Lovequest Leaked Catie Texts

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CompyRex said:
"near sever incher damn cock"

Hmm, let's see.
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Guess it is near seven incher!
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Brother, near is a relative term. Technically, 5 is near 7
 
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Funny -- I actually have a title of nobility granted by an honest-to-GodBear European royal claimant, but I don't use that fact as a pick-up line. (That, and my own manly endowment are for the young lady to evaluate later in the relationship, in private.)
 
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For me, the single most revealing thing in those texts was this:
My mother even theorized, from her experiences and observations of manipulative and bad people, you went out with me in an attempt of a free house to crash in.
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Of course Barb thought that. When you're a lifelong grifter, all you see is other scammers out to take advantage of the marks.
 
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Haesindang Park said:
I find this depressing than it is hilarious (okay I did giggle at the seven inch cock part but still not funny). Chris knows that his future is bleak and he needs social help like by professionals. Had he seen a professional for treatment than just for a court-ordered evaluation, he wouldn't been this depressed. I don't know what you told Chris but Thetan, at least you tried to pull him out of his depression. He also mentioned heartaches too so considering his lifestyle and his depression, this is where it gets serious. Bad food (fatty fast food like McDs), depression, isolation, they should never mix. I guess those Happy Meals don't really make him happy and neither do the Monopoly sweepstakes going on from McDs. This is serious and many of us know it. No person should ever even live like this for a second.
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Chris knows that something is wrong, but he has an giant ego and has a enormous amount of pride, both of which prevent him from accepting or seeking help or advice.
Autism Awareness emails:
Just to correct you on some misinformation however. Asperger's and Autism are actually in the same neurotypical spectrum set of disorders. Aspergers and High-Functioning Autism are very similar and in the new upcoming DSM-V, the classification between separating the two will actually be gone. The two will become known as mild forms of autism. Thank you for your time!
- Lori

Firstly, it was my pleasure to help. Second, I DISAGREE, and I personally DO NOT CARE FOR "Aspergers" AT ALL. People think Aspergers should STEAL the Reputation that Autism has earned over the number of years; I THINK NOT. Do not get me started with Aspergers; it is my 2nd Least Favorite Word Ever (the First being Naive).
And I do not give a c*** about what "Scientists" may or may not have found there either. IN MY VIEW, Aspergers IS NOT Autism.
Christian W. Chandler.

No one thinks that that people with Asperger's is trying to steal the reputation from Autism, where did hear this information? Both disorders are in the same spectrum and people with both Asperger's and Autism should be joined together to look for the cure and to make people more aware of both disorders. In fact, Hans Asperger, the discoverer of Asperger's, did not know about High-Functioning Autism when he coined that term. This is why the DSM-V is going to correct this decades old mistake.
Again, I want to thank you for your help, but we would like to change your information to reflect what is actually happening in the world of Autism.
- Lori

For your information, the Fact of Aspergers being different from Autism and of it trying to steal the light is of MY Own Idea. I will NEVER conform to such a blasphemous link of any kind between the two. And I am certainly not going to change the image's text.
Those with Aspergers are welcome to find their own cure; just denounce any so-called links between it and Autism, or NEVER bring it up around me ever again.
Christian.

You are going about this all wrong, Christian. Where did you get the idea that people with Asperger's are trying to "steal the light" from Autistics? I have never heard of this before.
- Lori

We are a little concerned about you Christian. May we have the e-mail of your caretaker? We would like to talk to them.
- Lori

Caretaker? ROFL Obviously you have not read my Bio page on the CWCipedia; I NEVER had a caretaker, unless you count my mother and father. I have been Mainstreamed; GREW UP within NORMAL SOCIETY during my School Days.
And I think I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF HERE, the opinions that I have shared of the Aspergers are MY OWN ONLY; I WAS NOT INFLUENCED BY ANYONE ELSE TO HAVE THAT OPINION. It Is and Was MY Opinion From The Start There.
And if you want to speak to my parents, you'll have to CALL them; they do not have e-mail. And also, I AM Twenty-Eight Years Old.
Sincerely,
Christian W. Chandler.

We are wondering why you formed this opinion. It is very concerning to us that you have such a negative view of Asperger's and Autism. We are also very concerned that you do not have a caretaker. We are currently reading your biography and it states that you lost the ability to speak for many years. We think you may have been misdiagnosed. You may have Landau-Kleffner syndrome which is commonly mistaken for Autism. You may read more about it here:
Landau Kleffner syndrome
We will attempt to speak to your parents about attaining a caretaker.
- Lori

I have a negative view only on Aspergers. I have a positive view on Autism. I do NOT need a caretaker; I am capable of taking care of myself. I am 28 years old with a High School Diploma, a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design (CADD), and my grades were on Honor Roll throughout, and I made the Dean's List at Piedmont Virginia Community College.

Are you currently self-sufficient? Do you have a job? Are you living on your own?
We highly implore you to get a caretaker if you answered no to any of these questions. We can assist you in finding one.
Asperger's and Autism are in the same spectrum of disorders, the severity of Autism is the only difference. You say you have high-functioning Autism which is the same as Asperger's, there is no reason to hate a name.
- Lori
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@skyraider91 how long was it between Text #3 and Text #5? Is Chris really that crazy to forget about him saying he was entitled to a relationship a few text ago?
 
I think the correct term to describe these texts is: Whoa.

Aside from a few funny cwcism, I was more or less just dumbfounded reading to these ramblings...

There's so much in these texts, so goddamn much insanity, hilarity, depressive stuff.
How can Catie dump him after he recorded a DVD for her and even stopped throwinga hissyfit over Colin and the Rocking Boat Incident?
He also outright admits that he is looking for a replacement Barb (whom he refers to as an expert of manipulative and bad people. Spot on I'd say.)
I guess Catie is interested in history and has a knack for Henry the 8th, otherwise I can't make anything out of Chris random splurt about Catie better learning some values from Care Bears. Seriously, that made me crack up.

But to me, the most interesting part (that hasn't been adressed yet) is this:
Chris seems to think that Catie 'took away' the relationship. She didn't stop feeling something for him or anything. She 'took it away'. She actively removed her feelings for him. Like it's a deliberate act just to piss him off or something. The cwcki mentions how Chris seems to think girls withhold any feelings Chris might deserve just to spite him. Here we have actual proof that's the case. It's a very petty, childish stance to say the least.
And then he ends the text of insults and accusations with a "Stay safe with peace", that's some classic angry Chris shit right there.
"This is a message to Clyde Cash, I'll STRANGLE you, I'LL PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT! Stay Safe."
(Edit)I guess he has a script that automatically attaches the 'Stay Safe' lines to his E-Mails and simply forgot to turn them off here, but it's still a whiplash inducing heelturn in attitude.(/edit)

Also "Table of Lack of Contents"... I'll admit, that's kinda funny.
 
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