@theralph The most important advice one can give you right now is that instead of moving together with Andy, you two should go to rehab ASAP! Because holy fucking shit do you faggots have absolutely no control over your own lives! The only thing being a bunch of junkies did for you two is becoming living memes and laughing stocks on the internet while taking it in the ass from Zoom. And not even in the Greek way. I thought Tonka and Kraut were a mess but you outdid them. Sasuga Ralph-kun! Fucking sasuga!
But don't lose hope just yet! While Andy is a hopeless and irredeemable case whose near future will be him either dead in a dumpster, in jail or spending the rest of his life in a special needs clinic, you can still come back to Earth and unfuck yourself. In spite of your criminal record, you might even get a real job one day and start living your life as an adult.