i wasn’t expecting this... 2/12/19

[Jeanne d'Arc]

That shit has to have been fucking expensive. How much money did she flush down the toilet by quitting "Optivicia"?

 

[Aldora]

I always thought some of these people (inlcuding amber) were trolling, but I now know some of them really think that they are starving. Like its an exagerated survival instinct.

Amber has said something similar herself, something along the lines of “if you don’t eat you die!” It shows how ignorant she is about the human body. She could not eat for a year and would live, as long as she kept guzzling down all that fucking water she keeps talking about.

 

[Rokko]

Amber has said something similar herself, something along the lines of “if you don’t eat you die!” It shows how ignorant she is about the human body. She could not eat for a year and would live, as long as she kept guzzling down all that fucking water she keeps talking about.

Also that she is concerned about her metabolism. Thats funny, because its really too late for that. Diets for moderately obese people dont apply to her anymore, she needs more intensive care...

 

[navygreen]

That shit has to have been fucking expensive. How much money did she flush down the toilet by quitting "Optivicia"?

Ostensibly somewhere around 400 USD? This is the bit that baffles me too; like it wasn't even all that long ago that she tossed out all those expired protein bars, why the fuck did she buy so much optavia stuff?! Did she not anticipate this not working out, like every single diet she's tried in the past?

I realise I get a bit anal about the amount of excess and garbage in AL's life but hoo boy.... this is one set of clutter they'll have to deal with now. Never ceases to amaze me how much money this woman can waste on the most bizarre things.

 

[Twinkie]

wash your hair already

filthy fucking pig

 

[periwinkle]

lmaoooooooo the terror on her face as she recalled the horror of only consuming 900 cals (adding in that she didn't feel hungry). srsly, my shrieks.

she just couldn't STAND seeing her mates eating food that SHE wanted.

 

[Xenomorph]

wash your hair already

filthy fucking pig

Her scalp looked like it had parmesan cheese in it.

 

[fat]

What an especially frustrating failure on her part for the audience. Perhaps I am the dumb one for having no expectations for her success and still feeling pissed at her absolute lack of foresight on this one.

The complete and resolute smugness she had about her "research" and the high she got from the idea of a magic bullet finally melting off her fat with no effort whatsoever. How the fuck is she concerned that this is a low calorie diet? How can she claims she did any research whatsoever? Low calorie is how you lose weight, and is literally the point of the entire program?

Watching her lie through her teeth "I was like, feeling so amazing and I wasn't even hungry!! ...But this program ain't for me booboo!" Sorry I'm pissed a bit but what in the fuck does this mean? Just tell the fucking truth, you were hungry. Not even Amber is dumb enough to both feel amazing and not feel any hunger and just straight up bail to eat some fucking rice and shit noodles.

As for the doctor's visit, as others have pointed out, there is absolutely no way it occured... Another brazen lie that is so easily picked apart... "My doctor was totally fine with Optavia (...) until I told them the calorie count?" The fuck?

First of all, a doctor would be pleased to see their 100+ BMI patient reducing their calorie intake to 900 calories per day. Amber has somehow convinced herself less than 5000 calories a day will literally kill her, but using a doctor as a mouthpiece for this sentiment is so far out there it's insane. 900 isn't even that much of a restriction if you consider the TDEE of woman of Amber's height and age at a normal weight is right around 1500 calories. She has breakfast, lunch, and dinner stored for an entire year in that fat gut of hers if she needed, and every person besides her knows it, including a fucking doctor. "900 calories a day isn't good for me", no, weighing 600 fucking pounds isn't good for you. There is no diet that is worse for you than that, lmao.

Secondly, she's trying to tell us that she just said the name Optavia and the doctor was like "yep, sounds good" without asking any questions? Because I'm pretty sure the first question they would ask is "how many calories will you be eating each day?" It's the most important piece of information, and you're telling me the doctor wouldn't ask for it up front?

What a tiresome person. Honestly just say you want to be a fat hillbilly and eat garbage until you die a fat hillbilly death. It would be so much more dignified than what she has been doing for the last 5 years.

 

[Aldora]

Watching her lie through her teeth "I was like, feeling so amazing and I wasn't even hungry!! ...But this program ain't for me booboo!" Sorry I'm pissed a bit but what in the fuck does this mean? Just tell the fucking truth, you were hungry. Not even Amber is dumb enough to both feel amazing and not feel any hunger and just straight up bail to eat some fucking rice and shit noodles

Amber was never hungry on this OPTAvia diet, she was still eating orange chicken and take outs. GUARANTEED!

 

[Cataloons]

I'm waiting for the deliciousness of when she starts her weight loss sugery jowrnee by being placed on a 900 calorie/day diet for a month or so before anyone gets near her with a scapel.

 

[Malibougie]

This was exactly what we were all expecting- quit before the end of the first week, have a tragedy that would make her binge (d&d engagement, becky’s Family hates her), greasy ass hair/poop bun, lots of excuses and (ir) rationalization and I am STILL triggered.

It proves my point that she doesn’t love the idea of a healthy future more than food and instant gratification. Helpless and hopeless. This one was going to work guise, it had to.

I wish someone would do a mash up vid of her vid of her raving about how this plan was the answer and this bullshit. It would be great to hear her contradict herself in one vlog mixed together with the idea and reality. She’s a a trash barge fire.

 

[raritycunt]

I can't wait for her to go back to Twitter, every person who she snubbed for their well wishing opinion is gonna cackle.

 

[mekalekahi]

It's crazy watching her decide to quit optavia and then announce thats shes just going to go back to eating healthy which she has said about 15,000 times on YouTube and it hasn't progressed past one meal ever.

How do you film yourself multiple times a week and verbally say out loud that you binge constantly/ have no control and STILL attempt to eat healthy all on your own like the food addiction and issues with food will magically go away one day. Now we have a cold and bad news again,damn can she catch a break?

 

[Aldora]

Can we have a moment of silence for the OPTAvia "health coach" who just lost $400 a month?

 

[Malibougie]

She said weight watchers wasn’t good for her because she could eat what she wanted, and optivia was good because it was restrictive. Now optivia is a no go and she is going to free range “health eating” where she has zero restrictions. Good plan, Jan. Let me know how it works out for you. You will be the next skinny ledgend.

 

[fat]

Can we have a moment of silence for the OPTAvia "health coach" who just lost $400 a month?

More like applaud them for making the easiest 400 bucks they will ever make shilling that garbage.

 

[plastic holic]

And with this, the optavia era is over.

I thought it was gonna be good one, lads. RIP.

 

[raritycunt]

And with this, the optavia era is over.

I thought it was gonna be good one, lads. RIP.

Right? I figured we’d get at least three or four vlogs more than we have out of it

 

[JambledUpWords]

Right? I figured we’d get at least three or four vlogs more than we have out of it

She just combined about 3-4 vlogs into one video.

 

[Malibougie]

She didn’t look or sound like she was getting over a bad chest cold. Although she did look like death as usual.

Her color and face looks more and more like uncle fester each vlog.