The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

Oh nah, he'll just want a selfie button in the pause menu. You think he'd want it to be part of the gameplay? You're asking him to keep track of more than 6 items in his inventory, that's too much for Matt.

It's why he keeps bringing up the God Of War one.
 
Oh nah, he'll just want a selfie button in the pause menu. You think he'd want it to be part of the gameplay? You're asking him to keep track of more than 6 items in his inventory, that's too much for Matt.
Ya know it's hilarious, I was really thinking how this whole mechanic would work and why it would be needed. An the moment I saw you saying how Matt would want it in the pause menu, I went "That lazy ass motherfucker! C'mon!"
 
Okay, let's humor him and I'm just gonna think this trough. So, what he expects players to lumber around this Polaroid camera (which FYI you need film, so that's like taking extra inventory space along with said camera) and when the character does said selfie they essentially get themselves blinded and thus leaving themselves to get super punched by Mr.X or nommed by a nearby corpse.

You know what? I want this as an April Fool's DLC.

Except make it a normal film camera and you have to run to the Dark Room to develop your selfies and to upload them to Twitter or whatever. And half of them will be ruined due to overexposure and being out of focus because you're trying to take a selfie with a fucking film camera.

Welcome to the fucking 90's, children! Cameras weren't toys back then!
 
WE DO IT!

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Even though the fucking cowards backed down from doing a full DMC2 playthrough (even though DMC2 is complete assgarbage)

To be fair if they did it then they may never would have finished the cringefest of Donte and Vagil. That playthrough ended like a week before the channel ended.

Edit: looking at the channel I JUST saw that Psychonauts was only 3 parts. That was cause Matt didn't want to play it. So I think that's the only full LP that was cut short. Two months before the channel ended.
 
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RIP Woolie’s childlike innocence.


To be fair if they did it then they may never would have finished the cringefest of Donte and Vagil. That playthrough ended like a week before the channel ended.

Edit: looking at the channel I JUST saw that Psychonauts was only 3 parts. That was cause Matt didn't want to play it. So I think that's the only full LP that was cut short. Two months before the channel ended.
Kingdom Hearts and Star Trek.
 
To be fair if they did it then they may never would have finished the cringefest of Donte and Vagil. That playthrough ended like a week before the channel ended.

Edit: looking at the channel I JUST saw that Psychonauts was only 3 parts. That was cause Matt didn't want to play it. So I think that's the only full LP that was cut short. Two months before the channel ended.
They've done a couple of these three parters and quick looks but this one burns my asshole the most because I love psychonauts and I've wanted them to play it for years and of course it's Matt who wet blankets all over it as usual.
 
I think the Bully one pisses me off the most.

I don't know who was playing, but they were playing like a fucking mong.
 
Matt was.

That explains a lot.

I mean, I get struggling with English, but not doing any classes despite the benefits? And also eating shit regularly when the game can easily be completed without being knocked out? Matt really is shit.
 
They've done a couple of these three parters and quick looks but this one burns my asshole the most because I love psychonauts and I've wanted them to play it for years and of course it's Matt who wet blankets all over it as usual.
I love the game too, it's just so weird and interesting. But Psychonauts is a game that controls badly, is filled with janky 3D environments and contains far too many serious platforming sections and collectibles. Did we really want ~30 episodes of the bumble kings butchering it?
 
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