hasn’t already started it. It is a new year after all...

AS MUCH AS A DOLLAR A MONTH HELPS...

lol wait no it doesn’t fuckin morons lol

Also, to whomever asked about FakeSydeShill and his two sponsored streams, first time it was some trash called ELO Hell, and Dark handled the game, all of its bugs, and the viewers with kid gloves. He didn’t have anything negative to say. The other was Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, a game he was already playing and the night before he was actually talking shit on the game... But the SECOND that #SPONSORED showed up, he was singing its praises and didn’t have anything negative to say.

Also of note during the shill streams? Not one snort, not one burp, nothing but FakeSydeShill.
 
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JackDavis said:
Please tell me you have a clip of this. If there's one thing I love, it's DSP's linguistic fuck ups.
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Trying to embed clips but having prolems. Here are timestamped links:

4:07 Phil: Like they... completely unfairly treated you or they treated one way [favoritisticly]... in a business sense while you got the shaft.
5:39 Phil: In reality the legality would have been, "Well, did YouTube [favoritisticly] treat certain people in one way but then purposely, like, persecute ZombieGoBoom in another way?'"

The ZGB legal rant lasts like four minutes.


thebonesauce said:
AS MUCH AS A DOLLAR A MONTH HELPS...

lol wait no it doesn’t fuckin morons lol
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It feels like forever since I've heard this. Does he really still say it? Maybe I zone out during his Patreon plugs
 
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Every time Phil cries about people getting sponsored to play games, and how they're basically all shills. I like to think about what would happen if he did get sponsored like they did. He'd be praising the game non-stop, his face would be brown instead of just his nose.

But he's honest and real unlike those shills. They just care about the money and kissing a dev's ass.
 
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How did Phil shovel snow? He's said several times that he was physically incapable of shoveling snow. In Connecticut he was FORCED to order delivery pizza because there was snow on his car. Snow is deadly to his back and one the best things about moving to Washington is that is doesn't snow. He was really excited about having a garage because his car wouldn't get snow on it. He is best things about his gated community is they take care of all the yard work and he doesn't have to deal with it.
 
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Sparkletor said:
they take care of all the yard work and he doesn't have to deal with it.
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Yeah, why his HOA isn't handling plowing is beyond me. I get that it probably varies from one management company to another but it's standard where I live, and I imagine Washington snow isn't incredibly rare.
 
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Commander Keen said:
I dunno how the wrasslin network operates, so I may be off.
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DSP has a special relationship with wrestling commercials. WWE Network has commercials during their PPVs, and I don't think he has complained once about them. He seems to really fall for WWE's marketing schemes. Kickstart is a long-time sponsor of WWE, and I am 100% sure that's why he drinks them every day.
 
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