🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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one day the gunt will consume us all

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(yes even you jcaesar)
 
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This is why it's so important that if you get fat you stay fat. You can't just diet your way into a swimsuit, you've mutilated your skin.

Just buy a santa costume and try to be funny, cause dieting is just going to make you look like someone melted you in the microwave at this point. This is why Failure keeps eating cohosts. He knows what's gonna happen if he gets even a little bit in shape.
 
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Colonel J said:
edit: One (perhaps several) of Ralph's forum mods thinks I'm working for Dispatch for some reason. Probably doesn't like that I'm covering the ethanralph website here. They also thought I was TheQuartering in the past. They're pretty low-iq.
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To be fair, the first days you posted on the forum were to whiteknight for a "lack of evidence" during the late night drunk spergery that Jeremey Hambley was engaged in leading up to and after him streaming then Jim coming on to argue with him.
You came across as a Skeptic from moment one because you used the exact same argument tactics they used, pretended to not know about any evidence that would cede a single point you were making and made an asshat of yourself. You have continued to argue like that since.

Maybe you weren't but you came off as suspect to a group who has been dealing with this Sargonite behavior for months and seemed inept in understanding how your actions appeared from any perspective other than your own. I can appreciate the info you have provided and the digging you are doing, but you really should consider carrying yourself differently online. Calling everybody low-iq who does fall into lockstep with your argument lines pulled straight out of Sargon's playbook doesn't earn you points on the internet.
 
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I'm betting that this little side of the internet has 4 more months before it melts and reshapes again. Its like its been poisoned ever since the skeptic shit. Ralph is starting to get emotional and dumb, waski keeps picking fights with people for almost no reason, Ralph's discord are becoming a bunch of zoom faggots and metokur is already distancing himself from the others.
It's only a matter of time where warski picks a fight with someone he shouldn't and ralph gets dragged with him.
I forgot to mention crp, but who gives a fuck about him.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
I'm betting that this little side of the internet has 4 more months before it melts and reshapes again. Its like its been poisoned ever since the skeptic shit. Ralph is starting to get emotional and dumb, waski keeps picking fights with people for almost no reason, Ralph's discord are becoming a bunch of zoom faggots and metokur is already distancing himself from the others.
It's only a matter of time where warski picks a fight with someone he shouldn't and ralph gets dragged with him.
I forgot to mention crp, but who gives a fuck about him.
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Id say this is a solid take but I think itll end with a bang and not a fizzle. Either way the Don gets his last chuckle when it all goes to shit.

*Smug chuckles*
 
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"Legends spoke of a Zoomer that would rise from the darkness (lag) [fragments] (lag) retards rise up"

This is why I love this goddamned show.

Edit: HAPPENING STATUS UPDATED TO IS HAPPENING
 
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not william stenchever said:
"Nora told me about it because I was drunk all weekend... (holy shit this that's not something to tell a kid) ahhh I shouldn't talk to kids about alcohol"
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She's in high school. She probably has friends who drink if she doesn't herself.
 
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