DSP's Loan & Savings Company

maybe instead of paying taxes to be able to refinance, he wants to pay most of his debts so he can then get more loans to pay house

As dumb as Phil is, I doubt there's a loan company out there that would look at him and give him money. Even with stupid high rates, the chances of recouping that money would be zero considering his business is begging, no actual employment and yearly earning up and down (but remember you're a real dummy if you have a full-time job).
 
Wait, I'm confused because I don't know much about small businesses.

Why would DSP have to pay interest and penalties on 2018 taxes? Do you have to pay them quarterly, or is DSP making shit up? Or is DSP claiming that he never paid is 2017 taxes?

I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure that the quarterly payments are "pre-pay" estimates, and what you pay in April is what you might get dinged on if late. Correct me if I'm wrong.
 
I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure that the quarterly payments are "pre-pay" estimates, and what you pay in April is what you might get dinged on if late. Correct me if I'm wrong.
You are correct. It is an option for small business owners to either pay quarterly, or all at once in April. The "penalty" is very negligible by design and DSP trying to present it as something that makes it harder to pay is laughable.

He doesn't and shouldn't get a pass by his fans(but he will), because even if you ignored his previous years filing taxes and just accepted he was somehow surprised last year, this year he has absolutely no excuse.
 
As dumb as Phil is, I doubt there's a loan company out there that would look at him and give him money. Even with stupid high rates, the chances of recouping that money would be zero considering his business is begging, no actual employment and yearly earning up and down (but remember you're a real dummy if you have a full-time job).

I’ve thought about this too. It’s weird he’s been able to get mortgages. I’m fairly certain his parents signed on both his mortgages so if he ends up going under at some point on either payment, he’s taking them with him.

I have no proof on this but it is just a theory.
 
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Wasn't he collecting money to refinance his house in April? But also the taxes have to be paid in April? But also everything always goes to his bills? But he also has to pay back the credit card company/bank because he (nearly) overdrafted his bank account?

I'm hellish confused to where E7's money is aimed at. But in any case, it's never enough money cuz APPARENTLY the state wants more money than you actually earn, which is 100% not Phil's fault in any way, he did everything correct, this is normal rich politician book smart behavior. And if you don't pay they will prepare a nice bath of concrete. Totally.

And this should be the USA, the land of the free, where you can life way over your means? Bullshit! Nobody told me! False advertisement!
 
Wasn't he collecting money to refinance his house in April? But also the taxes have to be paid in April? But also everything always goes to his bills? But he also has to pay back the credit card company/bank because he (nearly) overdrafted his bank account?

I'm hellish confused to where E7's money is aimed at. But in any case, it's never enough money cuz APPARENTLY the state wants more money than you actually earn, which is 100% not Phil's fault in any way, he did everything correct, this is normal rich politician book smart behavior. And if you don't pay they will prepare a nice bath of concrete. Totally.

And this should be the USA, the land of the free, where you can life way over your means? Bullshit! Nobody told me! False advertisement!
You know what else is due in April? His property tax.
 
I'm convinced Phil is already on a payment plan but is lying to everyone in a major attempt to increase his income.

Taxes / bills seem insurmountable at this point. All we can really calculate is how much DSP is pulling in (assuming nothing else behind the scenes) but we know his debt is starting to catch up to him. Minimum payments won't kill him, but he knows 20%+ interest rates will. With the income he used to make he probably got flooded with credit card offers and constantly transferred balances, only paying around 3% on the total as a fee but buying himself time with typical 18 month 0% apr offers* (that will usually back charge interest if you fail to pay).

He needs to get his earnings back up or else he'll struggle convincing a bank to refinance him. I don't know if a HELOC is out of the equation as he'd never put his ego over his house as collateral. If he can refinance he can take care of all his 'bills', taxes, $1k/month CT condo payments, etc. and knock his rates down to ~5%.

He's always talking about payments. He knows what he can afford to pay monthly on debt and won't care about the principal balance because he'll tack everything onto a credit line, especially if the interest rate is significantly lower.
 
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I'm convinced Phil is already on a payment plan but is lying to everyone in a major attempt to increase his income.

Taxes / bills seem insurmountable at this point. All we can really calculate is how much DSP is pulling in (assuming nothing else behind the scenes) but we know his debt is starting to catch up to him. Minimum payments won't kill him, but he knows 20%+ interest rates will. With the income he used to make he probably got flooded with credit card offers and constantly transferred balances, only paying around 3% on the total as a fee but buying himself time with typical 18 month 0% apr offers* (that will usually back charge interest if you fail to pay).

He needs to get his earnings back up or else he'll struggle convincing a bank to refinance him. I don't know if a HELOC is out of the equation as he'd never put his ego over his house as collateral. If he can refinance he can take care of all his 'bills', taxes, $1k/month CT condo payments, etc. and knock his rates down to ~5%.

He's always talking about payments. He knows what he can afford to pay monthly on debt and won't care about the principal balance because he'll tack everything onto a credit line, especially if the interest rate is significantly lower.

I’m convinced Phil is a lying sack of doo doo who needs to be tossed down into Buffalo Bill’s pit of fun.

Let’s look at this situation as black and white as we can. Let’s say you are a Phil fan for whatever reason. Fine. No judgement here. For the last 2-3 years though there has been a massive increase in begging. No long time fan or even casual fan can possibly deny that.

Now any fan old enough to understand the basic principals of money, bills and taxes would at some point have to start questioning things. They can see he makes bank, it’s posted everywhere what he makes on average in a day/week/month/year.

At what point do these fans stop for a few minutes and begin questioning it all? When does the average fan who has maybe donated $100-500 over the course of a year or two start wondering where exactly his money went?

When do these fans start speaking up and asking for proof, or tax returns? I like to know where my money is going, but I’m just lowly pleb who works a real adult job in the eyes of DSP. Jealous of all he has.

The blind follow the blind (or dumb follow the dumb, whatever). These people obviously believe everything he says and don’t question what their money is being used for. They also don’t care about enabling a, let’s face it, dangerous lifestyle.

A fool is easily separated from their money. Somehow they have all congregated towards Phil.

Out of the 3 big gamer cows (DSP, LTG, Wings), if you have to throw your money at a scumbag at least give it to Wings. That dude is at least actively trying to better himself and when he isn’t being trolled to fucking death, he is actually pretty happy on stream lately. Phil is deteriorating at a breakneck pace and LTG will never change.
 
I’m convinced Phil is a lying sack of doo doo who needs to be tossed down into Buffalo Bill’s pit of fun.

Let’s look at this situation as black and white as we can. Let’s say you are a Phil fan for whatever reason. Fine. No judgement here. For the last 2-3 years though there has been a massive increase in begging. No long time fan or even casual fan can possibly deny that.

Now any fan old enough to understand the basic principals of money, bills and taxes would at some point have to start questioning things. They can see he makes bank, it’s posted everywhere what he makes on average in a day/week/month/year.

At what point do these fans stop for a few minutes and begin questioning it all? When does the average fan who has maybe donated $100-500 over the course of a year or two start wondering where exactly his money went?

When do these fans start speaking up and asking for proof, or tax returns? I like to know where my money is going, but I’m just lowly pleb who works a real adult job in the eyes of DSP. Jealous of all he has.

The blind follow the blind (or dumb follow the dumb, whatever). These people obviously believe everything he says and don’t question what their money is being used for. They also don’t care about enabling a, let’s face it, dangerous lifestyle.

A fool is easily separated from their money. Somehow they have all congregated towards Phil.

Out of the 3 big gamer cows (DSP, LTG, Wings), if you have to throw your money at a scumbag at least give it to Wings. That dude is at least actively trying to better himself and when he isn’t being trolled to fucking death, he is actually pretty happy on stream lately. Phil is deteriorating at a breakneck pace and LTG will never change.

dont you know, curiosity warrants the ban hammer in phils dictatorship
 
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At what point do these fans stop for a few minutes and begin questioning it all?
I think they are catching on. His tip goals succeeded in January and failed miserably in February. Maybe it's just one bad day but yesterday he barely got any tips at all. We might be seeing people who normally donate a lot have complete awareness that DSP just got paid $17K a few days ago.
 
I think they are catching on. His tip goals succeeded in January and failed miserably in February. Maybe it's just one bad day but yesterday he barely got any tips at all. We might be seeing people who normally donate a lot have complete awareness that DSP just got paid $17K a few days ago.

So he fails at tips but makes $200+ in cheers and subs. They are substituting one dumbass way to part with their money for another. I also called days ago that some new cunt would come aboard and gift a ton of subs to hit the new goal.

These losers see the word “GOAL” and it moistens their panties to flood levels that they can’t help but be the one who achieves said goal so they can have their day on top of the gout mountain. It’s like clockwork every time.

Hey twatfuck Phil, I know you read this so here is some free advice:

Make bigger sub goals with real fucking rewards. The mass of idiots who actually like you will flock to it. It’s obvious they don’t give two fucks what it is. Have 3 sub goals ready to go at all time. And make them in 50 sub increments. A new cuck shall emerge every time to fulfill said goal.

How he has not seen that pattern is mind boggling. I don’t have a fancy smancy finance degree or whatever the fuck he has, but even I can see a clear pattern of growth (inorganic as it may be it still translates to money) that would benefit him.
 
How he has not seen that pattern is mind boggling. I don’t have a fancy smancy finance degree or whatever the fuck he has, but even I can see a clear pattern of growth (inorganic as it may be it still translates to money) that would benefit him.

It's probably better not to mention it. His financial illiteracy is very entertaining.

I'd rather he still be ignorant enough to not understand things like Paypal's fee structure, or how to switch a credit card payment due date and then bitch about it.
 
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I’m convinced Phil is a lying sack of doo doo who needs to be tossed down into Buffalo Bill’s pit of fun.

Let’s look at this situation as black and white as we can. Let’s say you are a Phil fan for whatever reason. Fine. No judgement here. For the last 2-3 years though there has been a massive increase in begging. No long time fan or even casual fan can possibly deny that.

Now any fan old enough to understand the basic principals of money, bills and taxes would at some point have to start questioning things. They can see he makes bank, it’s posted everywhere what he makes on average in a day/week/month/year.

At what point do these fans stop for a few minutes and begin questioning it all? When does the average fan who has maybe donated $100-500 over the course of a year or two start wondering where exactly his money went?

When do these fans start speaking up and asking for proof, or tax returns? I like to know where my money is going, but I’m just lowly pleb who works a real adult job in the eyes of DSP. Jealous of all he has.

The blind follow the blind (or dumb follow the dumb, whatever). These people obviously believe everything he says and don’t question what their money is being used for. They also don’t care about enabling a, let’s face it, dangerous lifestyle.

A fool is easily separated from their money. Somehow they have all congregated towards Phil.

Out of the 3 big gamer cows (DSP, LTG, Wings), if you have to throw your money at a scumbag at least give it to Wings. That dude is at least actively trying to better himself and when he isn’t being trolled to fucking death, he is actually pretty happy on stream lately. Phil is deteriorating at a breakneck pace and LTG will never change.
Another thing confuse me about DSP fans, is that confronted with the question on why they support or give money to DSP most of them will say it's "help" Phil out or give "thanks" for the "free" content over the years. But in reality that not the case at all.
Their "help" and "thanks" not only reinforced his awful social behavior, but also failed to stop his reckless financial spending, increasingly worsen his game content and quality,made him more disliked in the internet, made him more hostile and toxic to those inside and outside his hugbox, and many other.

Of all of money dump to DSP by his fans, what do they get in return beside more begging, boredom, and lazy content? Nothing. It has gotten worse as he obviously hates and doesn't want to interact with them, only wants their money. Their "help" is not helping him not all considering it is making more of a miserable shut in.
 
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Another thing confuse me about DSP fans, is that confronted with the question on why they support or give money to DSP most of them will say it's "help" Phil out or give "thanks" for the "free" content over the years. But in reality that not the case at all.
Their "help" and "thanks" not only reinforced his awful social behavior, but also failed to stop his reckless financial spending, increasingly worsen his game content and quality,made him more disliked in the internet, made him more hostile and toxic to those inside and outside his hugbox, and many other.

Of all of money dump to DSP by his fans, what do they get in return beside more begging, boredom, and lazy content? Nothing. It has gotten worse as he obviously hates and doesn't want to interact with them, only wants their money. Their "help" is not helping him not all considering it is making more of a miserable shut in.

Yep. As I said they are enabling his dangerous lifestyle. Personally I don’t give a fuck. This asshole will have nothing in terms of legacy when he is a pile of bones and gout, aside from a pile of debt that will never be paid. I’d say sins of the father but procreation has to be out of the question at this point.
 
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So he fails at tips but makes $200+ in cheers and subs. They are substituting one dumbass way to part with their money for another. I also called days ago that some new cunt would come aboard and gift a ton of subs to hit the new goal.

These losers see the word “GOAL” and it moistens their panties to flood levels that they can’t help but be the one who achieves said goal so they can have their day on top of the gout mountain. It’s like clockwork every time.

To be fair, this is a Twitch thing and not just a DSP thing. A lot of Twitch viewers want the temporary attention they get from being at the top of donation leaderboards and stuff, and the couple of seconds they're addressed by the streamer to thank them for the money. There's a lot of "notice me sempai" behavior that's happening on Twitch streams.
 
To be fair, this is a Twitch thing and not just a DSP thing. A lot of Twitch viewers want the temporary attention they get from being at the top of donation leaderboards and stuff, and the couple of seconds they're addressed by the streamer to thank them for the money. There's a lot of "notice me sempai" behavior that's happening on Twitch streams.

You’re probably right. I haven’t been on twitch in months but that sounds about right. It’s a fucking cesspool.
 
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So he's apparently missing two 1099 forms from Youtube & Curse. And now he needs to take off at least 1 night to calculate his earnings and add them up so that he can submit his information on time by the end of the month to his tax attorney. No mention of ever actually reaching out to them to figure out where those forms are. I'm assuming his home address is attached to the LLC so if they sent paper copies he should've had them 1/31/19 the latest.

I'm not even going to start on the web of lies we've already tangled ourselves up with regarding this...

Or how easy it probably is for him to pull earnings from digital services - where everything's tracked nicely you just need to put the puzzle pieces together ala Excel.

But it's okay everyone, please keep tweeting him your constructive feedback to making the stream better!
 
So he's apparently missing two 1099 forms from Youtube & Curse. And now he needs to take off at least 1 night to calculate his earnings and add them up so that he can submit his information on time by the end of the month to his tax attorney. No mention of ever actually reaching out to them to figure out where those forms are. I'm assuming his home address is attached to the LLC so if they sent paper copies he should've had them 1/31/19 the latest.

I'm not even going to start on the web of lies we've already tangled ourselves up with regarding this...

Or how easy it probably is for him to pull earnings from digital services - where everything's tracked nicely you just need to put the puzzle pieces together ala Excel.

But it's okay everyone, please keep tweeting him your constructive feedback to making the stream better!
I don't think his business is an LLC...
 
I don't think his business is an LLC...

I apologize, I thought he was under 'Burnell Productions' or something, unless people were doing blanket searches online to try to locate it. I know he did confirm he was a sole proprietorship but kept mentioning LLC.

Regardless, the fact that people are handing him money in good faith are beyond foolish. But then again we already know the type of people that are his core supporters... Phil vehemently exclaimed he will NOT stop talking about money, because then his income stops you silly detractor.

"But if you told me to do it LESS, well now that's a legitimate suggestion."

Just as you're running a legitimate business Phil. At least, that's what you're trying to tell your creditors.
 
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