How to not go up in flames on the Internet: Ralph edition
An :autistic: guide for :autistic: people
1. If you have to have fwends, Zidan and Gator are your fwends. Do you see radio hosts spilling secrets to random callers? No, because that's fucking stupid. You have a platform, dwindling as it may be, and any platform is a target for exploitation by malicious actors (Zoom) and leeches (Andy).
2. People like Jim, Nick and Josh can be considered colleagues. They are friendly, useful for your show and don't do anything retarded enough to warrant ridicule. Notice how they tend to avoid calling you their fwend. Don't turn on your colleagues because a lunatic attacks them. Believing lunatics is fucking stupid.
3. When your show ends, your involvement in drama ends. Instead of spergposting, use that time to read and lurk to get topics for the show. Yes, this includes KF and gay ops on Discord. There will be nothing for anyone to leak and embarrass you with if you don't offer it to them on a silver platter to begin with.
4. Stop trying to be the bad guy, you're not cut out for it. Your job is not to lead a crusade against heretics, your job is to create comedy at the expense of other people. Nobody actually gives a shit about MundaneMatt, it was just funny to laugh at the miserable fuck. To quote the forum guidelines: "If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not. "
