DSP's Loan & Savings Company

kebab4you said:
Not American but if you have an accountant why would you do any paperwork yourself? Isn't that what you pay them for?
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Most likely because Phil's income comes from so many different sources and is so inconsistent that any accountant who values his time would look at Phil's paperwork and tell him to fuck off, or charge so much money to compile everything that it'd be ridiculous.
 
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Why wouldn't Phil learn from his tortuous eye burning tax adventure last year and prepare for this?

Maybe he could remember what kind of documents were needed for his tax preparation and keep them in a designated area. That way he would have all his receipts and bills for his write offs and deductions.

He would have records of his payments from twitch, curse, YouTube, Patreon, PayPal, teesprings, etc.

If he kept these documents somewhere safe and organized at the time he got them it would make more sense. Instead he must take multiple days off to organize everything. Doesn't he take almost every Sunday night off to "pay bills"? He should have everything all set to send to his overpriced CPA.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Why wouldn't Phil learn from his tortuous eye burning tax adventure last year and prepare for this?

Maybe he could remember what kind of documents were needed for his tax preparation and keep them in a designated area. That way he would have all his receipts and bills for his write offs and deductions.

He would have records of his payments from twitch, curse, YouTube, Patreon, PayPal, teesprings, etc.

If he kept these documents somewhere safe and organized at the time he got them it would make more sense. Instead he must take multiple days off to organize everything. Doesn't he take almost every Sunday night off to "pay bills"? He should have everything all set to send to his overpriced CPA.
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He has bills every second of every day don’t you remember? He is a perpetual bill payer that can’t stop paying bills because the bills never stop coming. Beg, be shit at games and pay bills. That is his life!

I wrote this as a joke but I just realized it’s true. Christ. That’s fucking sad.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
They're legitimately behind on issuing the forms. They even sent out incorrect ones to some people already.


I wonder what happened between January 1 and December 31 in 2018 that could cost him $16K that year.
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i dont hate kat's looks as much as most but this picture always disturbed me. is it just me or does she look really odd in this picture? she looks quite manly. plus something wiuth her chest, idk its just fucking creepy this picture.
 
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gin_nose said:
i dont hate kat's looks as much as most but this picture always disturbed me. is it just me or does she look really odd in this picture? she looks quite manly. plus something wiuth her chest, idk its just fucking creepy this picture.
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That;s because you are looking at DSP and the slightly feminine version of DSP

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Sparkletor said:
If he kept these documents somewhere safe and organized at the time he got them it would make more sense. Instead he must take multiple days off to organize everything. Doesn't he take almost every Sunday night off to "pay bills"? He should have everything all set to send to his overpriced CPA.
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Taxes could be interesting.
 
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Taxes could be interesting.
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He probably writes off 1/3 of his entire house. ive seen businesses that are home based pay less than $5000 total on $60k income using deductions. write offs for a business are quite powerful on taxes if you do them right.

that being said, i have no idea how much the brackets change when you get up over $100k. he could end up paying $30k or $15k depending on so many factors.
 
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gin_nose said:
i dont hate kat's looks as much as most but this picture always disturbed me. is it just me or does she look really odd in this picture? she looks quite manly. plus something wiuth her chest, idk its just fucking creepy this picture.
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Her mouth appears to be too big for her head in this picture, which makes it look like she's a lizard person wearing a skin suit.
 
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While doing a list of things DSP can write off, i hesitate because i dont want to give him any help but whatever....

feel free to join in:

his property tax up to 10k i think
1/3 of house(mortgage)
1/3 power bill
entire business internet
probably lies and says 10-20% of the miles on the car are to drive to buy games and "business supplies", easy to do on a lease
all games he buys
PSN, xbox live, any other game subscription
all the crap he buys to decorate his office
any office supplies like pritner ink, shit from staples, etc.
he shouldnt be able to write off any food, iirc you can only write off food/mealks if its to entertain clients, etc. im pretty sure you cant write off mealls you eat during work


i am thinking, could he write off any of the fees being charged by paypal, twitch, muxy, etc? i dont think so but i am not 100% on this, i would need to ask my cpa friend.
 
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gin_nose said:
It is, and it wouldnt be hard to calculate 1/3 sqft of the house for business use. remember he is likely lying his ass off on these tax returns.

2 offices, a business bathroom, and the garage (sound stage w/ green screen) there is your 1/3
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Claiming a 500+ sq. ft business use out of a 1500ish sq. ft. condo is a great way to get audited, imo.
 
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