Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DaintyHole]

She was fuming because she didn't get to cheat and dump Destiny. I'll give her this, though. It was probably very disturbing and confusing to Amber, since AFAIK, it was the first time that she didn't cheat and break up with a girl.

I was just about to reply this. Our gorl is a narcissist. She was "hurt" by the fact that someone could ever dream of, not only dumping her, but cheating on her. That's why she's hung up on Destiny. Not because she loved her per se, but because she lost whatever Destiny brought to the table before she had a back-up or was done using her and was ready to move on. IE someone to clean (what little was done was by Destiny), give her rides, etc. It was about control, and she lost it.

 

[Tampon Head]

She's qualified to work in the stocking department at WalMart. She'd also get the added bonus of 10% off everything in the store outside of the grocery department.

I know this isn't serious, but working in the stocking department and loading items onto the store counters is somewhat physically demanding. Someone that is Becky's size wouldn't have the stamina to stay on their feet for hours upon hours.

Becky is a lazy waste of space, but I do hope she gets a job. At least it'll give her time to be away from Amberlynn's greasy hellhole.

 

[homadesoop]

Tiresome. You're depressed because you lack any kind of self discipline. You have a toddler level of self discipline. Even a 4 year old will, once in awhile, "save something for later".

 

[Puta Bruja]

Becky suggested going for a short walk and eating a salad instead of wasting $400 on a box of diet crap while sending her to MacDonald's

Necky wouldn't dare to suggest something so ridiculous to big AL. That's a quick way to get completely cut off from future graphic tee purchases and new coloring books. No way boo boo. Big AL knows best and Necky is her ultimate yes man.

How many times has she used the "I received bad news" excuse when she failed to follow through with something? It's always something she refuses to disclose simply because it doesn't really exist and she's not smart enough to think of anything. Said bad news always seems to immediately disappear and never to be heard about again.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

I figured that, I mostly meant the name “ Greg” when I saw that my first thought was Becky was transitioning into the teenage boy she’s always wanted to be.

I'm 90% sure it's a reference to Danny Gonzalez, who calls his fanbase Greg

 

[Masta]

This was posted Jan. 30th, couldn’t she pick a better excuse because she knew about the calories before even starting..
The food was shit and she knows it.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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This was posted Jan. 30th, couldn’t she pick a better excuse because she knew about the calories before even starting..
The food was shit and she knows it.

Amber should have an experiment of reading a middle school biology text book instead. She’d probably learn more from that than any “experiment” she’s conducting.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

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This was posted Jan. 30th, couldn’t she pick a better excuse because she knew about the calories before even starting..
The food was shit and she knows it.

Why not see a weight loss surgeon and come up with a plan? Why is it a hypothesis, what experiment? You eat 1200 calories a day high protein low carb diet you will lose weight. Settled science.

 

[Malibougie]

According to the facebook group, she has deleted any questions about whatever that noise was. So whether that proves it was a fart or not idk but it has definitely been asked and not answered.

She was on an early comment deleting spree as soon as she posted this vid that is sure to be remembered as a pivitol moment in the weight gain saga.

She doesn't have anyone close to her personally to help her either. Everyone around her is fat.

everyone around her hates her and is fat

 

[EH 110]

Why not see a weight loss surgeon and come up with a plan? Why is it a hypothesis, what experiment? You eat 1200 calories a day high protein low carb diet you will lose weight. Settled science.

She talked about what Dr. Now has his patients do before surgery. All she has to do is follow his plan. Instead, she'll look for the next "quick fix."

 

[ADHD]

Our gorl needs some love:

 

[Dokkaebi]

I can't fight this binging anymore
I've forgotten what I started dieting for
It's time to send Becky to the store
And throw away the protein bars, forever
'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started youtube for
And if I fall upon the floor
Can't get up anymore
Baybee I can't feel my feet anymore

 

[JambledUpWords]

Our gorl needs some love:
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Ah yes, back from her week of binging

 

[ADHD]

Ah yes, back from her week of binging

She actually stayed off Twitter for almost 2 weeks. That's much longer than she's lasted on any diets she's done in the last couple years.

 

[JambledUpWords]

What she should do now is stay off food

 

[Xenomorph]

Why do these mongs think she would do WLS? She would need to prove by LOSING WEIGHT before even being considered.

She cant even lose it now what makes them think she would for WLS?

The fuck?

 

[chicken wings]

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This was posted Jan. 30th, couldn’t she pick a better excuse because she knew about the calories before even starting..
The food was shit and she knows it.

Bleeding hell It's going to be a massive calorie deficit still nonethelss similar to what Ocatavia was offering. The cycle repeats. Incoming sassy mukbang followed by a crying video.

 

[worthitdummy]

I can't fight this binging anymore
I've forgotten what I started dieting for
It's time to send Becky to the store
And throw away the protein bars, forever
'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started youtube for
And if I fall upon the floor
Can't get up anymore
Baybee I can't feel my feet anymore

*snaps in place of claps* Tragically more poetic than anything Hamber has ever written.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber: Fuelings, nothing more than fuelings...

Becky: Amber!! (hands her a cup of soda)

Amber: Proper!

 

[Bunny]

She shouldn't get weight loss surgery. She'll just expand the new small stomach back to the size of this one. Or if she's really dumb she'll rip it in the first week and have to have surgery again. And one thing I'm really confused about is why did she stop Weight Watchers? She said she lost weight on it, but she was eating like shit. Okay, but 1. it was working and 2. so you were eating like shit, but you were still losing weight! It's healthier than being 600 pounds. And as you lose weight, your points go down so she'd have to choose healthier options. I'm wasting my time here because Amber logic makes no sense. She's so frustrating.