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I equate troll tipping to going to one of those dunk contests at the carnival. You pay money in hopes of sinking some poor sap, this is case you are seeing if you can bait the pig. Not the wisest use of someone's money but entertainment dollars have been spent on worse

Thing is, though, you can run up and slap the target without paying a cent (just saying something in chat to get DSP rolling and tag him to make sure he sees it). Yeah, you might get kicked out of the carnival (banned), but you achieve the same goal.
 
phil says we're jealous of him
let me ask
why would i be jealous of such an out of shape cowardly hypochondriac?

he gets a regular cold, and he thinks he's dying
he thinks if he doesn't move his legs every hour or two he'll die
walking around the house is an intense workout
doing laundry makes him feel like he's having a heart attack
and slipping on ice may cause a fall, sure he didn't say what's so horrid about that, but i'm sure he'd think he'd break his spine or end up with a cracked skull, bleeding to death all over the sidewalk.
 
phil says we're jealous of him
let me ask
why would i be jealous of such an out of shape cowardly hypochondriac?

he gets a regular cold, and he thinks he's dying
he thinks if he doesn't move his legs every hour or two he'll die
walking around the house is an intense workout
doing laundry makes him feel like he's having a heart attack
and slipping on ice may cause a fall, sure he didn't say what's so horrid about that, but i'm sure he'd think he'd break his spine or end up with a cracked skull, bleeding to death all over the sidewalk.

Because he thinks money is the MOST important thing in the world for everyone.
 
phil says we're jealous of him
let me ask
why would i be jealous of such an out of shape cowardly hypochondriac?

he gets a regular cold, and he thinks he's dying
he thinks if he doesn't move his legs every hour or two he'll die
walking around the house is an intense workout
doing laundry makes him feel like he's having a heart attack
and slipping on ice may cause a fall, sure he didn't say what's so horrid about that, but i'm sure he'd think he'd break his spine or end up with a cracked skull, bleeding to death all over the sidewalk.
He says this to convince himself, not others, that everyone is jealous of his "awesome" life. Of course no one believe this nonsense, even his "fans" who know that he's a joke .
 
Because he thinks money is the MOST important thing in the world for everyone.

Not to Phil, so you braindead Detractors are all WRONG, INCORRECT, NAY, NADA, ABSOLUTELY NOT

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Because he thinks money is the MOST important thing in the world for everyone.


We are jealous of him because Phil is living the American Dream. Phil is the ultimate underdog, shunned from the helicopter factory but through hard work and determination managed to get himself into massive debt and create his own little reality/prison in a small corner of Reston, Washington with a good (insane) woman by his side. He is a living Lifetime movie. Next Christmas we will all be watching "Goutopia: A journey of triumph and delusion".
 
did he actually say "I'm just repeating what other people say"?
i thought everyone else was a stupid games journalist and or a shill?

People are fucking sheep d00d. They have such ADHD they just go along with whatever everyone else says instead of forming their own thoughts and drawing their own conclusions.

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Lol DSP learned geography now that muhbusiness is in peril

DSP in panic mode cause most of his fans are from EU confirmed.
 
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Just pretend you like the pig belching out of a desperate desire to be macho and to spite his audience and he might stop. He fucking quit crinkling his bottle when people did that.
 
https://twitter.com/Lipjann/status/1096893489147723776

If you've never had a personal reason for hating the human being, on this planet, named Philip Burnell aka DarksydePhil this bastard has the balls, THE FUCKING BALLS, to finagle distress regarding "losing his house" AFTER receiving close to a quarter of what an average household financially makes in an entire year ON ONE DAY. WHICH CAME FROM ONE GODDAMN PERSON.
 
https://twitter.com/Lipjann/status/1096893489147723776

If you've never had a personal reason for hating the human being, on this planet, named Philip Burnell aka DarksydePhil this bastard has the fucking balls to finagle distress regarding "losing his house" AFTER receiving close to a quarter of what an average household financially makes in an entire year ON ONE DAY.

It's very similar to the Onision saga a while back. He's exaggerating the potential problems he might face, knowing full well he'll never lose the house. The entire thing relies on his viewers being children.
 
It's very similar to the Onision saga a while back. He's exaggerating the potential problems he might face, knowing full well he'll never lose the house. The entire thing relies on his viewers being children.

This sack of shit, LITERALLY SAID, the last thing in the world he would do is leave/sell his house. HE LITERALLY SAID THIS LAST YEAR.
 
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This tweet is classic Phil. He obviously doesn't want to play the game because he doesn't like that type of game. But he can't say that because he's too scared to put his foot down for personal reasons. Instead, he shits on the game without having played it, while implying that he is actually still considering it. In addition to that, there is a free demo that he could try, but is refusing to for the reason that he doesn't think he'll like it. But he can't just commit to that and drop it. Every time it is a game he does not want to play, we have to get this dance where he positions himself as an anti-hype contrarian, and he is the only person who has seen through the bullshit and knows the game is bad. He has to be right and validated in his decision not to play it, even when there is no obvious reason to have not at least tried it.

But the part that gets me is that he'll then shit on people for judging games before they release, listening to reviews, and not having the "self-control" to wait until someone like him plays the game and gives you their honest opinion. So whose woke opinions is Phil listening to? And if he listens to people, why don't I just listen to them and cut out the middle man? Tweets like this, by Phil's own logic, show that he is completely irrelevant. Or in pig-speak, 'not pertinent'.

And the grand finale is that we have another obnoxious, only vaguely appropriate reaction gif. He almost has a script for these situations now so let me finish it. If Anthem gains traction and is well received (particularly on streams), Phil will say everyone are sheep and then reluctantly pick it up once his mods can help him, or he'll double down on that for the rest of time. If Anthem is a flop or anything from a moderate success down, Phil will claim that he was woke from the start, that he was right to never touch it, and fuck everyone who even suggested he play it. I think I just saved myself listening to a couple of prestream rants.

"Thats it folks. great contributions today"
I would love to hear him start speaking transparently. "You guys gave me a decent amount of money today." It's always unbridled greed when you take out his careful buzz words, but his paypigs don't seem to understand the concept of a thesaurus.
 
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It's very similar to the Onision saga a while back. He's exaggerating the potential problems he might face, knowing full well he'll never lose the house. The entire thing relies on his viewers being children.
That's just Phil though. He always tells everyone the worst case scenario even when he knows it won't go down like that. The idea he won't know how much he owes in taxes until right before the deadline is absurd. The only way that is true is if his lazy ass procrastinates and doesn't get his info to his incredibly expensive tax attorney. That is a believable scenario but he acts like it is somehow out of his control when anyone who has ever paid taxes knows it isn't.

He only said It once but he did let slip his trip to see his parents might happen in April, what a coincidence. I'm sure he made his parents pay for the trip but he's going to need quite a bit of spending money to take Kat around to all the places he took Leanna to. It is hilarious he treats a personal relationship just like he does video games. It is the exact same relationship and either Phil will brute force his way to a soul mate or keep failing until he(or she) rage quits. The only problem is Kat didn't get all the vacations and soap business she just took over where Leanna left off. Will be interesting to see where it goes.
 
I do love how taxes are what Dave is falling back on to beg for money so hard, Like this shit is just wild. The government isn't out to put people out of house and home through fucking taxes, whatever number he owes cant be that absurd for the money hes making, unless hes still paying some penalty from years ago because of that detractor accountant dood. I honestly cant remember, hes been crying about taxes so long its just all melded into one big cry fest for me.
 
I do love how taxes are what Dave is falling back on to beg for money so hard, Like this shit is just wild. The government isn't out to put people out of house and home through fucking taxes, whatever number he owes cant be that absurd for the money hes making, unless hes still paying some penalty from years ago because of that detractor accountant dood. I honestly cant remember, hes been crying about taxes so long its just all melded into one big cry fest for me.

It is bullshit and DSP knows it which is why he is so vague. I knew a guy who had his own business and he made a metric fuckload of money one year and the IRS came knocking because his predicted taxes weren’t even close to adding up. All they did was send a letter, he called some government peon, and a payment plan was set up. Uncle Sam only cares about actually getting their money, they’re very happy to work with you to get it paid. You’re a nobody, they ain’t gonna fuck with you unless they have to.

You might have to pay a penalty, sure, but they’ll work that into the payment plan so you aren’t fucked.
 
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