House Hunting and begging for money in the same week
Wew
Yeah, I knew that one was coming...
1. Theory on the whole Cuck Househunt 2019 fiasco: I think it is possible that Becca actually means it when she says they realized that "the wedding and buying a house would be too much." This bitch can't handle reading a tweet without crawling under a table at work, how could she handle getting married and buying a house at the same time? Of course, she is a liar, so she may be hiding a loan rejection or something.
As for the overall cuck finances, it wouldn't surprise me at all if Jackson's mom was willing to help with a large down payment. That is not uncommon with wealthy families who may not want to finance their kids' frivolous day-to-day foolishness, BUT are willing to put money behind something that is harder to fuck up and may hint at their brat FINALLY growing up. Also, I know that we like to think that Cuckson is making a tiny amount at Disney, but do we truly know that? I know it grinds people to think of him making significantly more than he did as GamingUberDriver when he seems like such a fucking idiot, but he does have those family connections. Do we have any hard data on what lawyers with his type of job actually make or is it just anecdotal? Also, what exactly is his title?
But yes, if they approach a bank with just a) Becca's shitty temp job b) a paralegal-level job for Cuckson and c) no job for CuckKraut, then, yeah, I think they might get rejected for the kind of loan they are trying to get.
2. Yeah, that BBQ looks pretty damn mediocre for the cost (and that more recent meal looks downright disgusting). Classic Basic Becca. For someone who has lived in South Florida, NYC, and LA, she has very basic tastes...
The brisket and sausage look fine, but that pulled pork looks drier than a desert. The hipster pickled onions are not authentic (but I do like them, personally, if done right). The cole slaw looks OK, but the macaroni looks mediocre at best and is not baked. And pork AND cheese on the same damn plate? So kosher...
Also, the elephant in the living room: WHO THE FUCK goes to Koreatown for AMERICAN BBQ? There are literally a dozen amazing Korean BBQs within a couple blocks of this place! Yeah, different style, but still delicious. And far cheaper for what you get. As someone mentioned, drive a few miles south into the "scary" part of town and get American BBQ from blacks who moved to LA from the South and know what they are doing...
As for the Euro who was ripping on American BBQ: Please don't judge an entire cuisine on these fucking schmucks and their terrible taste or the slobs you might see on a Reality TV show. Getting serious BBQ right involves mastering sauce, dry rubs, proper wood and meat (nothing will save weak meat) selection, temperatures, cooking time for various meats... and can take years to master if you don't have a pitmaster showing you the ropes. I've been lucky to eat all around the world, and top-level American BBQ can hang with anything on Earth.
Basic Becca is someone who thinks the fucking Disney Rainforest Cafe is fine dining just because they give her souvenir glasses to appease her Disney autism... damn, she makes me mad at the internet.