🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Punished Onion Wizard said:
God this hugbox is amazing


Lmfao jesus christ that profile picture is so cringy. how do you people function

josh on suicide watch after that ibs on cog lmfao. better not say it here though that's forum suicide!!!

cya guys josh is gonna ban me again :picklerick:
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I don't care if you like Zoom, but Andy could have gotten Ralph arrested if he had gotten his hands on some drugs. Ralph even said if you are gonna do that shit stay away. What kinda friend does something that will get his friend put in jail? Not a very good one.
 
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Chichan said:
I don't care if you like Zoom, but Andy could have gotten Ralph arrested if he had gotten his hands on some drugs. Ralph even said if you are gonna do that shit stay away. What kinda friend does something that will get his friend put in jail? Not a very good one.
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Andy and Ralph, sorta like Beavis and Butthead. Except which one's Beavis and which one's Butthead?
 
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Is that him doing that? I thought it was his tip jar or something.
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In case you weren't aware, Cog has like 10 second long donation clips that are only funny the 1st time cancerous immediately.

Also, if you're feeling suicidal after interacting with zoom, pet a therapy dog to make it go away, or listen to Cog's stream after he has gotten 4 donations for the same amount in a row to push yourself over the edge.
 
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So, Ralph and Andy are pretty much fucked if they go to Miami. As in legally fucked. If they do any IRL streaming, Zoom is probably gonna call the cops with their exact location and tell them that Andy is selling coke or something. Andy is so fucking exceptional that he will probably have coke on him, since we all know he doesn't give a fuck about Ralph going to jail for probation violation.
 
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Larry Anon said:
So, Ralph and Andy are pretty much fucked if they go to Miami. As in legally fucked. If they do any IRL streaming, Zoom is probably gonna call the cops with their exact location and tell them that Andy is selling coke or something. Andy is so fucking exceptional that he will probably have coke on him, since we all know he doesn't give a fuck about Ralph going to jail for probation violation.
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I don't know what their plans were, but i'd almost be interested in them just rolling from pub to pub livestreaming with random patrons shit talking about politics, society and the like. Get an everyman take on it. Well, a floridaman take at any rate,

Ralph's probation has them REALLY fucked in terms of trying to do a lot of edgy shit IRL. TTS would be the absolute worst thing they could do, unless they had someone working for them that could curate what goes through.

Given what we've found out about Andy though... I'd be fucking nervous if i was Ralph. What you said seems sadly foreseeable.
 
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I don't know what their plans were, but i'd almost be interested in them just rolling from pub to pub livestreaming with random patrons shit talking about politics, society and the like. Get an everyman take on it. Well, a floridaman take at any rate,

Ralph's probation has them REALLY fucked in terms of trying to do a lot of edgy shit IRL. TTS would be the absolute worst thing they could do, unless they had someone working for them that could curate what goes through.

Given what we've found out about Andy though... I'd be fucking nervous if i was Ralph. What you said seems sadly foreseeable.
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Ice Poseidon gets the cops called on him literally every time he goes somewhere by the people who are watching his stream, just for the lulz. The viewers google search the store he's at (or restaurant or whatever) to get the address and then call the cops. Keep in mind these are people who actually like Ice Poseidon, and they're doing it to mess with him. Andy and Ralph have real enemies (Zoom, Tonka, etc). It's so easy to do this shit, do you really think that Zoom wouldn't? Andy is also so fucking stupid that he'll probably score some coke the minute he lands in Miami and carry it around with him. Zoom calls the cops on Andy and Ralph, the cops search them and find Andy's coke. Andy goes to jail and gets banned from the US, and Ralph goes to jail for a probation violation.

Andy already tried to put Ralph in this position while they were in Knoxville. He obviously doesn't give a fuck if he burns Ralph by pulling this shit.
 
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Larry Anon said:
So, Ralph and Andy are pretty much fucked if they go to Miami. As in legally fucked. If they do any IRL streaming, Zoom is probably gonna call the cops with their exact location and tell them that Andy is selling coke or something. Andy is so fucking exceptional that he will probably have coke on him, since we all know he doesn't give a fuck about Ralph going to jail for probation violation.
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When is Ralph's probation up again? The last time I heard about it he said it was a few months but that was back during Knoxville so it has to be sometime soon. The fact that Andy w I uld jepordize his actual friends almost over probation for a good time is really telling for his character. Seriously @theralph, when you have friends like Zoom (not anymore obviously) and Andy, you don't even need enemies. Also I hope everyone remembers Andy's exceptional tweet about how zoom has been a good boy and protected his channel. I remember.
 
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Supposedly Zoom said him and Andy are still "friends" on cogs show, but who really knows with that guy.
 
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