Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

How awkward is it to keep the last name of your fiancée after you break up and don’t wanna be friends anymore.

Wonder what Jerry wanted to talk about to remain friends. Probably something needy and self-centered, like playing Warcraft or something.

Guess we’ll never find out. Lizzy probably doesn’t want to shit talk Jerry just yet, and no one here should want to try and pry it out of her.
 
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History repeats itself, everybody. Give it a few weeks, maybe months, and we'll be right back to Jerry autistically screeching, "LIZZY SWATTED ME!"
In fact, let me lay down a prediction.

Lizzy claims to be lesbian, but she would only be with Jerry if he kept his dick.
"Honey, Jerry, I love you, and I'm totally a lesbian, but I need your penis. If I'm in a relationship I need penis, that's just how it works,"-NotARealQuote
And when you think about that, Lizzy is as much of a fraud as Jerry. She's probably just another straight white Tumbr chick that can't get a man, so she goes for trannies. (Now, imagine if Jerry were actually genuine and suffering from dysphoria. He's not, but if he was, that's a fucked up thing for Lizzy to do.)

I bet Jerry will attack her for contributing to his 'dysphoria' and using him for his body. Then he can claim for more victim points.
 
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You know, Lily, you can just make posts yourself. You don't have to Anon your own blog for it.
 
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"Hey lily, what's your subscriber count?"
"Hey lily, what's your subscriber count now?"
"Hey lily, what's your subscriber count now?"
"Hey lily, what's your subscriber count now?"
"Hey lily, what's your subscriber count now?"

Oddly enough, recommendations and advice give him stress *sigh**sigh**sigh* but asking about his sub count doesn't.
 
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“Good Anime” is completely fucking buried under the garbage.


It's called Sturgeon's Law, Lily. 90% of everything is shit.
90% of all Anime is shit.
90% of all Western Animation is shit.
90% of all movies, tv shows, books, theater plays, fanfictions, video games, ect. are shit.

By your logic you might as well close down your channel now, because every conceivable medium you could possibly make videos about is buried under piles of garbage.

"Said garbage is often so obscenely garbage that it makes me (and many others) uncomfortable to sift through."

Well then don't watch the shows that make you uncomfortable. There's an endless amount of inoffensive ones you could watch instead. It's not fucking rocket science.

"What weebs think is “tact and grace” often isn’t, and as a result misdirection happens very often. "

So exactly the same as all the other shows you bitched about for not protraying an issue in exactly the way you wanted it to be portrayed and you still made a ton of videos about it?

"The “Good Anime” isn’t in English"

"So fucking what?" I ask you.
Since you burnwatch all your shows at 300% speed anyway, it doesn't really make a difference if you don't understand the language spoken in it.

Also, there is this brilliant new thing called SUBTITLES. Try to read those at 300% and you basically have the same experience.

"Are you getting it now?"

Yes, you're a lazy fuck who doesn't want to branch out into other stuff because it would create expectations of more content among your fans, and you're not willing to make that effort, because you hate your fans.
 
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“Good Anime” is completely fucking buried under the garbage.


It's called Sturgeon's Law, Lily. 90% of everything is shit.
90% of all Anime is shit.
90% of all Western Animation is shit.
90% of all movies, tv shows, books, theater plays, fanfictions, video games, ect. are shit.

By your logic you might as well close down your channel now, because every conceivable medium you could possibly make videos about is buried under piles of garbage.

"Said garbage is often so obscenely garbage that it makes me (and many others) uncomfortable to sift through."

Well then don't watch the shows that make you uncomfortable. There's an endless amount of inoffensive ones you could watch instead. It's not fucking rocket science.

"What weebs think is “tact and grace” often isn’t, and as a result misdirection happens very often. "

So exactly the same as all the other shows you bitched about for not protraying an issue in exactly the way you wanted it to be portrayed and you still made a ton of videos about it?

"The “Good Anime” isn’t in English"

"So fucking what?" I ask you.
Since you burnwatch all your shows at 300% speed anyway, it doesn't really make a difference if you don't understand the language spoken in it.

Also, there is this brilliant new thing called SUBTITLES. Try to read those at 300% and you basically have the same experience.

"Are you getting it now?"

Yes, you're a lazy fuck who doesn't want to branch out into other stuff because it would create expectations of more content among your fans, and you're not willing to make that effort, because you hate your fans.
None of the shows you've likely watched (or previewed) are objectively shit, Jerry, stop talking about them as if they are, and stop acting like the arbiter of all that is good in entertainment, you pompous ass

Your idea of "good media" is your shitty self-insert power fantasy where your 3 year olds are lesbians and your transsexual main protagonist can destroy the earth and the Hebrew God by snapping a finger

And then there's this
"Anime is garbage because none of the good ones are localized yet"

Just watch anime in english subs fam, it literally isn't that hard

Jerry is so obscenely garbage that just reading through his thread here is too intensely shitty sometimes.
same, john
 
Somebody drew Peet fanart where her OCs kill Steven Universe because children wanting people to get along is stupid, I guess.

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Peet found it “satisfying”.
This "comic" is the perfect example of how hypocritical Jerry is.
He will shit and spew on about how Steven Universe's characters are awful and unrealistic, meanwhile his OC-DONUT-STEELs are literal invincible, indestructible gods that can never be killed, and are absolutely 100% perfect in the world of the story.
And, without any hint of irony or self-awareness, said Mary-Sue overpowered self-insert OCs proceed to use their omega ultra super godmode powers to kill the character Jerry sees as unrealistic and poorly written.

It also shows just how fucking twisted Jerry's sense of morality is. Fuck getting along, right? War and violence with no compromise, the true manly man's way!
 
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Well obviously the Anon was trying to use a quote from a game you liked, to reinforce your fucking point.
Try to keep up, Lily.

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I'm starting to think that Lily's fanbase suffers from a collective case of Battered Wife Syndrome.
I could explain why else they keep coming back to her.

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A pure angel who supports and enables your pedophilic fantasies.

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Except for the beach episode, and the other beach episode, and the all the instances where they were bathing and swimming in their underwear.

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Apparently she's never heard of subtitles.

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Well of course they would. Those people are your battered wife-fans.
All the people who could make a case for Anime being great medium, and Starlight Glimmer being a good character, are also the kind of people you'd never openly debate, because they might show how full of shit you are.

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Saying that "it's not all bad" isn't "by default admitting that a vast majority of it is" you pillock

Pretty sure the defense is "Anime is a great medium" and that it's "not complete garbage", you're focusing exclusively on the percieved bad (because that's exactly what it is, like I said, you're not the arbiter of good media, Jerry, your idea of good media is a self-insert power fantasy so much so that you used it as an example of good media in your Steven Universe video) and treating the percieved bad as if it's representative of the entire medium. It's like saying that because your buffalo wings have bones in them that means all buffalo wings are garbage.

In other words, you're autistically poisoning the well, Jerry.
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Have you tried just watching it and giving a sentence or two of opinion?
Or are you too lazy to do even that much?

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That sounds like someone asking for professional advice, not personal advice.
Not that you are qualified to give either, in any case.

It pains me to think about this young up and comer with new ideas being ruined by Lily's bad faith shit. And then Lily just fuckin rejects em when they ask how to not do what Lily complains about endlessly
 
You know what a real statistic worth following would be for Lily's Videos? tge average view count with in the first seven days after (or something to that effect) after being uploaded. I don't watch even a third of the people I'm subscribed to on youtube so the new number of 80 thousand means shit when you think about it. the average view count of any given video is where it really ought be put in since that shows the number of people actually watching the videos on averag
What the fuck good is this miserable loser for if not to give his opinions on animation? Why the fuck does he even exist?
Unsolicited opinions, crap extremist political views, and so called "Hot takes."
 
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You know what a real statistic worth following would be for Lily's Videos? tge average view count with in the first seven days after (or something to that effect) after being uploaded. I don't watch even a third of the people I'm subscribed to on youtube so the new number of 80 thousand means shit when you think about it. the average view count of any given video is where it really ought be put in since that shows the number of people actually watching the videos on averag

Unsolicited opinions, crap extremist political views, and so called "Hot takes."

Taking a look at the average views of GoW, him having 80,000 subs makes his view count even worse proportionally. It means an even smaller fraction of his audience is actually retentive and watching his content than we thought.
 
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Taking a look at the average views of GoW, him having 80,000 subs makes his view count even worse proportionally. It means an even smaller fraction of his audience is actually retentive and watching his content than we thought.
Why does he hide his sub count and shit. What's the point? Most people don't care, and what's worse, he's criticized other youtubers for not doing it (mainly Josh of course)
 
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