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Salubrious said:
I forgot he had those.

Any of those free games look interesting this month?


Edit: I turned away from my computer to watch Tombstone, and turn back to DSP performing two handed simulated fellatio.

What the fuck did I miss?

Double Edit: He said that he had zero money in his bank account, yet he is still taking tomorrow off. When someone suggested that he play Apex tomorrow, he kept spelling out 'Thursday' in (sadly only one of) the most patronizing manners I've ever heard.

Why is he talking tomorrow off to run errands if he has zero dollars? Why can't he play only the night stream tomorrow? Why do I keep asking these questions like there's any sort of legit answer?
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It's probably the only day Kat is off. Some things are more important than money ... Real talk.
 
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DSP is claiming that his fans asked him to disable Youtube comments because troll comments were too distracting.

That's some top notch delusion right there.

I'm also fairly certain we've reached "camping in the toilet" levels of DSP having not done anything in over 10 minutes, but I've been browsing other Youtube channels and not paying attention. I had to rewind LSBGaming's stream to listen to that Youtube comments rant.
 
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This motherfucker...
 
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Un. Fucking. Real.

Just when I think ole Dark can’t get any lower, he puts that on his schedule. I often wonder what it must be like to be shameless like Dark. He seriously just... He finds a way to get even lower. If Phil’s life was a limbo bar, it would be a few centimeters from the floor right now.
 
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So did anyone catch that moment in the stream with black ops where he said "my....my cat is preparing tuna caseroll.I love tuna caseroll."That was way too funny,I think his tiny brain shortcircuited for a little while when he heard food is being prepared for his fatass.In all honesty DSP is the biggest fat tub of gout and lard that I've ever seen,he also said that playing video games is better than having kids and starting a family,yes the irony is not lost on him when he said that.
I've watched this lolcow for years and hardly few come to the levels of DSP where he irritates you just by him opening his mouth and complaining like a 2 dollar whore.Right now Im just hoping that reality hits that wall of denial,which he hides behind,hard and he will either commit suicide when the beg-a-thons dont work anymore,find a shitty low wage job or do something outrageous to grab attention.Whatever the case is,the pigroach is a hard insect to kill.
 
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thebonesauce said:
Un. Fucking. Real.

Just when I think ole Dark can’t get any lower, he puts that on his schedule. I often wonder what it must be like to be shameless like Dark. He seriously just... He finds a way to get even lower. If Phil’s life was a limbo bar, it would be a few centimeters from the floor right now.
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he might as well cut to the chase and say "sucky sucky one dolla!"
 
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has he indicated what he's doing with the 20k? Is he lighting it on fire and using it for credit card interest? Or is he taking kat to disney? Valentines is coming up which is a big holiday for dsp. He always splashes money around on valentines. Expect a staycation or something expensive for Kat.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
has he indicated what he's doing with the 20k? Is he lighting it on fire and using it for credit card interest? Or is he taking kat to disney? Valentines is coming up which is a big holiday for dsp. He always splashes money around on valentines. Expect a staycation or something expensive for Kat.
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The latest from him I believe is that because things are so "slow" he needs to use some of it to pay Basic Bill. Very transparently a setup for a second round of shakedowns come March. Expect even more whining about tips and how larger amounts means he gets more (because fun toys are fun) and a possible return to emphasis on his Patreon without any specific rewards mentioned.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
has he indicated what he's doing with the 20k? Is he lighting it on fire and using it for credit card interest? Or is he taking kat to disney? Valentines is coming up which is a big holiday for dsp. He always splashes money around on valentines. Expect a staycation or something expensive for Kat.
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DSP Archive have hinted that he might use it to travel to visit his parents with Kat!
Supposedly he is taking a vacation, a week, right after the taxes are supposed to be paid and he announced it when talking about how much his parents wanted to see Kat and they might die at any moment!

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Valentine wise, all I can imagine is Kat getting some cheap present while Philly-boy is busy stuffing his mouth full of chocolates and saying how he's doing Kat a favor by eating 'em.
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Despite him being broke i wouldn't be surprised if they go to a restaurant again!
 
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Pargon said:
The latest from him I believe is that because things are so "slow" he needs to use some of it to pay Basic Bill. Very transparently a setup for a second round of shakedowns come March. Expect even more whining about tips and how larger amounts means he gets more (because fun toys are fun) and a possible return to emphasis on his Patreon without any specific rewards mentioned.
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I would love to see how "slow" his January @actually (:biggrin:) was, tbh.
Was it really that much worse than let's say November or October? (I guess he made more in December because of X-Mas).

It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Dave would spend 4-5k of the E7-money to buy Khet something ridiculous for Valentine's. (Just like he did on Christmas)
 
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Salubrious said:
I forgot he had those.

Any of those free games look interesting this month?


Edit: I turned away from my computer to watch Tombstone, and turn back to DSP performing two handed simulated fellatio.

What the fuck did I miss?

Double Edit: He said that he had zero money in his bank account, yet he is still taking tomorrow off. When someone suggested that he play Apex tomorrow, he kept spelling out 'Thursday' in (sadly only one of) the most patronizing manners I've ever heard.

Why is he talking tomorrow off to run errands if he has zero dollars? Why can't he play only the night stream tomorrow? Why do I keep asking these questions like there's any sort of legit answer?
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Someone asked him this actual question during his Mail segment.

This is the same video but a different timestamp where Phil almost tells someone they are wrong when asked "Didn't you use to take a whole week off every month?" Eventually Phil tells the guy that he is off base even though at the beginning he says "You're right."
Edit: Site doesn't seem to like time stamps past an hour. The clip is at about 1 hour 24 seconds in
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
I would love to see how "slow" his January @actually (:biggrin:) was, tbh.
Was it really that much worse than let's say November or October? (I guess he made more in December because of X-Mas).

It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Dave would spend 4-5k of the E7-money to buy Khet something ridiculous for Valentine's. (Just like he did on Christmas)
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https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4271159/

TL;DR: It wasn't slow at all, except maybe for Youtube. But since he doesn't provide any actual evidence of that, who knows.

Please remember to like and subscribe. Ring that bell! :lol:
 
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Freshtodeath said:
has he indicated what he's doing with the 20k? Is he lighting it on fire and using it for credit card interest? Or is he taking kat to disney? Valentines is coming up which is a big holiday for dsp. He always splashes money around on valentines. Expect a staycation or something expensive for Kat.
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He comes back from Las Vegas and tells us he was in the neighborhood anyway so it was a very cheap trip and he could put it on his tax expenses cuz it was a business visit to invest in a major capitalistatious multiplicizm program. Then he talks about the tasty food in Vegas, misses any opportunity to reference Fallout as a joke, and keeps on blabbering with his mouth hole until you understand only white noise and forget he ate in an expensive restaurant in Las Vegas despite claiming he has no money and lives from paycheck to paycheck.
However now he needs your help more than ever, for an effort to raise funds because the local Vegas government threatens him to take his house, despite the fact he pressed the buttons and pulled the lever, he clearly did everything right; as he keeps on staring at the walls with big eyes and flailing nervously.

Also Khat got a new Xbox.
 
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