Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Captain Ahab]

don't recall him ever eating a strictly keto meal on video. i know he's made a few CWJ videos where he cooks "keto" recipes but not sure how keto they actually are. here's my favorite where he makes keto tacos and then proceeds to dump half a container of sour cream on each taco

It’s keto, but it’s the shittiest form of keto. Someone in his condition should not even consider eating this. There are so many better sources of fat, like nuts, seeds, avocados, or fatty fish. Instead of the cheese wrap, he could use lettuce. Instead of the shitty egg diarrhea and sour cream, he could fill the lettuce wraps with grilled boneless, skinless chicken thighs sliced shawarma-style, avocado slices, tomato and cucumber salad with a simple vinaigrette, maybe a few olives, and a generous drizzle of tahini dressing.

That’s about 25 grams of protein and 10 grams of fat from a 100 gram serving of chicken, about 20 grams of fat and 3 grams of protein from the avocado, maybe 5-10 grams of fat from the vinaigrette, another 10-15 grams of fat and 3 grams of protein from the tahini dressing. As for carbs, 0 g from the chicken, 2 g net carbs from the avocado, 2-3 grams net carbs from the tomato cucumber salad, 1 gram net carb from the tahini. So it’s about 40 gram fat, 30 gram protein, 5 gram net carbs.

 

[waffle]

Does the fucking sign over his stove say "your opinion is not in the recipe"? Lol Jack got so tired of everyone shit talking his cooking IRL he had to get a salty sign about it to emphasize the he's the expert. Fucking lol.

 

[Aaway]

jack would be far better off on a strict vegan diet

but of course that'll never happen

 

[Ass eating cunt]

jack would be far better off on a strict vegan diet

but of course that'll never happen

Of course you can still over eat on a strict vegan diet

 

[Kelly Bundy]

jack would be far better off on a strict vegan diet

but of course that'll never happen

Jack? A strict vegan? What are you smoking man? He made a vegetarian recipe a long time ago where he listed ''anchovies'' as an ingredient. Jack and vegan/vegetarian/diet should never be used in one sentence.

 

[waffle]

I'm not entirely convinced that jack knows what a vegetable is.

Either way he definatrly strikes me as the kind of guy who would say corn is his favorite "vegetable". You guys are all worried about jacks fat intake but that's not what's gonna kill him. Everything the guy eats is nothing but an extravaganza of starch and sugar, that's what keeps all that weight on him. I'm pretty sure Jack's diabetic too, unless I'm remembering wrong, even if he's not I bet he feels like shit all the time from sending his blood sugar on a rollercoaster ride with all his 200 carb in one sitting meals.

 

[Aaway]

I'm not entirely convinced that jack knows what a vegetable is.

Either way he definatrly strikes me as the kind of guy who would say corn is his favorite "vegetable". You guys are all worried about jacks fat intake but that's not what's gonna kill him. Everything the guy eats is nothing but an extravaganza of starch and sugar, that's what keeps all that weight on him. I'm pretty sure Jack's diabetic too, unless I'm remembering wrong, even if he's not I bet he feels like shit all the time from sending his blood sugar on a rollercoaster ride with all his 200 carb in one sitting meals.

he is diabetic

so it looks like jack jr has created some kind of "motivational" instagram page

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuFoOBOhhsB/

 

[Religion is Dead]

Fish number two. At least it isnt as obviously fake as the first.

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Spoiler: Reality

 

[JackDavis]

I have a good feeling about this new fish channel. His friend is just as stupid as he is.
He marinated the fish in white wine, calls the fish "encapsulated" in white wine, despite it being in a plastic bag.

Dude just straight up eats a fish bone.

 

[Religion is Dead]

I have a good feeling about this new fish channel. His friend is just as stupid as he is.
He marinated the fish in white wine, calls the fish "encapsulated" in white wine, despite it being in a plastic bag.

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Dude just straight up eats a fish bone.

He is trying way too hard to sound smart in the video. It's alright man, you've got Jack standing next to you. Random gibberish is more intelligent than what Jack has to say.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Fish number two. At least it isnt as obviously fake as the first.

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That's actually a good concept (unlike the first one he did). The only thing that I'd say is that the smoked fish looks extremely dry and it probably would've been improved greatly by using some of the white wine that the fish marinaded in to make a sauce to pour over it. Add a nice buttery wild rice pilaf and maybe a vegetable and you've got a top meal.

 

[JackDavis]

it probably would've been improved greatly by using some of the white wine that the fish marinaded in to make a sauce to pour over it. Add a nice buttery wild rice pilaf and maybe a vegetable and you've got a top meal.

I clearly see some beautiful sauce on it in the thumbnail!

 

[DuckSucker]

jack would be far better off on a strict vegan diet

but of course that'll never happen

LOL this dude couldnt stick to a diet that wont give him his third stroke. I heard through the grapevine he's going for lucky number 7.

We should start a kiwi deathpool. How many strokes does Jack have before it finally does him in?

 

[Aaway]

LOL this dude couldnt stick to a diet that wont give him his third stroke. I heard through the grapevine he's going for lucky number 7.

We should start a kiwi deathpool. How many strokes does Jack have before it finally does him in?

i think jack is invincible to be honest. no amount of strokes will kill him

also, looks like comments and likes have been disabled on the fishing channel. shocker

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Ninja-ed by @Aaway.

 

[captkrisma]

Stroke number 3 incoming!

 

[Charlie Delicious]

For some gets reason Jackeally excited that Chardonnay is used.

 

[Begemot]

Stroke number 3 incoming!

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Presumably Jack is going to just use lettuce for a bun or as other have said, the keto thing has fallen by the wayside.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Stroke number 3 incoming!

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Bull fucking shit that Jack didn't start that rumor.

 

[HG 400]

Christ. I've spent the past few days reading this whole thread and I'm actually really surprised it took this long to devolve into the industry equivalent of a-logging: that is, a bunch of foodie home cooks talking shit about another foodie home cook because they're so much better than him and "oh I would have blah blah blah". Honestly, no one cares what you would do. Next people are going to start dick waving their expensive but useless knives around.

If these speds could cook they wouldn't be watching Jack to feel better about themselves, and everyone who negrated this post is an asshurt manchild.