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@skyraider91 Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Because you are the wind beneath my wings.

These really hit the ground running: "I AM ENTITLED TO A WOMAN! GIMME!"

Also: EEP! Did someone stay at their house or is Barb just conjuring delusions directly out of her holey buttocks?

Edit: Just read the second one. "My trailer trash mother says you're not royal enough to wallow in filth with the prestigious Chandler line. CHEW ON THAT BITCH!"
 
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Nikolai Drozdov said:
I wonder if it has been that bad before Bob died. Or are they both just spiraling into proper madness now that he isn't around anymore to keep them at least a bit stable? I don't want to believe that she was already running around 30 years ago, telling people of her royal lineage.
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Barb's attitude is, "I feel bad/something bad happened. Who can I sue for this? I'm a victim, the entire world is out to get me! Why are you looking at me that way? You have something against me, don't you! Yes, I knew it! You're behind all these bad things happening to me! Tell me your name right now! I'm, uhh, taking you to court for uhh, uhh, . . . .intentionally distressing me. . . .or something, buddy."
The world is out to get Barbara Chandler, and she is always looking for someone to bluster at, blame, or threaten. The Chandlers are toxic people who drive away everyone around them. For the record, a year or two back, she tried suing a local restaurant for making her sick, but the actual cause was Barb's colitis, which in turn was caused by her laying on a couch or in a chair for 23 hours a day everyday and stuffing her face with junk food and watching TV/sleeping.
 
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"near sever incher damn cock"

Hmm, let's see.
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Guess it is near seven incher!
 
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Kosher Dill said:
He's been saying that "Anne Boleyn" stuff since the very beginning of the trolling era. Barb's probably been saying it all his life.
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I know that Chris believes it but I always assumed that his parents didn't think more of it than being some little part of their family history that just sounds nice but can't really be proven anyway. I was told that one of my forefathers many hundred years ago was the bastard child of a hungarian prince but to us this is nothing more than something to joke about. Chris being Chris it's obvious that takes it for a fact but I didn't expect Barb to really believe in that, too. Calling people commoners and stuff... (if that's what he really meant in that SMS)
 
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THIS is exactly why I wish him well.

Yes, he is a egotistical shitbag of a human being.

I would not want to deal with him in person.

But, he had ZERO chance of "normal" life with his parents, the 'tism, being :stupid:, at the end, all the trolling.

They guy is FUCKED, he knows it, and.......

I have vodak so spelling/grammer errors be damned.
 
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Brother, why would Chris brag about his "near 7 inch" (lol he wishes) cock when he hates it and wants to scissor?

Brother, and why the hell would Catherine use him for a free house to crash in when their house isn't habitable at the moment?
 
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I can't believe y'all haven't figured it out yet. Clearly what's going on here is that the Skyraider guy is a Dang Dirty Troll who hacked Catie's phone and fraudulently broke up with Chris. And now she can't get in touch with Chris to let him know the phone was hacked and the breakup wasn't True and Honest!

Godbeardammit Skyraider, give Catie her phone back so she can message Chris, watch some Care Bears, and start enjoying his delicious 7 inch damn cock!!! :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle:

Good. Glad we got that all straightened out.
 
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I find this depressing than it is hilarious (okay I did giggle at the seven inch cock part but still not funny). Chris knows that his future is bleak and he needs social help like by professionals. Had he seen a professional for treatment than just for a court-ordered evaluation, he wouldn't been this depressed. I don't know what you told Chris but Thetan, at least you tried to pull him out of his depression. He also mentioned heartaches too so considering his lifestyle and his depression, this is where it gets serious. Bad food (fatty fast food like McDs), depression, isolation, they should never mix. I guess those Happy Meals don't really make him happy and neither do the Monopoly sweepstakes going on from McDs. This is serious and many of us know it. No person should ever even live like this for a second.

EDIT: Lets not forget that he may be taking anti-depressants too since he mentioned that he was taking medication to Catie.
 
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