Official Physical Health Speculation & Cancer Discussion - hulthy just big

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'm actually interested if she will evolve into a legless blob monster. Like some sort of lost primordial species.

She could go back to the sea. The whales did it.

 

[Mooty Mooty Mooty]

How long has this layg pain been going on now? Was it before or after Christmas when she first mentioned it? Even for Amber it is incredibly delusional to think it is going to fix itself at this point.

 

[Crimson Phoenix 9]

Im dying at her playing up how much she loves her pets and how strong their bond is, then the dog doesnt even run to greet her at the door.

Fucking dogs get excited for strangers.

Oh god and then when the dog goes get excited, it goes straight for Destiny. And Amberlynn is "gonna cry", "thats love" what a fucking bitch.


HOOOOOLY shit; I was just listening to the video before, now I actually watched it, shes bitching about how she couldnt find her dog, she thought her dog had run away (you wish, bitch) whatever, whatever, then, SURPRISE SURPRISE the dog was in a fucking closet!

Gee Im so fucking clumsy and quirky and stupid I forgot where I put my dog--OH Here it is IN A FUCKING CLOSET. Please be kidding me Amberlynn. You forgot your dog in the closet?

I really want to kill myself like, this is baffling. I wanna kill something, Im really mad.

Who the FUCK forgets their dog in a closet? Who locks their dog in a closet? And then forgets about them? Mans best friend, just another fucking useless footstool or something for fat lazy Amber Lynn, right? So she can rest her fat fucking feet and doesnt have to be so fucking tired out from fucking hauling around five hundred fat fucking pounds of fat worthless shit you dumb bitch. Throw it in a fucking closet when youre done with it and bored of it. Just another fucking Wal Mart item. I fucking hate capitalism. I fucking hate puppy mills. I fucking hate that they allow this to happen.

Gee where did I leave my fucking DOG? Im so fucking silly I forgot where I misplaced my living fucking animal that depends on and loves me unconditionally because Im such a great fucking person who totally gives money to homeless people!

It was only ONE DAY! tee hee! youve been in a closet, why are you so excited?! it was only ONE DAY and I forgot where I left you!

I mean its only been one fucking day youve been in this dark ass closet with piss in one corner, turds in the other, a pile of food in the third and maybe a water bowl if youre lucky and if I forgot to turn the lights off you might even be able to see which is which!

Im REALLY fucking pissed over this. Please tell me she gave her dog up along with her cats. Being feral in the streets is honestly probably a better life for them.

I totally feel you

I've been with fat girls before. And when I say fat, I don't mean like a couple extra pounds fat, I mean about 300-400 lbs girls. The kind that have that have grown a distended appendage from their gut that could literally be used to hold objects. With these girls their vag is ambiguous as fuck. You can't really tell where the actual vagina begins or ends. Like you have all the makings of the traditional hole, but they're like all stretched out and extended because of their fat. And at the same time everything is all discolored and looks like a gigantic taint because of the stretched skin. Like on a thin girl you will see a pout, slim vagina, but on a girl as obese as AL you will see something that looks like it could swallow worlds.

When you get down to business, though, what you find is that it sorta narrows down like a funnel made of adipose. I don't have the biggest piece in the world, so entry with larger ladies has always been a chore. doggy is completely out of the question. Their ass fat creates a second barrier and I have found myself humping their funnel or sliding around their fupa several times. Like i will think I am doing great and then they ask "are you in there?" and I realize that I am disappointing the big girl and just sort of deflate and go limp.

That said, I am not surprised that she has an ultra tight vag, I am sure that she has tried some longer membered African gentlemen and been disappointed because it has to take a dong larger than a ruler to drill all the way to the point of entry. Some probably think they have, but they were just humping an outer layer lubed by sweat.

This is very interesting thanks for sharing

Except she could... if she could get to Mexico. Another lolcow, Wings of Redemption, went to Mexico to get WLS. (And no, I'm not really saying this is an option for Big Al. She's a good 200+ pounds heavier than Wings was, and good foot shorter, She'd never survive the trip.) He went to Mexico pretty much solely because he couldn't lose weight like the American surgeons wanted. They don't give a shit in Mexico... if you give them the 5k, they'll slice you open. You don't get any kind of follow up though. Wings is already gaining weight back. But so is Boogie, who had the surgery done in the states. And so would Big Al, in whatever country she could get the surgery in. She isn't actually very interested in losing weight.

Boogie is steadily losing weight, he hasn't gained anything but a few pounds when he broke his arm but lost them a few weeks after, in the latest update he was 347 .

 

[toadoftoadhall]

How long has this layg pain been going on now? Was it before or after Christmas when she first mentioned it? Even for Amber it is incredibly delusional to think it is going to fix itself at this point.

She has been crying about her layyg since October I believe.


Can anyone give me the origin story of why AL's doctor is called the 'singing doctor'? I've looked everywhere for it and I must just be a moron, because I can't find it.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Oh, it goes up to that weight, but she can no longer bring her feet together close enough to stand on it properly. Her layyyyygs are out of control.

There's no way these gams are coming close enough together to let her be steady enough to take an accurate weight on that scale.
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If she ever lost significant weight she would totally be bow legged. Look how far apart her legs have to be to be able to move?? JFC its insane.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

If she ever lost significant weight she would totally be bow legged. Look how far apart her legs have to be to be able to move?? JFC its insane.

She might end up like that, but from what I've heard from formerly obese people and some doctors there's kind of a weird transition at some point where your joints, that had gradually shifted due to the excess weight, shift back to a normal position. Apparently it's pretty uncomfortable to experience.

Dunno how true that is, but it's an interesting thought.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

You're right but at the end of the day, I don't think anyone has any business being over 400lbs unless you're a mammoth like The Big Show.

Big Show is currently around 392 pounds and is absolutely shredded with muscularity. His physique has been radically up and down his whole career, but his endocrine system I am sure is not fun to deal with.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Big Show is currently around 392 pounds and is absolutely shredded with muscularity. His physique has been radically up and down his whole career, but his endocrine system I am sure is not fun to deal with.

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I was watching one of EveryDamnDayFitness's videos and he said that being at that weight, even being ripped (I think he said he could bench 550 at his heaviest?) brings along a lot of the same strain on your body as obesity. He started getting sleep apnea and had to lose muscle mass. So.. he might be 400lbs of muscle, but in the long run he's probably not that much better off than our gorl.

 

[Twinkie]

Shaq has sleep apnea too, lol. It's a common thing for big people whether it's fat or muscle.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

This is going to show me off as an autist, so be warned. I have always been fascinated by beasts as large as Amberlynn. Gaining weight and being overweight is a simple concept. You eat more calories than you burn = weight gain. But I have never understood HOW someone could gain so much weight, SO FAST, when they started out huge to begin with! No matter how fat you are, you cannot change the laws of physics or mathematics.

What's really confused me, is getting my head around how Hamber can be gaining weight as quickly, or even more quickly at 560lbs that she did 100 and 200lbs ago. Logically, she has to be eating more each day than the last to keep gaining weight.

I did some maths to try and understand it.

Ambers starting weight in her first vlog was 368lbs. Her "ending" weight in her video last week was 560lbs. The first video was 17th/Nov/2013, and her recent video was 17/Feb/2019. So in 1918 days, she gained 192lbs. This is on average 0.100lbs per day of gain (or 1.6 ounces). This means on average she has gained a pound of weight every ten days. I know that she has been on a cycle of gain/lose and has changed pace continuously, but I don't have enough time to literally find every single weigh in she's done to make the trend.

I used an online TDEE calculator, and god knows how accurate they are, especially when the lowest setting of activity is "sedentary" as opposed to "bed bound", but it placed her at 2836calories a day to maintain (at her starting weight). What interests me is that she would have to consume 3,500 on TOP of what she "expends" by living to gain a pound. So that's an excess of roughly 350 a day for ten days straight to gain a pound. That's easily done with a big mac and some candy here and there. But when she gains a pound (and is at 369lbs) her TDEE goes up. I did some calculations, and the website I used suggested that with each pound gained, Amber would have an additional 5.5 calories in her TDEE.

She has since gained 198 pounds. Her TDEE is estimated now at 3,881calories a day to maintain.

This doesn't take into account that her rate of expenditure is inverse to her weight, so she would need (somewhat?) less calories to maintain because she isn't burning anything. But then again, at her size, does walking to the bathroom burn as much as climbing three flights of stairs for a normal person?

What really shocks me is that when you look at the trend of weight gain, it's faster and faster (since she's been with Becky). So not only does she need to continuously eat a shit ton to get to 368, she needs to eat even more to gain weight, eat even MORE to keep consistently gaining weight, and eat even MORE to increase the speed of weight gain.

She not only eats huge amounts of high calorie food, but she does that constantly.

It takes a LOT of fucking work to become Amberlynn reid.

Sorry to further complicate things for you - her 'water weight' is a legitimate problem. She has lymphedema, at least in her legs, and I don't think there's any indication it's getting better.

So there's at least some of her weight gain that is literally more and more fluid being trapped in her body...

Honestly the impressive part is Becky managing to cart all that food to her.

 

[Who Now]

Saw this on another site. yikes How can bones support that?

 

[JCnGGd32]

Saw this on another site. yikes How can bones support that? View attachment 683334

In this picture, you can see the legs bowing inwards under the immense pressure of the weight. I've seen people in public, typically a lot smaller than Hamber that have their lower legs splayed outwards. Like, their knees touch, but their ankles are very far apart. Is this the same thing in the opposite direction? It looks SO painful!

 

[Donovan the Man]

Saw this on another site. yikes How can bones support that? View attachment 683334

It can't, eventually the cartilage in the knees completely erodes away and the knees blow out making the super morbidly obese wheelchair bound, then bed bound, and eventually they die.

 

[Barbarella]

Saw this on another site. yikes How can bones support that? View attachment 683334

I think you might have seen it here too.

 

[Who Now]

I think you might have seen it here too.

oops sorry. lol. I didn't see your avatar.

 

[Twinkie]

oops sorry. lol. I didn't see your avatar.

something to keep in mind though is that when youre obese your bones get bigger and thicker in response to the weight. The bones only grow to a point of course, and yes the cartilage gets destroyed in the process. But if that were a real picture the bones would be thicker than a normal skelly

The intestines (blue part) also wouldnt look normal like that, they'd be splayed out a bit just from all the visceral fat

 

[New & Improved Username]

Saw this on another site. yikes How can bones support that? View attachment 683334

We know the stomach stretches but do the intestines stretch to handle the flow of food that's like 3x the amount a normal body would process?

 

[Candidae]

We know the stomach stretches but do the intestines stretch to handle the flow of food that's like 3x the amount a normal body would process?

"A myriad of differences in the morphology and function of the intestine have been documented between lean and obese individuals. The length of the intestine is longer in obese humans and other animals 1,2."
So it's longer, also all our intestines grow to encompass food when we eat. It's unknown what causes it specifically (nutrients or food entering into the intestine) but it's a thing that happens to everyone to fit food in. I'm guessing in overeaters it starts to grow quite large to be able to contain all their consumed food. Like their stomachs have to. I'm guessing it also causes lots of intestinal pain among binge eaters, especially those who fast in between with more extreme crash dieting.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

We know the stomach stretches but do the intestines stretch to handle the flow of food that's like 3x the amount a normal body would process?

It can, sometimes. There is a huge, obvious correlation between obesity and Irritable Bowel Syndrome, especially the constipation subtype (fat people google this all the time, misinterpret the studies and blame their obesity on their gut biome ?). Tons of obese people are chronically constipated because of a garbage diet and zero physical activity, plus they're usually on a bunch of medications that make it worse. Same thing happens to people who are very old, severely disabled or opiate addicts. In these cases the colon does get distended, sometimes to the point of fecal impaction. Obese people who stay relatively active, eat decent food and/or take fiber supplements don't necessarily end up with giant colons but they probably do shit a lot.

Maybe some of Amber's ER visits were for enemas or disimpaction, it's not like she'd ever admit to that. It'd explain some of her "weight losses" too. And if she ever picks up an opiate habit, God help her, she'll be fucking dead of bowel perforation in months.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It can, sometimes. There is a huge, obvious correlation between obesity and Irritable Bowel Syndrome, especially the constipation subtype (fat people google this all the time, misinterpret the studies and blame their obesity on their gut biome ?). Tons of obese people are chronically constipated because of a garbage diet and zero physical activity, plus they're usually on a bunch of medications that make it worse. Same thing happens to people who are very old, severely disabled or opiate addicts. In these cases the colon does get distended, sometimes to the point of fecal impaction. Obese people who stay relatively active, eat decent food and/or take fiber supplements don't necessarily end up with giant colons but they probably do shit a lot.

Maybe some of Amber's ER visits were for enemas or disimpaction, it's not like she'd ever admit to that. It'd explain some of her "weight losses" too. And if she ever picks up an opiate habit, God help her, she'll be fucking dead of bowel perforation in months.

Our dainty queen would never. I honestly think she would explode before she'd let a nurse/doctor disimpact her.