Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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For as much shit as people give Amber about her food. The vast majority of it is just bland and way over proportioned with a bunch of extra shit thrown in that doesn’t add to the palate. I think it Annas purposefully make bad food not only so they don’t feel guilty throwing it out but because it is physically hard to eat a lot of it.

Amber, like most things in her life, refuses to apply skills over the bare minimum that she knows and has gotten by in life. She could learn some basics to make better chili or how to properly season dishes, but Amber thinks Amber knows best and is just astounded by how amazing her skills even though they are rudimentary.

I’m sure Amber has made some heinous stuff but for the most part it’s just massive amounts of bland boring food and then binges on salty sugary fatty stuff cause on top of that - she doesn’t know how to balance a meal or bother to follow a recipe but she commits to the lie that she does as she shovels down on her soups stews chili etc. It’s tied to her narcissism of being the best at everything not food avoidance.
 
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bev said:
Nah, doesn't seem like it.
From kicking geese's second response vid about it:
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Oh man, now she's going to blame it on the haters like she did with the dietician blocking her. I know people were trying to warn him but really it would of only lasted 2 weeks at the most before he figured out she's not going to do the work on his own. Does he own his own gym now? Imagine what he'd think knowing AL had/has a gym membership for months and only went once but didn't want to ruin her full face of makeup for Destiny.
 
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Nah, AL's stuff is just a bit weird or sad. Dry chicken, tasteless food, strange chilli, 10 types of Mrs. Dash. It's garbage and fun to laugh about, but it's edible and if you were hungry enough you'd manage. (Plus, look at what Eric, Rickie, and Becky eat - none of it is that much better. It's probably a mix of not being taught how to cook and being too lazy to look up anything new).

Anna's worst food is stuff that you'd genuinely struggle to eat without throwing up. It's delicacies like oatmeal covered in cinnamon - it's not cooked into it, it's caked on top of the oats. Or the scary number of natural laxatives she manages to put into her food. Canned fish making appearances where it doesn't belong, etc. Even if you were starving, idk if you'd keep it down.

Edit to add: AL also doesn't need any excuse to find a reason not to cook - she can hardly stand up and it's exhausting for her to do anything at this point, cooking included. Before that, it was pure laziness (gorl can't look up how to embed videos).
 
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Yeah, AL really can't compare to Anna. I almost gagged just thinking about some of the stuff she has posted, without even having to look at the images again.

Amber's cooking is just... kind of crappy. She's a crappy cook. Tons and tons of people are crappy cooks, it's not even shocking. When I think about Amber "sabotaging" her own food, I think of shit like her adding an absurd volume of onion relative to the dish, knowing damn well that Destiny hates onions (I don't know if that's a 100% accurate anecdote, but I remember her doing something similar).
 
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pecansandies said:
I did a search but couldn't find the answer: can someone tell me the origins of "dainty"? like it cracks me up every time. Did she refer to herself as dainty ever? or is it something here people just started saying?
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AL also mentioned that she has a tiny muffhole and that Destiny could only fit one finger. So she also has a dainty vaginerrss. <3
 
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