Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[sixcarbchiligorl]

She fakes DID and pretends that her extreme personality switch is to a creepy little girl.

Did she actually say that? That isn't how DID works. An alter would not be her at a younger age.

 

[Viridian]

Did she actually say that? That isn't how DID works. An alter would not be her at a younger age.

Kelly has never let something so irrelevant as mere facts get in the way of her attention whore antics.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Re. danger, munchausen by proxy would be the biggest concern about her living with anybody else, especially if the person trusts her or doesn't suspect her illnesses are fake. She appears to be sufficiently socially isolated that forming a bond by poisoning somebody else could find its way into her playbook.

 

[lamp shade]

Encouraging her cat over social media to “m.i.l.k her roommates for all it’s worth” aka be a munchie like herself. Run Chompers. Run as fast as you can.

 

[AnOminous]

Did she actually say that? That isn't how DID works. An alter would not be her at a younger age.

There's a fad of pretending to have DID. It's disgusting and in bad taste and everyone who does it is a piece of shit.

 

[SpaceAce]

I seriously believe she is struggling with psychosis and I could see her going into a raging (possibly violent) DID state. Maybe she'd just rip her stuffies to pieces, but I wouldn't want to be in her way when the "sweet" 7 y.o Kelly comes out.

Sigh
Joined Sunday, has only responded to this thread and came in here believing Kelly has DID.
@Broken Pussy, could you confirm my suspicions?

 

[lamp shade]

Sigh
Joined Sunday, has only responded to this thread and came in here believing Kelly has DID.
@Broken Pussy, could you confirm my suspicions?

Oh man, if it is, I cannot WAIT to see her try to pretend it’s her sister. Again. The third time.

 

[SpaceAce]

Oh man, if it is, I cannot WAIT to see her try to pretend it’s her sister. Again. The third time.

I'm pretty sure it is, the three posts have all her hallmarks, but I'm more curious to see if she figured out how to hide her ip address or if she's still deciphering that puzzle.
Also as a side note her avatar is directly from a shitty buzzfeed-esque list of "Hilarious memes about being sick" which shows her intensely one track mind while signing up.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Temporarily threadbanned @Mindy Muse . In the unlikely event that she is not Kelly, I’ll unban.

 

[lamp shade]

Don’t rub shit in your self-made wounds, kids. #notevenonce

 

[multiverse]

Don’t rub shit in your self-made wounds, kids. #notevenonce
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The human body, and medical technology to aide it, is amazing.

Kelly is a fucking moron; I can't think of a more stupid method to getting a minimal amount of attention.

 

[SpaceAce]

Holy hell, she done fucked up this time. I doubt she intended for her legs to get that fucked.
I wonder if that's why she's having such a meltdown:

Looks like we hit the nail so hard on the head it got brain damage.
I think the part I like best is that she's the one who said she was "dangerous" under the Mindy name and now feels the need to defend herself against the horrible trolls who would even dare suggest such a thing.
Classic.

I thiiiiink she's threatening to have Gina find patterns in our writing that will lead back to our identities? No idea how that could be possible since we have billions of people in the world and even more ways to write things but I do wish her luck.

I'll tell you what though, fair is fair. Since I know Kelly well enough to spot her pathetic attempts at stirring up drama it's only right that she should know just as much about me.

My name is Nick Stoutzenberger but my artistic handle is Nick Bate. It's no secret that I'm an artist so it was only a matter of time before my rather large internet footprint was found. Feel free to google my work!
I had my phone taken away, but I love to get letters, especially from Canadian girls so you can write me at 625 E King St, Lancaster, PA 17602, United States.

Gosh I do hope Gina writes me <3

 

[Karl der Grosse]

At least three of my five personalities are laughing right now.

 

[CN 925]

She's doing the same thing here that she did on Lolcow with the Mindy account. She posts something negative about herself under a false persona, and then replies to it off-site and uses it as an example of how badly she's being bullied.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

She has no redeeming qualities. Her face was already a lost cause thanks to that eye and her bizarre facial tics, she's ruined her body, and her brain is trash. It would almost be sad if she didn't have the personality to match.

 

[lamp shade]

What will she do for her attention once she gets her skin grafts and is sent home?

It’s interesting that both the blood loss and the other wounds were so magically cured. Her legs are going to be so fucked in the end.

 

[BringBackForensicFiles]

What will she do for her attention once she gets her skin grafts and is sent home?

It’s interesting that both the blood loss and the other wounds were so magically cured. Her legs are going to be so fucked in the end.

Exactly!! Her other suuuper duper “rare” mysterious medical conditions (read: self infected) suddenly were miraculously healed when the issues with her legs got way out of hand. I’ve NEVER seen Becht’s Disease present that way. Or any other disease process in conjunction with her other claimed symptoms (that she inflicted)! I think once the grafts are completed and she goes home she’ll either find a way to Munch her way into getting those infected/rejected or she’ll go back to blood letting and her “fibroids”.
I suspect we’ll also see a “spread” of her “Becht’s Disease” to her thighs, arms, or lower back. She has written at least 2-3x in her posts how GREAT and WONDERFUL all the doctors and nurses have been this time and how students have been in to see her legs. She’s loving this attention and won’t be able to cope when she goes home without it.

And in her latest set of stories, in the one right after she puts a warning across her disgusting legs you can hear whom I’m assuming is a doctor or wound care nurse tell her she can’t tape them!!! She responds with something along the lines of, “I’m not taping you, just my legs! It’s so freaky to see the muscle!”
DEAR MUNCHIES: STOP FREAKING TAPING ANY STAFF UNLESS YOU EXPLICITY HAVE THEIR PERMISSION!!! It’s not fair to us and you’re just setting yourself up to be discussed among staff to warn everyone. We don’t like these types of self-entitled patients. It’s one thing to ask to record a dressing change or ostomy change (no staff in it) so you have something to reference when you go home, it’s completely different to just sneakily position your phone and not say anything!! It just screams sneaky! Munchies LOVE to secretly tape stuff and it drives me crazy!!
Once again, rant over.

 

[lamp shade]

I’m imagining the docs telling her the students were coming in to see what that disease looks like and as soon as they left the room they started the lecture about how to spot a munchie and what you are legally required to do. She only started posting about the wonderful staff once it was noted here that the staff are certainly aware of her real condition (Munchausen) and that they probably do only what they need to. I’m telling you, it’s like pulling on puppet strings, if we mention it here she’s suddenly posting things to “refute it” and prove us damn dirty trolls wrong. She really has nothing going for her in life.

 

[AnOminous]

It just screams sneaky! Munchies LOVE to secretly tape stuff and it drives me crazy!!
Once again, rant over.

Munchies should be thrown in an isolation cage and ignored entirely for the rest of their lives.

 

[lamp shade]

What did I tell you guys! Puppet strings!

Her sister shared the photo too. Seems they’re following each other again too. I wonder if her sister knows she’s still been throwing her name into her drama and pretending to be her sending messages to herself. Doubtful.