Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Rei is shit said:
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Quite the soyboy beard there to go with all that sucking up. After he finally stops replying, he's driven to apologize to Laura Hudson since Chelsea won't take his apologies. Truly sad.

I didn't think it was worth posting before alone, but this tweet chain really goes hand-in-hand with the above, in a folder called "fuck all white men":
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I hadn't seen the exchange earlier today with that Russ, but it's blown up into a dozen angry tweets by Chelsea now. She's really desperate for drama, or misses it. Or both!

Long twitter rant to self/followers:
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"Phil Fish Was Right" :story: :story:

"m-m-muh mentions are trashed... now that I have everybody's attention BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK!"

Nice to see the foreshadowing about games "no longer deserving you" as a way out of the Tingle game you were already paid to deliver and haven't, Chelsea.
 
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Haramburger said:
Quite the soyboy beard there to go with all that sucking up. After he finally stops replying, he's driven to apologize to Laura Hudson since Chelsea won't take his apologies. Truly sad.

I didn't think it was worth posting before alone, but this tweet chain really goes hand-in-hand with the above, in a folder called "fuck all white men":
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I hadn't seen the exchange earlier today with that Russ, but it's blown up into a dozen angry tweets by Chelsea now. She's really desperate for drama, or misses it. Or both!
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Zoe would love another gamergate as it was the only time she was even partially relevant. She has sex dreams about her Patreon skyrocketing again and being able to cancel all of her projects and still keep the kickstarter money for them. She'd go and get to talk to all of the really important people again about her opinions and would once again be the oppressed heroine she always wants to be.

She's also get to start back up all of her CON Gay ops and use unpaid trannies as a free PR Team, hitsquad, and book proofreaders.

Maybe she can give Sargon and MundaneMatt a call and put the band back together?
 
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I don't get it, why doesn't she just fill her pockets with another destroyed charity drive, like she did with the FYC one? Surely, given that there are still people who want to suckle her rancid, gel-filled teats, she can find some submissive dipshits to cancel their charity and give her the money instead like she did the first time.

I mean obviously people are still willing to actually believe her fucking bullshit, so why doesn't she just play the same record again? The bitch is teflon, obviously nobody of import is going to do due diligence or even call her out on her outright thievery.
 
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Ya know it is genuinely amusing seeing people who spent two years openly screeching for every kind of violence and abuse imaginable to be inflicted upon their political enemies and glorifying groups like antifa for doing so to STILL be throwing furious tantrums about how being called a cock sucking grifter by random trolls on twitter amidst wider groups of people calling her and her friends unethical shitheads still counts as a "shocking and terrifying hate campaign" nearly five years after the fact. I mean talk about cognitive dissonance.
 
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"PTSD tingle?" Ohhh… I've become mad on the internet. Dipshit, you clearly have never had PTSD or even know that much about it if you would describe it as a "tingle."

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You are defined by GamerGate because you keep defining yourself by it. Like, you literally just did that by whining to a journo on your side that his GG-related article did not involve you enough.

Fuuuuuuck. I need to go pop a few Xanax and take my dogs for a walk after that tweet thread.
 
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Rei is shit said:
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Fucking sad. He had a moment where he tried to reclaim his balls by saying something everyone knows is true, but he immediately went belly-up groveling and begging the moment this absolutely worthless cunt confronted him.
 
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Tanner Glass said:
Zoe would love another gamergate as it was the only time she was even partially relevant.
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Maybe they'll bring back those obnoxious "I Love The 2000's" clip shows on VH1 (does VH1 still exist?) where celebrities pretend to remember minor pop culture trivia they were far too coked-up to have given a shit about in real life.

"The year was 2014 and everyone was literally unable to even because of the hatemongering, hatey, hateful internet terrorist group of hate known as GAMERGATE..."

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The fat balding bearded bespectacled beta fuck is maybe the most pathetic thing I've seen on the internet in a while. He wrote a shitty story that will make no one happy and chelsea comes swooping out of whatever medication induced stupor she's induced for the day to shit all over him and demand he get approval for stories on his site from her skanky ass. And he apologizes to her! Absolutely embarrassing in a way that is honestly profound.

Also, lol @ chelsea acting as if she doesn't fucking dredge up the eternal boogeyman whenever she fucking feels like getting some asspats. She reminds me of a guy I worked with who would always talk shit and start drama and then the second anyone else would chime in he'd pull the "please guys, I'm so tired of drama, could we not?" This little flare-up makes me genuinely think that she's wondering where the next paycheque for some plastic surgery or nerdy tattoo is coming from so time to stir the pot a bit. Maybe get a netflix special if she's lucky!
 
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Haramburger said:
Quite the soyboy beard there to go with all that sucking up. After he finally stops replying, he's driven to apologize to Laura Hudson since Chelsea won't take his apologies. Truly sad.

I didn't think it was worth posting before alone, but this tweet chain really goes hand-in-hand with the above, in a folder called "fuck all white men":
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I hadn't seen the exchange earlier today with that Russ, but it's blown up into a dozen angry tweets by Chelsea now. She's really desperate for drama, or misses it. Or both!

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"Phil Fish Was Right" :story: :story:

"m-m-muh mentions are trashed... now that I have everybody's attention BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK!"

Nice to see the foreshadowing about games "no longer deserving you" as a way out of the Tingle game you were already paid to deliver and haven't, Chelsea.
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That, right there, is some high quality ookin' and eekin'. Twitter trannies should take note.
 
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"I'm so tired of GG defining me! Also, that vaguely GG-adjacent thing is bad because it doesn't involve me and only me!".

Gamergate should really be ignored whenever brought up and erased from collective memory so Zoe would shrivel up and die like a tick without blood.

BTW I'm seeing some generic sycophant bullshit from Colin Spacetwinks on those screenshots, seen him popping up so many times on this site's threads I wonder why he has no own thread yet.
 
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"PTSD tingle?" Ohhh… I've become mad on the internet. Dipshit, you clearly have never had PTSD or even know that much about it if you would describe it as a "tingle."
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It probably is traumatic in some way when hordes of people believe your every word for no reason when everyone else alive knows you lie when you breathe.
 
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